Chapter 5: Yoshi Is Tasty! Four Strange Travelers
In a forest near Death Mountain, three people sat in front of a fire.
"Pass a leg please Celes." a raven haired girl asked.
"Here ya go Rinoa." Celes passed a roasted green leg.
"Man, this tastes so good!" Tidus bit into a lung.
"Yeah! Who would of thought that Yoshi we caught would taste so good?" Celes asked. The three of them were sitting eating a roasted Yoshi. Rinoa picked up a Yoshi egg, cracked it open and downed its contents.
"Oh yeah! Gimme me a blue one!" Tidus asked.
"Sure!" Rinoa threw him one.
"I want to catch another one!" Celes said.
"Maybe next time we'll catch a Pikachu!" Rinoa exclaimed.
"Oh yeah! I heard they taste best when they're fried!" Tidus replied.
Suddenly one large portal appeared and three strange looking people tumbled out.
"What the hell?" Tidus jumped up before an old bearded man was about to fall on him.
"Who are you guys?" Rinoa asked, her mouth full of Yoshi meat.
The tall bearded man spoke with a deep corroded voice.
"I am Gandalf." he replied.
A short Asian man wearing a black pants brushed himself off.
"I am Liu Kang." he replied. Everyone turned to the small man laying on the ground.
"Unconscious I guess." Celes shrugged.
"You guys hungry?" Tidus held up part of a Yoshi brain he was eating. Liu Kang turned green.
"No thank you." he replied politely and walked off to throw up.
Gandalf laughed heartily. "Don't mind if I do!" he sat down and took a large bite out of a Yoshi tongue. He gladly accepted a red egg too.
"What brings you all to this neck of the woods?" Tidus asked the old wizard.
"We traveled far and wide through five mystical portals!" Gandalf began. Everyone quickly lost interest.
Liu Kang returned just as a large portal appeared and Kitana walked gracefully out. She turned to Liu Kang and smiled, twirling a white wife beater around her finger.
"You forgot your wife beater in my room. You're lucky Sheeva didn't see it."
Whoopsie!
In a forest near Death Mountain, three people sat in front of a fire.
"Pass a leg please Celes." a raven haired girl asked.
"Here ya go Rinoa." Celes passed a roasted green leg.
"Man, this tastes so good!" Tidus bit into a lung.
"Yeah! Who would of thought that Yoshi we caught would taste so good?" Celes asked. The three of them were sitting eating a roasted Yoshi. Rinoa picked up a Yoshi egg, cracked it open and downed its contents.
"Oh yeah! Gimme me a blue one!" Tidus asked.
"Sure!" Rinoa threw him one.
"I want to catch another one!" Celes said.
"Maybe next time we'll catch a Pikachu!" Rinoa exclaimed.
"Oh yeah! I heard they taste best when they're fried!" Tidus replied.
Suddenly one large portal appeared and three strange looking people tumbled out.
"What the hell?" Tidus jumped up before an old bearded man was about to fall on him.
"Who are you guys?" Rinoa asked, her mouth full of Yoshi meat.
The tall bearded man spoke with a deep corroded voice.
"I am Gandalf." he replied.
A short Asian man wearing a black pants brushed himself off.
"I am Liu Kang." he replied. Everyone turned to the small man laying on the ground.
"Unconscious I guess." Celes shrugged.
"You guys hungry?" Tidus held up part of a Yoshi brain he was eating. Liu Kang turned green.
"No thank you." he replied politely and walked off to throw up.
Gandalf laughed heartily. "Don't mind if I do!" he sat down and took a large bite out of a Yoshi tongue. He gladly accepted a red egg too.
"What brings you all to this neck of the woods?" Tidus asked the old wizard.
"We traveled far and wide through five mystical portals!" Gandalf began. Everyone quickly lost interest.
Liu Kang returned just as a large portal appeared and Kitana walked gracefully out. She turned to Liu Kang and smiled, twirling a white wife beater around her finger.
"You forgot your wife beater in my room. You're lucky Sheeva didn't see it."
Whoopsie!