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*all of the horses run off into the sunset without their riders, which I think they already have, but I'm too lazy to doublecheck… so if they already haven't, they do now…*
Kay- Oh great, you know what this means??!!
Linda- . o O (You have to get off your asses and walk??)
Shannon- What does it mean??
Kay- IT MEANS WE HAVE TO LEAVE LINDA BEHIND!!
Linda- . o O (You are sooo joking… You can't DO this to me!! I'm your FRIEND!! I'm the reason you get to meet Rufio!!)
Shannon- Leave her behind??
Kay- Well, do you feel like carrying her?
Shannon- *looks down at Linda* No, not really.
Kay- Then there's nothing we can do! What am I saying??
Shannon- OH NO!! You must be coming down with the illness too!! You're delerious!!
Kay- I'm fine! *yanks on the air*
*a string appears and the clouds part, and it's not God, it's Linda's evil twin, Brijit!! Holding puppet strings that are attached to Kay*
Brijit- *cusses* No! No! I'm not here! Pay no attention to me! Kay, you must leave Linda behind, you know you want to!!
*suddenly the clouds darken and Brijit who is in the clouds, is struck by lightning and umm…dies…or…something…*
Linda- *is sleeping…and talking in her sleep* I'm a little tea pot…hear me shout, here is my handle, here is my spout…
Kay and Shannon- *give Linda funny looks*
Linda- Liesel…I…I…hate your kitchen table…
*Linda, actually has talked in her sleep about how much she hates Liesel's kitchen table…even though she didn't know she hated it…*
Shannon- *shakes Linda awake* Linda, snap out of it!
Linda- *wakes up*Oh, hullo, is it tea time already??
Kay- Come on Linda, you have to walk!
Linda- Walk?! Why walk?! Why walk when you can DANCE?!
Kay- *smacks her own forehead*
Shannon- *sweatdrops*
Linda- *gets up* But, walk I shall! If I must walk, I shall! Walk! Walk! Walk to my death if need be! But I shall walk! *begins walking*
Shannon- No, no, no *turns Linda around*, not that way…
Linda- Hmm…
Kay- Let's go…
*On their wayward, walking, way… They meet two travellers, these two travellers are on foot. The first has pure red hair, wearing a red cloak, white pants, and red boots, and because I'm too lazy to describe I'm just going to say he's wearing a lot of red, ok? ok. The other traveller is shorter, quite a bit shorter actually, and is wearing a black cloack with the hood up. "He's" totally concealed by his cloak.*
Linda- *screams* It's the damn lobsterbacks! Run, run for your lives! The British are coming! The British are coming!!
Shannon- *covers Linda's mouth* *smiles*
*ow, damn I'm in a lot of pain, my ^&$&%^*&(#! mother decided I needed to ice my *&(% ankle some ^%$!^#@ more, so my leg is twisted so that it can be on the arm of another chair with the ice on my ankle with the ICE ON IT!!!
%@^#!$@*#^#$#*)^!!@#
There, I'm still in pain, but I feel better*
Red-Head- *who is NOT Linda's subtle creation of a Ron-Link mix, thank you *cough, Shannon, cough* VERY MUCH!!* *gives Linda an odd look* You must be the three that God spoke of…
Linda- *knocks Shannon's hand away* AND WE SHALL BE ONE NATION UNDER GOD-!!
Shannon- *covers Linda's mouth again* *mutters* shut UP!
Linda- *glares at red-head*
Cloaked Man- And that would be the girl who is so deathly ill.
Kay- She's running a fever, she's delerious.
Shannon- You know, meaning, lost her ability to reason?
Red-head- So I gather.
Kay- And you're Roy?
Read-head- I am.
Shannon- Nice to meet you!
Roy- Likewise.
Kay- Umm… Who is your companion?
Cloaked Dude- I have no name.
Kay- How boring and normal…
CD- *cloak turns slightly red, flushing, before becoming black again*
Shannon- THAT was not normal!
CD- Oh, that… Well I was cursed at birth to ummm… Well… Have you ever heard the expression "wear your emotions right on your sleeves"?
