The SF8 Chronicles
A/N: I made this up and it will have a few humorous episodes in my chronicles.. Hehe.. Please read and review! Thank you.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that JKR created or anything that ANYONE owns or created. Otherwise, I own my made-up characters… plots, places, etc. Do not steal them!
Harry Potter and the Return of the Malicious Mall Man
Episode #2 in the SF8 Chronicles
Ron, Harry and Hermione head to the mall for their beginning of the year shopping spree.
Hermione: I'm going to go into Wet Seal, they have really awesome accessories!
Harry: *rolls eyes* We're going to… uh… how about…
Ron: Macys!!
Harry: Yeah, Macys!!
Hermione: Uh right. Well, FINE then, Wet Seal can be for later.
Harry, Hermione and Ron walk into Macys and head for the 3rd floor.
Hermione: Look, teen clothing! Let's go there!!
Man (I'm sure you all know who he is): What's that familiar voice?? *looks around and spots Harry, Hermione and Ron*
Harry: *looks around for boy's clothing* Ack!!! *mutters* Hermione, look!
Hermione: Eeep! The Malicious Mall Man!
Ron: The wha-dah what??
Harry: Ssh!! Maybe he didn't see us yet… Walk casually…
Malicious Mall Man: Hey!! You kids are the ones that stole that lava lamp!!!!
Hermione: Now what???
Harry: RUN!!!!!
Harry, Hermione and Ron run around the floor, chased by the man.
Harry: Hurry, grab these shirts and pants…
Ron: Okay! It's ready…
Hermione: On three… one… two… three!!!
Malicious Mall Man trips over a rope of clothes.
MMM: Ow!!!! *growls* I'll get you idiot children!
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Hermione: Where's the exit??
Harry: I don't know!!!!
Ron: Uh… there? No wait… There! No, that's not it…
MMM: *mutters* There they are… I need to take them by surprise… Hahahaha…
Harry: *bites lip* Where do we go?
Hermione: I hate to do this… *takes out wand and whispers* Point me!
Ron: Hermione!!! Dumbledore will notice we're doing magic… He has his sources…
Hermione: Well, no choice. Look, that way!
Harry: Hurry!!
Ron: *runs to the exit* How do we get back to Hogwarts?
Hermione: Harry will call his firebo--- Ahhh!
MMM: Haha! I got you stinky children. *grabs Hermione by the shirt collar*
Hermione: Ouch. Watch the shirt, stupid man!
MMM: *grabs everyone and drags them to his car* I'm taking you all to the police! Where you belong!
Ron: *snort* We didn't do anything.
Hermione: Yeah!! Let us go or we'll report you for child abuse!!!
MMM: That's great. *turns on the engine*
Harry: *mumbles* Hermy, use your wand! You have it out…
Hermione: What spell??
Ron: The floating one?
Hermione: *giggles* I have an idea! Stupefy!
Harry: What's your idea?
Ron: Uh… Hermione… You might want to stop the car right about now…
Harry: *turns off the engine*
Hermione: Come on… Help me carry him!
Ron: Where are we taking him??
Hermione: *smiles* To the movies.
********************
MMM: *wakes up groggily* Huh? Where am I?
Others: *laughing and pointing* Hahahahaha……
MMM: What's so funny? *looks around* I'm at a theater… How'd I get here? *looks in a mirror*
Others: Hahahahaha
MMM: AUGH! Where are MY clothes?!
The Malicious Mall Man was wearing short shorts and a pink, girly tank top.
MMM: *yells at the top of his lungs* THOSE DRATTED CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I made this up and it will have a few humorous episodes in my chronicles.. Hehe.. Please read and review! Thank you.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that JKR created or anything that ANYONE owns or created. Otherwise, I own my made-up characters… plots, places, etc. Do not steal them!
Harry Potter and the Return of the Malicious Mall Man
Episode #2 in the SF8 Chronicles
Ron, Harry and Hermione head to the mall for their beginning of the year shopping spree.
Hermione: I'm going to go into Wet Seal, they have really awesome accessories!
Harry: *rolls eyes* We're going to… uh… how about…
Ron: Macys!!
Harry: Yeah, Macys!!
Hermione: Uh right. Well, FINE then, Wet Seal can be for later.
Harry, Hermione and Ron walk into Macys and head for the 3rd floor.
Hermione: Look, teen clothing! Let's go there!!
Man (I'm sure you all know who he is): What's that familiar voice?? *looks around and spots Harry, Hermione and Ron*
Harry: *looks around for boy's clothing* Ack!!! *mutters* Hermione, look!
Hermione: Eeep! The Malicious Mall Man!
Ron: The wha-dah what??
Harry: Ssh!! Maybe he didn't see us yet… Walk casually…
Malicious Mall Man: Hey!! You kids are the ones that stole that lava lamp!!!!
Hermione: Now what???
Harry: RUN!!!!!
Harry, Hermione and Ron run around the floor, chased by the man.
Harry: Hurry, grab these shirts and pants…
Ron: Okay! It's ready…
Hermione: On three… one… two… three!!!
Malicious Mall Man trips over a rope of clothes.
MMM: Ow!!!! *growls* I'll get you idiot children!
***********************
Hermione: Where's the exit??
Harry: I don't know!!!!
Ron: Uh… there? No wait… There! No, that's not it…
MMM: *mutters* There they are… I need to take them by surprise… Hahahaha…
Harry: *bites lip* Where do we go?
Hermione: I hate to do this… *takes out wand and whispers* Point me!
Ron: Hermione!!! Dumbledore will notice we're doing magic… He has his sources…
Hermione: Well, no choice. Look, that way!
Harry: Hurry!!
Ron: *runs to the exit* How do we get back to Hogwarts?
Hermione: Harry will call his firebo--- Ahhh!
MMM: Haha! I got you stinky children. *grabs Hermione by the shirt collar*
Hermione: Ouch. Watch the shirt, stupid man!
MMM: *grabs everyone and drags them to his car* I'm taking you all to the police! Where you belong!
Ron: *snort* We didn't do anything.
Hermione: Yeah!! Let us go or we'll report you for child abuse!!!
MMM: That's great. *turns on the engine*
Harry: *mumbles* Hermy, use your wand! You have it out…
Hermione: What spell??
Ron: The floating one?
Hermione: *giggles* I have an idea! Stupefy!
Harry: What's your idea?
Ron: Uh… Hermione… You might want to stop the car right about now…
Harry: *turns off the engine*
Hermione: Come on… Help me carry him!
Ron: Where are we taking him??
Hermione: *smiles* To the movies.
********************
MMM: *wakes up groggily* Huh? Where am I?
Others: *laughing and pointing* Hahahahaha……
MMM: What's so funny? *looks around* I'm at a theater… How'd I get here? *looks in a mirror*
Others: Hahahahaha
MMM: AUGH! Where are MY clothes?!
The Malicious Mall Man was wearing short shorts and a pink, girly tank top.
MMM: *yells at the top of his lungs* THOSE DRATTED CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!