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Linda- Grass? Where did the grass come from? That's- never mind.
Kay- We must succeed!
Shannon- Succeed what?
Kay- *sweatdrops* Whatever it is we're doing… Or going to do…
Linda- You sound like that guy on Freakazoid, I MUST SUCCEED, I MUST SUCCEED!
Kay- Yes. Whatever.
Shannon- We must have a quest!
Linda- That shouldn't be too hard… Just the other day I was dieing for a *voice becomes a whisper* Staff of Smashing.
Kay- Why would you want that?
Linda- Isn't it obvious? So that I might smash things!
Shannon- Alright then! We're then off to locate the *voice becomes a whisper* Staff of Smashing.
Linda- Oh…
Kay- Uh oh!
Linda- *passes out and falls off of her horse*
Red and Silver Horse- *runs off*
Shannon- Woah! *digs heels into side of horse since she's not wearing spurs*
Black Horse- *stops*
Kay- *does same*
Both- *jump off of their horses and run to see if Linda is alright*
Linda- *is unconscious*
Shannon- *feels Linda forehead* She's burning up.
Kay- *nods*
*suddenly the clouds part, and high and uphold, God is there!*
God- Her sickness is fatal, you must get off your asses, and find the medicine! No more of that Staff of Smashing nonesence!
Kay- Where can we find the medicine?
God- You must gain certain allies in order to obtain the medicine. Roy, some red-headed swordsman dude from some video game.
Kay- Where can we find him?
God- Roy is in the castle Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh through the forest. You will also need the help of
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Shannon- Pardon, me my Lord, th- the castle "Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"?
God- Yes the castle Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! What do you think I meant?!
Shannon- *a bit abashed* My bad.
God- You bet your bottom dollar it's your bad! Anyway-- you will also need the help of a certain dashing young man whom I have just picked out of the blue because your friend Roy will be a bit lonely.
Kay- *excited* What's he like?
Shannon- Where will we find him?
God- You will find him in a village on your way to the castle Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. You will know who he is, and he will know he is to join you. I am just about to go see him. Now, if you don't have anymore questions... I have to go see about your soon to be accomplices.
Kay- Wait! What's his name? What's he gonna look like?
God- *just like in "Lion King", as the clouds come back together his voice echoes* You will know who he is... you will know who he is... you will know who-
Kay- *pissed* JUST TELL ME HIS NAME!
God- *sticking his head between the clouds, equally pissed* For the love of me, it's Rufio! sheesh... *the clouds go back together*
Kay- *sighs* Rufio! *dances around* la la la la la! Rufio, Rufio! I can just imagine his-
Shannon- uhh! Hello?! *points to Linda, lying unconscious on the ground* We've got an unconscious friend on the ground!
Kay- oh. well... c'mon! Let's get to the village so we can-- *sees Shannon's face* s-so we can get Linda medicine! *smiles*
Linda- Grass? Where did the grass come from? That's- never mind.
Kay- We must succeed!
Shannon- Succeed what?
Kay- *sweatdrops* Whatever it is we're doing… Or going to do…
Linda- You sound like that guy on Freakazoid, I MUST SUCCEED, I MUST SUCCEED!
Kay- Yes. Whatever.
Shannon- We must have a quest!
Linda- That shouldn't be too hard… Just the other day I was dieing for a *voice becomes a whisper* Staff of Smashing.
Kay- Why would you want that?
Linda- Isn't it obvious? So that I might smash things!
Shannon- Alright then! We're then off to locate the *voice becomes a whisper* Staff of Smashing.
Linda- Oh…
Kay- Uh oh!
Linda- *passes out and falls off of her horse*
Red and Silver Horse- *runs off*
Shannon- Woah! *digs heels into side of horse since she's not wearing spurs*
Black Horse- *stops*
Kay- *does same*
Both- *jump off of their horses and run to see if Linda is alright*
Linda- *is unconscious*
Shannon- *feels Linda forehead* She's burning up.
Kay- *nods*
*suddenly the clouds part, and high and uphold, God is there!*
God- Her sickness is fatal, you must get off your asses, and find the medicine! No more of that Staff of Smashing nonesence!
Kay- Where can we find the medicine?
God- You must gain certain allies in order to obtain the medicine. Roy, some red-headed swordsman dude from some video game.
Kay- Where can we find him?
God- Roy is in the castle Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh through the forest. You will also need the help of
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Shannon- Pardon, me my Lord, th- the castle "Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"?
God- Yes the castle Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! What do you think I meant?!
Shannon- *a bit abashed* My bad.
God- You bet your bottom dollar it's your bad! Anyway-- you will also need the help of a certain dashing young man whom I have just picked out of the blue because your friend Roy will be a bit lonely.
Kay- *excited* What's he like?
Shannon- Where will we find him?
God- You will find him in a village on your way to the castle Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. You will know who he is, and he will know he is to join you. I am just about to go see him. Now, if you don't have anymore questions... I have to go see about your soon to be accomplices.
Kay- Wait! What's his name? What's he gonna look like?
God- *just like in "Lion King", as the clouds come back together his voice echoes* You will know who he is... you will know who he is... you will know who-
Kay- *pissed* JUST TELL ME HIS NAME!
God- *sticking his head between the clouds, equally pissed* For the love of me, it's Rufio! sheesh... *the clouds go back together*
Kay- *sighs* Rufio! *dances around* la la la la la! Rufio, Rufio! I can just imagine his-
Shannon- uhh! Hello?! *points to Linda, lying unconscious on the ground* We've got an unconscious friend on the ground!
Kay- oh. well... c'mon! Let's get to the village so we can-- *sees Shannon's face* s-so we can get Linda medicine! *smiles*