Kay and Shannon- Yes.
CD- Well… Mine are "worn" right "on my cloak".
Kay- Oh, well that makes up for you having no name…
Linda- *knocks Shannon's hand away again* You idiots! They're no-good lobster backs! We must warn our people! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!
Roy- *whistles Yankee Doodle as he hits Linda over the head*
Kay- That's wasn't nice!
Roy- If I didn't do that, it'd be awfully hard to carry her with her calling me a lobster back and raving about the British coming! *picks Linda up and carries her over his shoulder* Come on, God said to go to the village Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. We would've stopped there on the way, but we were already heading this way when he saw us… And told us to get you and help you…
(K)
Kay- *staring at Roy somewhat dazed* Is that so?
Roy- uhhh, *staring back at her bewildered* yea...
*suddenly Linda awakens, realizes where she is and screams* GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU -i quote- FILTHY ANIMAL! -unquote-
Roy- *looks relieved* Ok, *drops her carelessly* that's a load off my back... *rubs his lower back* whew...
Linda- *a little surprised* Where are our horses? *wails* I want my horsie!
Shannon- They rode off into the sunset, ok! Get a grip!
Kay- Why'd they do that? Rather stupid if you ask me.
Roy- Maybe they did so they didn't have to carry Linda around!
Linda- Hey! That's wasn't very nice!
Roy- Well, it isn't too nice screaming in my ear, "LOBSTER BACK LOBSTER BACK! RUN, RUN!"
Linda- *looks a little sorry* well, you have to remember, I am, after all, delirious, you know! *looks at CD and points* AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A DRUID! AHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HEL-
Kay- *pulls Linda's arm down* Heavens to Betsy, child! Shut up! It's just a cloaked dude!
Shannon- Honestly, you guys, if we're ever going to get anywhere then we have to stop all this finger pointing!
Kay- Yes, precisely, *rubbing her hands together* Let's get crackin'! Off to the Village erm- Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
It is now a few days later, Linda is no longer delirious and they have entered the Village Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh...
*all of the horses run off into the sunset without their riders, which I think they already have, but I'm too lazy to doublecheck… so if they already haven't, they do now…*
Kay- Oh great, you know what this means??!!
Linda- . o O (You have to get off your asses and walk??)
Shannon- What does it mean??
Kay- IT MEANS WE HAVE TO LEAVE LINDA BEHIND!!
Linda- . o O (You are sooo joking… You can't DO this to me!! I'm your FRIEND!! I'm the reason you get to meet Rufio!!)
Shannon- Leave her behind??
Kay- Well, do you feel like carrying her?
Shannon- *looks down at Linda* No, not really.
Kay- Then there's nothing we can do! What am I saying??
Shannon- OH NO!! You must be coming down with the illness too!! You're delerious!!
Kay- I'm fine! *yanks on the air*
*a string appears and the clouds part, and it's not God, it's Linda's evil twin, Brijit!! Holding puppet strings that are attached to Kay*
Brijit- *cusses* No! No! I'm not here! Pay no attention to me! Kay, you must leave Linda behind, you know you want to!!
*suddenly the clouds darken and Brijit who is in the clouds, is struck by lightning and umm…dies…or…something…*
Linda- *is sleeping…and talking in her sleep* I'm a little tea pot…hear me shout, here is my handle, here is my spout…
Kay and Shannon- *give Linda funny looks*
Linda- Liesel…I…I…hate your kitchen table…
*Linda, actually has talked in her sleep about how much she hates Liesel's kitchen table…even though she didn't know she hated it…*
Shannon- *shakes Linda awake* Linda, snap out of it!
Linda- *wakes up*Oh, hullo, is it tea time already??
Kay- Come on Linda, you have to walk!
Linda- Walk?! Why walk?! Why walk when you can DANCE?!
