Chapter 7: New Friend
Meanwhile in the forest....The group waited for the teens to come back. They waited for a long time.
"Fuck it. THey're lost." Kitana said. They all agreed and started onward.
From the distance they could see a large mountain with a castle of ice perched atop of it.
"Death Mountain." Gandalf whispered sadly.
They heard horrible screams coming from it. "What's so bad about the place?" Kitana asked.
"It belongs to the horrid Sub-Zero and his Dominatrix Mistress Lara Croft." the old wizard replied. Suddenly Frodo awoke.
He saw he was being dragged by a man in a wife beater.
"What the fuck?" he exclaimed. breaking away,
"FRODO! My lad, you're awake!" Gandalf smashed the small hobbit in a large hug.
"Please Ga-Gandalf. I can't breathe!" Frodo pleaded, trying to break away.
"Where are we?" he asked.
"We're headed to Death Mountain." Kitana replied.
"Who-who are you?" Frodo asked timidly.
"I'm Kitana and that's Liu Kang. We had three other companions but...they got lost." Kitana told him.
"And now we're headed for Death Mountain." Liu Kang bowed.
Frodo's eyes averted ti the large mountain with the castle of ice on top.
"HOW the HELL do we get up there?" he asked.
"Oh Frodo, you silly small testicled boy. Like this!" Gandalf laughed, snapped his fingers and suddenly the group was in front of the ice kingdom.
"I'm a Wizard! I can do anything!" he roared with laughter.
Kitana surveyed her surroundings. The horrible screams were louder than ever. They could hear a faint.
"PLEASE TAKE THIS WATERMELON OUT OF MY ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!" above all of them.
"Are we going to go inside?" Liu Kang asked.
"You'd better go back. Because you'll never pass us." voices hissed.
The group turned to see four people. James Bond, Trunks, Goku and Jin.
"Mistress Lara is to be protected, even if we give our lives!" Jin yelled.
"Prepare to die!" Goku and Trunks turned Super Saiyajin Lvl. 4. Jin powered up and James Bond got out twin Assault Rifles.
"We're in trouble now!" Liu Kang dodged a Kamehameha.
"Fear not! For I shall save you!" a small voice said. They all turned to see Ash Ketchum with his Pikachu perched on top of his head.
"Pikachu! Squirtle! Go!" he said and the Pokemon raced for , Trunks, Goku and James Bond.
Trunks smiled evilly. He grabbed the small Pikachu. It tried to shock him but it had no affect. Trunks raised the small animal above his head and ripped him in half. Blood rained down on his smiling face. Then he took the Pokemon's head and ate it.
"Just like chicken." blood and flesh and fur spilled from his mouth. Ash stared in horror.
"You horrible man! Give him back!" he ran blindly at Trunks.
"You stupid fucker! Eat bullets!" James Bond ridiculed Ash's body with bullets. The boy slumped down, blood piuring from the hundreds of holes in his body. Squirtle began to back away in fear. He didn't see Jin behind him preparing his Lightning Screw Uppercut. He did it and Squirtle tore into pieces. The turtle shell landed on Frodo's head
"You are mad men! Prepare to face my wrath!" Gandalf closed his eyes, chanting a spell. Suddenly James Bond, Jin and Trunks byrst into flames. What was left was blackened skeletons. Goku sneered and readied his hands.
"KAMEHAME-HA!" he yelled. Gandalf was burned to a crisp.
"Goodbye dear friends........" he whispered and died.
Goku's eyes danced maniacally. He took Gandalf's staff and disappeared.
"Where did he go?" Frodo whispered.
"I don't know but we're going to find this "Mistress Lara!" Liu Kang yelled and they hurried towards the door. As they were about to open it and voice yelled "Wait!"
They turned to see a person in a space suit.
"I am Samus. Mistress Lara and Sub-Zero destroyed my home. I wish to come with you on your quest to defeat them." she replied.
"Then join us!" and they entered the abyss.
