**Disclaimer** I have no idea what I'm talking about. And my mother is you.
The Day the World Hiccupped...In my shorts?
Tohru woke up one rainy morning and noticed that he was a fench. So, he decided to call up Ritsu and invite him to bark and be merry. So they did. So Tohru crapped and did a jig with his Aunt Bertha's foot stool. So then, Ritsu decided that he would shave his legs and merry Kyou.(We, the authors have decided to use "merry" as a verb) So then, this girl named Sarah(who has nothing to do with anything, or my shorts) came over because Tohru's a fench. So then, she shaved. (We, the authors decided not to tell you what she shaved.) So Tohru was a fench. So he was not happy about this and as a fench? So, he decided to take Ritsu with him onto the Jerry Springer Show. So there. So, there they ate lots of cocktail wieners while Tohru was still a fench. So then, Jerry invited Sarah over to his show to shave. So, Sarah was very hairy. So, thus the reason she was shaving. So shaving is good, eh? So, that is what Sarah tells me. So, Tohru and Ritsu passionatly make out while still being a wench, I mean fench. So, Then they all decided to blow up albania. So, Abudabi was my mother....and Tohru was still a wrench, I mean wench-fench? THE END!
The Day the World Hiccupped...In my shorts?
Tohru woke up one rainy morning and noticed that he was a fench. So, he decided to call up Ritsu and invite him to bark and be merry. So they did. So Tohru crapped and did a jig with his Aunt Bertha's foot stool. So then, Ritsu decided that he would shave his legs and merry Kyou.(We, the authors have decided to use "merry" as a verb) So then, this girl named Sarah(who has nothing to do with anything, or my shorts) came over because Tohru's a fench. So then, she shaved. (We, the authors decided not to tell you what she shaved.) So Tohru was a fench. So he was not happy about this and as a fench? So, he decided to take Ritsu with him onto the Jerry Springer Show. So there. So, there they ate lots of cocktail wieners while Tohru was still a fench. So then, Jerry invited Sarah over to his show to shave. So, Sarah was very hairy. So, thus the reason she was shaving. So shaving is good, eh? So, that is what Sarah tells me. So, Tohru and Ritsu passionatly make out while still being a wench, I mean fench. So, Then they all decided to blow up albania. So, Abudabi was my mother....and Tohru was still a wrench, I mean wench-fench? THE END!