When Fangirls Go AHunting

By: Neko-chan

A/N: Yesh, yesh.....it's been a VERY long time since I last updated this ficcie. Gomen, gomen!! Anyway, I DID get around to updating, as all of you see here. ^_^ And I'm glad that everyone liked chapter one! I liked it too! (Especially since I got to make fun of my bestest friend, Amy. AKA--Duet. ;D) Hope everyone enjoys chappie two! Ja!

Disclaimer: Neko-chan owns NOTHING. Well......actually she does, but she only owns herself!! Everyone else belongs to their respected owners. ^_^ (Unfortunately...Neko-chan isn't among the afore mentioned 'respected owners'.)



Chapter Two



"C'mon, you guys! What's taking so long?" Arashi called over her shoulder as she slowly disappeared from the two shorter girls' sight. She seemed to put on a burst of speed and Duet and Jade were left in the dust.

Slowing to a walk, Duet almost collapsed on the ground. "H-How can she run so fast?" she gasped out as she tried to catch her breath. At this rate, the shortest girl would be ready for ANY Air Force Academy in a matter of days. Before, she had worried about their boot camp. It was Duet's personal opinion that the boot camps had NOTHING on Arashi. The tall red-head was much worse than anything the military officers could devise. Plus too...Arashi's 'babies' were scarier than any officer yelling at her in the face to move faster.

"I wish that I had long legs..." Jade mused aloud to herself as she, too, slowed down. They had no idea how Arashi could keep up that constant state of movement--and very fast movement at that. (Arashi wouldn't tell them-or anyone-but her secret was Pixy Stix. There's nothing like a sugar high to get ya movin'!)

Duet finally sat on the ground. Her legs were tired, she was hungry, she was short, and she wanted to get her Duo-kins! There was no way she was going to move from this spot for the rest of the day. Not to mention the fact that there was no possible way for her and Jade to catch up with Arashi at the rate the tall red-head was going.

Jade squatted down next to her. "Giving up?" she asked the shorter brunette, grinning to herself.

"I've taken all I can stand, and I can stand no more!" Duet replied and fell onto her back with a hollow 'Thud!' "There is no way I'm going to move from this spot for the rest of the day. I refuse to. You can't make me. No one can make me. I'm tired, dirty, and I smell."

The somewhat taller girl grinned down at her friend. "Oh, well. I guess that means that I get Duo-chan all to my little lonesome. I'm SURE that he won't want someone that smells as badly as you do for a trainer."

Hearing this, Duet shot up. "WHAT?!"

And then, once again, Duet was running after Arashi, her own little dust cloud following forlornly behind her. Jade blinked, shook her head, and started to jog after her two friends. Wow... she thought to herself. When Duet is motivated, she sure can _run_!!

She finally caught up to the two a couple hours, Duet collapsed on the ground, nearly unconscious, and Arashi huddled in the bushes, looking at something-or-other. "Is that the Bishie that you sensed from way back there?" Jade asked as she gestured back the way they had come.

Arashi nodded. "Come and see! It was easier to find him that I had originally thought. And way out in the middle of nowhere, also!" She grinned triumphantly and tossed Jade the binoculars that she had been using. "It's my Wu-bear!"

Jade and Duet groaned. Why couldn't it have been Duo-kins? Or even Quatre? What about Shiro? Which reminded Jade... "We _are_ going to hunt Shiro, right?" she asked Arashi as she put the binoculars up to her eyes and watched Wufei train and worship Nataku.

Arashi squinted at the distant figure; then, suddenly, her eyes widened. She quickly took back the binoculars (nearly taking out one of Jade's eyes) and started drooling.

Duet wheezed and opened an eye. "What's wrong with her?" she asked Jade.

Jade rolled her eyes. "Arashi's Wu-bear is training and he just took off his shirt." Duet giggled, then went back to her nearly-dead state. Poking Arashi (and interrupting her Wu-bear gazing), Jade asked again, "We _are_ going to hunt Shiro, right?"

Arashi blinked and put down the binoculars. Her brow furrowed as she thought about Jade's question. Finally, she nodded. "Yeah, I guess we could. Right now, we're in the Gundam W universe. All the other Gundam universes are in this universe, but different realities. I _think_ I can temporarily reprogram the alternate dimension hopper to let us go the Gundam 08th MS Team universe. After all...all it is is just another reality...it's still connected to this universe..."

Jade blinked. "You do realize that I have _no_ idea what you just said."

Duet opened an eye. "Well...just remember that Arashi also _likes_ Calculus and Physics. I've known her for four years and I decided long ago to stop trying to figure her out. But here's a hint: When she starts getting all technical and mathematical, just zone her out. It gets easier with practice."

Arashi shot a glance at Duet. "I have two syllables for you," she began warningly. "Duo. Kins." Duet went pale and shut up. Jade snickered and tried to 'borrow' the binoculars back from Arashi. But Arashi had a death hold on her binoculars and had went back to her Wu-bear gazing. After a while, she finally put down the binoculars and returned her attention to her fellow huntswomen. "So...should we do this hunt the traditional way, or should we do it the sneaky way?"