Meanwhile in the forest....The group waited for the teens to come back. They waited for a long time.
"Fuck it. THey're lost." Kitana said. They all agreed and started onward.
From the distance they could see a large mountain with a castle of ice perched atop of it.
"Death Mountain." Gandalf whispered sadly.
They heard horrible screams coming from it. "What's so bad about the place?" Kitana asked.
"It belongs to the horrid Sub-Zero and his Dominatrix Mistress Lara Croft." the old wizard replied. Suddenly Frodo awoke.
He saw he was being dragged by a man in a wife beater.
"What the fuck?" he exclaimed. breaking away,
"FRODO! My lad, you're awake!" Gandalf smashed the small hobbit in a large hug.
"Please Ga-Gandalf. I can't breathe!" Frodo pleaded, trying to break away.
"Where are we?" he asked.
"We're headed to Death Mountain." Kitana replied.
"Who-who are you?" Frodo asked timidly.
"I'm Kitana and that's Liu Kang. We had three other companions but...they got lost." Kitana told him.
"And now we're headed for Death Mountain." Liu Kang bowed.
Frodo's eyes averted ti the large mountain with the castle of ice on top.
"HOW the HELL do we get up there?" he asked.
"Oh Frodo, you silly small testicled boy. Like this!" Gandalf laughed, snapped his fingers and suddenly the group was in front of the ice kingdom.
"I'm a Wizard! I can do anything!" he roared with laughter.
Kitana surveyed her surroundings. The horrible screams were louder than ever. They could hear a faint.
"PLEASE TAKE THIS WATERMELON OUT OF MY ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!" above all of them.
"Are we going to go inside?" Liu Kang asked.
"You'd better go back. Because you'll never pass us." voices hissed.
The group turned to see four people. James Bond, Trunks, Goku and Jin.
"Mistress Lara is to be protected, even if we give our lives!" Jin yelled.
"Prepare to die!" Goku and Trunks turned Super Saiyajin Lvl. 4. Jin powered up and James Bond got out twin Assault Rifles.
"We're in trouble now!" Liu Kang dodged a Kamehameha.
"Fear not! For I shall save you!" a small voice said. They all turned to see Ash Ketchum with his Pikachu perched on top of his head.
"Pikachu! Squirtle! Go!" he said and the Pokemon raced for , Trunks, Goku and James Bond.
Trunks smiled evilly. He grabbed the small Pikachu. It tried to shock him but it had no affect. Trunks raised the small animal above his head and ripped him in half. Blood rained down on his smiling face. Then he took the Pokemon's head and ate it.
"Just like chicken." blood and flesh and fur spilled from his mouth. Ash stared in horror.
"You horrible man! Give him back!" he ran blindly at Trunks.
"You stupid fucker! Eat bullets!" James Bond ridiculed Ash's body with bullets. The boy slumped down, blood piuring from the hundreds of holes in his body. Squirtle began to back away in fear. He didn't see Jin behind him preparing his Lightning Screw Uppercut. He did it and Squirtle tore into pieces. The turtle shell landed on Frodo's head
"You are mad men! Prepare to face my wrath!" Gandalf closed his eyes, chanting a spell. Suddenly James Bond, Jin and Trunks byrst into flames. What was left was blackened skeletons. Goku sneered and readied his hands.
"KAMEHAME-HA!" he yelled. Gandalf was burned to a crisp.
"Goodbye dear friends........" he whispered and died.
Goku's eyes danced maniacally. He took Gandalf's staff and disappeared.
"Where did he go?" Frodo whispered.
"I don't know but we're going to find this "Mistress Lara!" Liu Kang yelled and they hurried towards the door. As they were about to open it and voice yelled "Wait!"
They turned to see a person in a space suit.
"I am Samus. Mistress Lara and Sub-Zero destroyed my home. I wish to come with you on your quest to defeat them." she replied.
"Then join us!" and they entered the abyss.