Apologies to Paul Simon, whose song isn't mine, either!
Many ways to make Clark Kent blush
"Let's make the blood rush to his cheeks," said the WB
"A rosy flush that's really quite amusing to see
"Come up with an idea or two or three
There are many ways to make Clark Kent blush
I said "It helps to have Lana nearly nude
But it also works when things are misconstrued
There is subtle and there's also crude
There are many ways to make Clark Kent blush
Say Martha's a turn-on, Jon
Talk about meat, Pete
Show him a new toy, Chloe
Smile eating a banana, Lana
I said, "I know just why you're grinning and waiting
(Ooh, the possible rhyme here would send this up a rating)
They said, "We understand it's obvious
but you've missed a way to make Clark Kent blush."
I said, "Since it's in your head let's stop pretending.
"You know perfectly well it's the obvious ending."
And then they said "Sorry, we're not bending.
Till you've listed the last way to make Clark Kent blush."
Say Martha's a turn-on, Jon
Talk about meat, Pete
Show him a new toy, Chloe
Smile eating a banana, Lana
[Bridge] You're not letting me out of the recording studio until I say it, huh? Whaddya mean, without chocolate supplies??? What kind of working conditions are these, anyway? Fine, fine, fine, but you explain it to Paul Simon. [bridge ends on a discord]
Joke about sex, Lex!
[mutters during repeats and fadeouts] It's not as though it's subtle or unexpected or...oh, wait, sorry, yeah, this is the WB.
Many ways to make Clark Kent blush
"Let's make the blood rush to his cheeks," said the WB
"A rosy flush that's really quite amusing to see
"Come up with an idea or two or three
There are many ways to make Clark Kent blush
I said "It helps to have Lana nearly nude
But it also works when things are misconstrued
There is subtle and there's also crude
There are many ways to make Clark Kent blush
Say Martha's a turn-on, Jon
Talk about meat, Pete
Show him a new toy, Chloe
Smile eating a banana, Lana
I said, "I know just why you're grinning and waiting
(Ooh, the possible rhyme here would send this up a rating)
They said, "We understand it's obvious
but you've missed a way to make Clark Kent blush."
I said, "Since it's in your head let's stop pretending.
"You know perfectly well it's the obvious ending."
And then they said "Sorry, we're not bending.
Till you've listed the last way to make Clark Kent blush."
Say Martha's a turn-on, Jon
Talk about meat, Pete
Show him a new toy, Chloe
Smile eating a banana, Lana
[Bridge] You're not letting me out of the recording studio until I say it, huh? Whaddya mean, without chocolate supplies??? What kind of working conditions are these, anyway? Fine, fine, fine, but you explain it to Paul Simon. [bridge ends on a discord]
Joke about sex, Lex!
[mutters during repeats and fadeouts] It's not as though it's subtle or unexpected or...oh, wait, sorry, yeah, this is the WB.