1 Chapter 6 Dinner of Champions
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1.1 "Hey guys, I'm a little bored, lets play catch with one of yoshi's eggs!" Celes cheered.
Gandalf was a bit too old to tag along, Frodo was still knocked out and Lu Kang was too busy speaking with Kitana. The only two left were Tidus and Rinoa.
"Sure we'll play a bit of catch with you in the forest!"
"Okay! Let's go! We'll be back Gandalf!"
"Okay, please be safe, this is not a time for foolishness!"
"We'll be safe old sage Gandalf!"
They headed out deep into the forest without turning back. They began to play catch with the egg. They played for about five minutes until…
"Hey, what the fuck was that noise coming from the trees Celes?" Tidus demanded.
"How the fuck should I know?!"
"You're the closest you stupid fuck!" Rinoa yelled.
"Oh, it's just some old bird or something. Stop acting like losers and play the fucking game!"
Just when Celes spoke her hatred words, a loud tumult occurred.
"GET UP HERE!!"
A fast figure that looked like a snaked whipped from the leaves, grabbed Celes and pulled her up into the trees above.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!" Tidus screamed.
"AH! HELP ME PLEASE! GET IT OFF ME!! IT'S EATING MY FLESH!"
The creature's teeth sank into Celes skin. It gorged its face in her thick red blood.
"OH MY FUCK! LOOK AT THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THE TREE LEAVES" Rinoa yelled.
"PLEASE HELP ME…"
Celes began to trail off. She was just about dead. While the creature continued to eat her flesh and organs, Celes began to shake as she died.
"MM, fresh meat." The creature purred.
"Shouldn't we be getting the hell out of here?" Rinoa spoke with fear.
"No! We must see if Celes is alright you stupid bitch!" Tidus yelled with fiery.
"CELES!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!"
"Help me yell Rinoa!"
"No way bitch, you're on your own fuck face!"
The creature dropped Celes remainings right in front of Tidus and Rinoa. Rinoa saw this terror and began to run back to where she thought was safe. She didn't make ten steps before…
"GET OVER HERE!"
The creature held his hand out. He unleashed a snake looking thing that headed straight for Rinoa's back.
"AHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!!!!"
Tidus jerked around and saw the creature pulling Rinoa to him.
Tidus saw Rinoa being killed and ran for the nearest tree. He leaped up onto the branches and sat there, trembling, wishing for his mommy to come relieve him of his strife.
The creature snapped Rinoa's neck and began to eat her head. Its mouth suddenly opened about three feet wide and gobbled up half of Rinoa's body.
Tidus shut his eyes tight, wishing that this terror was a horrible nightmare and he had yet to awaken. He held his eyes shut for about thirty seconds. He opened them when he didn't hear bones cracking and blood dripping. He peered through the leaves and branches and looked the forest into its face. He sat there, motionless, traumatized. He began to feel safe again, so he started to get out of the trees. Just when he was about to leap from the branches…
"GET DOWN HERE!"
The creature kicked the tree down. Tidus rolled on the ground toward the creature. He looked up at the creature. The clarity of the night allowed Tidus to see the creature's face. Tidus could clearly see that the wild beast was Scorpion, King of Snakes.
Tidus begged the creature to spare his life. The creature thought nothing of it.
"You will be my meat!" Scorpion roared.
"Please no! Please!" Tidus cried.
Voice, "FINISH HIM!"
Tidus shut his eyes tight and prayed that this was all a simple nightmare.
Scorpion grabbed Tidus by the neck, pulled him off the ground and opened his mouth about six feet wide. He Looked up at Tidus and slowly gobbled him up. He ate Tidus from head to waist. He saved his remaining flesh, tissue, organs, bones, and the rest of his body for a future mid night snack.
Voice, "Brutality! HAHAHAHAHA!"
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1.1 "Hey guys, I'm a little bored, lets play catch with one of yoshi's eggs!" Celes cheered.
Gandalf was a bit too old to tag along, Frodo was still knocked out and Lu Kang was too busy speaking with Kitana. The only two left were Tidus and Rinoa.
"Sure we'll play a bit of catch with you in the forest!"
"Okay! Let's go! We'll be back Gandalf!"
"Okay, please be safe, this is not a time for foolishness!"
"We'll be safe old sage Gandalf!"
They headed out deep into the forest without turning back. They began to play catch with the egg. They played for about five minutes until…
"Hey, what the fuck was that noise coming from the trees Celes?" Tidus demanded.
"How the fuck should I know?!"
"You're the closest you stupid fuck!" Rinoa yelled.
"Oh, it's just some old bird or something. Stop acting like losers and play the fucking game!"
Just when Celes spoke her hatred words, a loud tumult occurred.
"GET UP HERE!!"
A fast figure that looked like a snaked whipped from the leaves, grabbed Celes and pulled her up into the trees above.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!" Tidus screamed.
"AH! HELP ME PLEASE! GET IT OFF ME!! IT'S EATING MY FLESH!"
The creature's teeth sank into Celes skin. It gorged its face in her thick red blood.
"OH MY FUCK! LOOK AT THE BLOOD DRIPPING FROM THE TREE LEAVES" Rinoa yelled.
"PLEASE HELP ME…"
Celes began to trail off. She was just about dead. While the creature continued to eat her flesh and organs, Celes began to shake as she died.
"MM, fresh meat." The creature purred.
"Shouldn't we be getting the hell out of here?" Rinoa spoke with fear.
"No! We must see if Celes is alright you stupid bitch!" Tidus yelled with fiery.
"CELES!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!"
"Help me yell Rinoa!"
"No way bitch, you're on your own fuck face!"
The creature dropped Celes remainings right in front of Tidus and Rinoa. Rinoa saw this terror and began to run back to where she thought was safe. She didn't make ten steps before…
"GET OVER HERE!"
The creature held his hand out. He unleashed a snake looking thing that headed straight for Rinoa's back.
"AHHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!!!!"
Tidus jerked around and saw the creature pulling Rinoa to him.
Tidus saw Rinoa being killed and ran for the nearest tree. He leaped up onto the branches and sat there, trembling, wishing for his mommy to come relieve him of his strife.
The creature snapped Rinoa's neck and began to eat her head. Its mouth suddenly opened about three feet wide and gobbled up half of Rinoa's body.
Tidus shut his eyes tight, wishing that this terror was a horrible nightmare and he had yet to awaken. He held his eyes shut for about thirty seconds. He opened them when he didn't hear bones cracking and blood dripping. He peered through the leaves and branches and looked the forest into its face. He sat there, motionless, traumatized. He began to feel safe again, so he started to get out of the trees. Just when he was about to leap from the branches…
"GET DOWN HERE!"
The creature kicked the tree down. Tidus rolled on the ground toward the creature. He looked up at the creature. The clarity of the night allowed Tidus to see the creature's face. Tidus could clearly see that the wild beast was Scorpion, King of Snakes.
Tidus begged the creature to spare his life. The creature thought nothing of it.
"You will be my meat!" Scorpion roared.
"Please no! Please!" Tidus cried.
Voice, "FINISH HIM!"
Tidus shut his eyes tight and prayed that this was all a simple nightmare.
Scorpion grabbed Tidus by the neck, pulled him off the ground and opened his mouth about six feet wide. He Looked up at Tidus and slowly gobbled him up. He ate Tidus from head to waist. He saved his remaining flesh, tissue, organs, bones, and the rest of his body for a future mid night snack.
Voice, "Brutality! HAHAHAHAHA!"