Kay- *smacks her own forehead*
Shannon- *sweatdrops*
Linda- *gets up* But, walk I shall! If I must walk, I shall! Walk! Walk! Walk to my death if need be! But I shall walk! *begins walking*
Shannon- No, no, no *turns Linda around*, not that way…
Linda- Hmm…
Kay- Let's go…
*On their wayward, walking, way… They meet two travellers, these two travellers are on foot. The first has pure red hair, wearing a red cloak, white pants, and red boots, and because I'm too lazy to describe I'm just going to say he's wearing a lot of red, ok? ok. The other traveller is shorter, quite a bit shorter actually, and is wearing a black cloack with the hood up. "He's" totally concealed by his cloak.*
Linda- *screams* It's the damn lobsterbacks! Run, run for your lives! The British are coming! The British are coming!!
Shannon- *covers Linda's mouth* *smiles*
*ow, damn I'm in a lot of pain, my ^&$&%^*&(#! mother decided I needed to ice my *&(% ankle some ^%$!^#@ more, so my leg is twisted so that it can be on the arm of another chair with the ice on my ankle with the ICE ON IT!!!
%@^#!$@*#^#$#*)^!!@#
There, I'm still in pain, but I feel better*
Red-Head- *who is NOT Linda's subtle creation of a Ron-Link mix, thank you *cough, Shannon, cough* VERY MUCH!!* *gives Linda an odd look* You must be the three that God spoke of…
Linda- *knocks Shannon's hand away* AND WE SHALL BE ONE NATION UNDER GOD-!!
Shannon- *covers Linda's mouth again* *mutters* shut UP!
Linda- *glares at red-head*
Cloaked Man- And that would be the girl who is so deathly ill.
Kay- She's running a fever, she's delerious.
Shannon- You know, meaning, lost her ability to reason?
Red-head- So I gather.
Kay- And you're Roy?
Read-head- I am.
Shannon- Nice to meet you!
Roy- Likewise.
Kay- Umm… Who is your companion?
Cloaked Dude- I have no name.
Kay- How boring and normal…
CD- *cloak turns slightly red, flushing, before becoming black again*
Shannon- THAT was not normal!
CD- Oh, that… Well I was cursed at birth to ummm… Well… Have you ever heard the expression "wear your emotions right on your sleeves"?
Kay and Shannon- Yes.
CD- Well… Mine are "worn" right "on my cloak".
Kay- Oh, well that makes up for you having no name…
Linda- *knocks Shannon's hand away again* You idiots! They're no-good lobster backs! We must warn our people! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!
Roy- *whistles Yankee Doodle as he hits Linda over the head*
Kay- That's wasn't nice!
Roy- If I didn't do that, it'd be awfully hard to carry her with her calling me a lobster back and raving about the British coming! *picks Linda up and carries her over his shoulder* Come on, God said to go to the village Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. We would've stopped there on the way, but we were already heading this way when he saw us… And told us to get you and help you…
(K)
Kay- *staring at Roy somewhat dazed* Is that so?
Roy- uhhh, *staring back at her bewildered* yea...
*suddenly Linda awakens, realizes where she is and screams* GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU -i quote- FILTHY ANIMAL! -unquote-
Roy- *looks relieved* Ok, *drops her carelessly* that's a load off my back... *rubs his lower back* whew...
Linda- *a little surprised* Where are our horses? *wails* I want my horsie!
Shannon- They rode off into the sunset, ok! Get a grip!
Kay- Why'd they do that? Rather stupid if you ask me.
Roy- Maybe they did so they didn't have to carry Linda around!
Linda- Hey! That's wasn't very nice!
Roy- Well, it isn't too nice screaming in my ear, "LOBSTER BACK LOBSTER BACK! RUN, RUN!"
Linda- *looks a little sorry* well, you have to remember, I am, after all, delirious, you know! *looks at CD and points* AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A DRUID! AHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HEL-
Kay- *pulls Linda's arm down* Heavens to Betsy, child! Shut up! It's just a cloaked dude!
Shannon- Honestly, you guys, if we're ever going to get anywhere then we have to stop all this finger pointing!
Kay- Yes, precisely, *rubbing her hands together* Let's get crackin'! Off to the Village erm- Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
It is now a few days later, Linda is no longer delirious and they have entered the Village Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh...