Chapter 1: Icy Battle

Legolas sat perched in a tree, surveying his target. He raised his bow and arrow and looked down at his prey. Sub-Zero. The warrior, clad in dark clothing walked the forest floor, not suspecting Legolas at all. Suddenly from out of nowhere an arrow flew through the air and pierced Sub- Zero's arm.

"What the fuck????????" he roared, turning towards the direction it flew in. He saw the elf Legolas, ready to let another one fly.

"You will die!" suddenly the Mortal Kombat Music starts. As Legolas unleashed two arrows, Sub-Zero froze them and flipped towards Legolas, knocking him out of the tree.

"Oof!" Legolas landed with a sickening thud. Sub-Zero stood triumphantly over the elf. He was just about to cast another ice spell when Legolas leaped up and slapped Sub-Zero in his face.

"You asked for it bitch!" Sub-Zero yelled and froze every single one of Legolas' magical arrows. The elf pulled out his golden dagger and slashed Sub-Zero across the stomach.

"You're going to pay asshole!" he yelled. Sub-Zero back flipped and froze Legolas's arms.

"Come on bitch! Is that all you got? Gimme some more!" he yelled, sneering at the helpless elf. Then he yelled out in pain when Legolas' leg shot out and kicked off Sub-Zero's balls. They fell on the ground, leaking blood and sperm. Legolas yelled in victory.

"Who's the bitch now?" he taunted. Sub-Zero scooped out his balls and shoved them in Legolas's mouth.

"Tasty aren't they?" he asked, smiling. He froze the rest of the elf's body except for his head. Legolas looked ready to throw up. He chewed the testicles slowly, blood and sperm spilling from his mouth under Sub-Zero's watchful eyes. He swallowed, trying not to gag, his eyes filling with tears at the horrible taste.

"That'll teach you to mess with me bitch!" Sub Zero raised his hands for his final attack.

"FATALITY!" a voice roared from nowhere. But Sub-Zero put his hands back down because he had another idea.

"You're coming with me to my Kingdom of Ice where you will be my love slave forever!" he cackled, stripping off Legolas' clothes. He grabbed the elf by his dick and dragged him out of the forest.

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Whatcha think? Excellent huh? This is one of THE best battle scenes ever. I've been told before! This chapter alone should get about 100 reviews! Watch for chapter 2!