300 Review Special!

((Who of thought we'd get this many?))

Gohan: We've done thank you's and we've done previews in our two past review specials.

Goten: So we've decided, there is only one thing we can possibly do for this review special…

Trunks: Tell the story of how we all came together!

Pixie: And so without further ado…We present to you "The story of us"….

It all started with a young author, who called herself Pixie. She was ready to write and wanted to see if she had talent. And for a while, it seemed she had none. So, this young author decided, that in order to write well, she needed an…assistant. She considered many young anime males, but one day after watching Gohan as the Great Saiya Man on TV, she thought no more. She knew it know, Gohan was her man.

So the author devised a most clever plan. She decided to put out a "Help Wanted" flyer. The flyer read as follows, "Assistant wanted. Food and shelter will be provided. Must be a Half-Saiyan, A son of Goku's and a name that starts with G-O." Several days passed…and then one day.

"DING-DONG!!" Someone was shouting at the door…Pixie ran to the door, flung it open…and there stood Goten, flyer in his hand. He looked at her, smiled, and said, ever so calmly, "Where's the food?" Pixie sighed, and pointed off to the kitchen.

PLAN TWO:

"Goten!!!" No answer. "GOTEN!" Still no answer. "BREAKFAST!" Instantly, Goten runs downstairs, and sits down at the table. Pixie sets a large pile of which may have been pancakes in front of him. The so called food had been made by a friend of Pixie's. Goten ate all the "pancakes" that even the dog refused, and looked up, wondering why there weren't more.

"We have a very special mission today, Goten. We have to go find your brother, and bring him back here to live with us."

"Why?"

"Because…um…he really WANTS to live with us…. But he's too shy to say so, so we're going to kidnap him, so he can live with us…Got it?"

"Oh…I get it now!" Pixie smiled her sweetest, and began to gather up some supplies for kidnapping.

Later that day…

Goten sneaks quietly into his house to where Gohan and Chibi Trunks are playing video games. All the lights are off and the only light that shines is from the game Trunks is beating Gohan at. Goten reaches out blindly and grabs one of the figures. Throwing a bag over his head, Goten jumps out the window where Pixie and the Flying Nimbus are waiting.

When they got home….

"This isn't GOHAN!" Before them stood Chibi Trunks, looking quite confused. "But…" said Pixie quietly, "I guess Chibi Trunks can stay….BECAUSE HE"S JUST SO CUTE AND I LOVE HIM TO DEATH!!!" She grabbed the small child and wrapped him up in a big hug.

"Come'n…I gotta show you shrine to you!" Pixie exclaimed, dragging Trunks up the stairs. Goten sighed, and retreated to the kitchen.

The final plan

Pixie looked from Chibi Trunks to Goten. "OK troops, here's the plan. I've invited Gohan over, and when he comes inside, you two, who are hidden at this time, jump out. Trunks, you gag him, Goten, you tie him up. Then we'll lock him in the closet until he agrees to marry me." Trunks and Goten nodded. They fully understood that Gohan was too shy to tell Pixie how much he really loved her and wanted to marry her. Or so, Pixie had told them. Finally, Gohan rang the bell. Pixie opened the door, and Gohan walked in…the plan went perfectly. Finally, Gohan was tied up in their laundry room closet. "Ok, Gohan…now, until you agree that you will marry me, you will not be let out of the closet." Pixie nodded to affirm this point, and smiled her sweetest smile at him, and walked off, leaving Gohan alone in a dark closet.

"5…. 4…. 3….2….1…"

"PIXIE WAIT!!" Pixie returned to the closet, and smiled, letting the smoke from Trunks' smoke bombs come out. "Pixie…" Gohan said, "Let me out of her…and I won't leave your house…and…I'll consider this whole marriage thing." Pixie thought this over, for a long time. Finally, she nodded.

"I suppose that'll work." And she smiled her sweetest, and began to untie him…

Trunks: And that's the Story!!!

Pixie: But one question remains unanswered….When are we getting married Gohan?

Gohan: * mutters something that sounds suspiciously like "never"*

Pixie: Did I hear you say tomorrow?

Goten: Thanks reviewers! Especially, the anonymous Tifa, our 300th reviewer!! And everyone who's gone out and read "Killing My Soul"

Pixie: You have to read that one to see the great "Princess Trunks" typo…Anyway, I love all my reviewers!! Thanks guys, you are all the GREATEST!!!