Jade and Duet exchanged a glance. The traditional way was the one that Arashi loved: stalking and chasing after her prey--in this case, Bishounen. The sneaky way was when the girls tricked the guys and then captured them. But...considering how tough Wufei was, the two shorter girls did _not_ want to risk a fight if they caught him the 'traditional' way. They would lose, hands down.

"I think that the sneaky way is the best way to go this time," Jade said brightly, smiling at Arashi and praying to God that her tall friend wouldn't try to get into a martial arts contest with her Wu-bear. Of course _she_ would win, but that's because she was taller and was descended from several warrior races. She and Duet, on the other hand...they _might_ be able to put up a fight if they were allowed to fight dirty. If not...then they were dead.

"I agree with Jade!" Duet exclaimed, nodding emphatically to make her point.

Arashi blinked and looked from one friend to the other. She looked suspicious for a moment, then she sighed. "I _guess_ we could do this hunt the sneaky way...but it's not fun." Then she brightened. "Can I use Bob?"

"NO!" Duet and Jade exclaimed at the same moment.

The tall red-head pouted. "You're no fun..." Then she mumbled: "Party poopers." She pouted for several more moments, then suddenly brightened. "I have a plan...and yes, it'll be done the sneaky way. Okay, what does Wufei love most in the whole entire world?"

Duet blinked. "Justice?"

"Integrity?" Jade added.

"That the weak shouldn't be fighting?" Duet added again.

"Peace?" Jade guessed.

"No, that's Quatre!" Duet corrected.

"Well, geez. It's not _my_ fault that a guy in a pink shirt talks about 'We shouldn't be fighting at all!'. I mean...he rants about peace almost as much as Wufei rants about justice and integrity!"

"Quatre is cool, man! He's almost as cool as Howard!! _AND_ Quatre has teacups! Don't you think that that is just so kawaii?!"

"_Howard_?! You think that _Howard_ is cool?!"

"Yeah! Howard's cool! I mean...he has those cool sunglasses and wears those cool Hawaiian shirts! How much cooler can you get? Well, besides being Duo-kins, that is."

"But..._Howard_?!?!"

"That's enough!" Arashi interrupted. "Don't make me use Bob!" The two abruptly shut up. "Now..." Arashi continued, "the answer to my question was that the thing that Wu-bear loves more than anything else in the whole world is...Nataku. And Nataku is a Gundam...and what do Gundams need?"

"Paint jobs after every battle?" Jade guessed.

"To not have the self-destruct buttons?" Duet added. She still had nightmares of the one time when her precious little Duo-kins Koibito tried to self-destruct!! (Well...she also had nightmares of when Heero tried to fix his broken leg..but she didn't want to be reminded of _that_ little incident.) When she finally caught her little Duo-kins Koibito, she was _so_ taking out that self-destruct button, no hands down!

Arashi sighed and rubbed her temples. "Nooooo....Gundams need _weapons_. Some more than most. We can also use this sneaky plan for Trowa, too. You know how often he uses up Heavyarms's weapons. We go up to each pilot, pretend to be black market weapons sellers, and then catch 'em!"

"But what about Quatre?" Duet asked, her eyes getting all big and watery. "I don't want to trick him like that!" She sniffled a bit and looked at Arashi imploringly. "Can't you come up with a different plan for him...?"

Once again, Arashi sighed. "Fine...with Duo, we pretend to be junk dealers and that we want to sell him some stuff for his junk yard. And for Quatre...we'll be tea dealers. Specialists that import rare teas. How about _that_ plan?"

Jade and Duet thought for a minute, then smiled. "Sounds like a good plan to me!" Jade finally said. Just a little bit longer...and she'll be able to finally glomp her Duo-chan to her heart's content! She paused for a moment, lost in her daydreams, and her eyes turned into little hearts.

"Yeah, I like this plan! We should do this plan a _lot_ more often..." Duet added. "And, so, my little Duo-kins Koibito, I'll finally be able to huggle you, and glomp you, and feed you with my delicious cooking (at this, Arashi and Jade went green), and dress you up in kawaii lil' clothes, and do your hair, and drive Deathscythe Hell Custom (at _this_, Arashi nearly passed out from fright--Duet couldn't even drive a _car_, let alone a _Gundam_), and just love you forever and ever!" She giggled to herself a bit, imagining all of the afore mentioned things.

Jade paused in her own daydreaming. "Nani?! Duo-chan is _MINE_!"

"MINE!" Duet growled back.

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"No, he's MINE!"

"No, MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MIIIIIIIINE!!!"

Arashi sighed and shook her head. Suddenly, she brightened. "At least no one's going after my prey," she mused aloud to herself. Ignoring the two brown-haired girls who were arguing over 'their' Duo-kins/chan, Arashi began to get ready for Operation Wu-bear.



A/N: And so ends chapter two! What _will_ happen during Operation Wu-bear? Will Arashi actually manage to catch her lil' Wu-bear-kins-chan?! (Heh heh heh...) What will happen when the girls try to catch the other cute Gundam W guys? Will Jade ever hunt her Shiro?! Stay tuned for the next chapter and find out! ^_~ Ja ne!

Neko-chan