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*all of our heroes are staying in an…inn…The girls are sharing a room and the guys are sharing a room*
Linda- I get the top bunk!
Kay- But I want the top bunk!
Linda- But you don't have an extreme fear of the top bunk falling down on you and crushing you!
Kay- …No, I don't but-
Linda- *climbs up to the top bunk* *sticks out her tongue* MINE!
Kay- Fine then! I get the bottom bunk!
Shannon- *rolls her eyes* You guys are so childish. *falls backwards onto her bed*
Kay and Linda- *sticks their tongues out at Shannon* You're just jealous!
Shannon- Aren't you supposed to be sick?
Linda- Yes, I am aren't I? Which is exactly why if you guys wake me up, I will kill you!! *crawls under her blanket* *closes her eyes*
Kay- *yawns* *falls asleep*
Shannon- *falls asleep like our friend Serena…*
*heeheeheehee*
*a few hours later*
Kay- Linda! Psssst! Linda! Wake up!
Linda- No! *screams sits up, breathing really hard*
Kay- *winces and glances nervously at Shannon*
Shannon- *snores and rolls over*
Kay- *sigh of relief* Linda! Be quiet!
Linda- Huh?? Where's everyone? What have you done with them?! WHERE AM I!
Kay- *covers Linda's mouth* Shut up! Look at Shannon, and do it quietly!!
Linda- *looks at Shannon and her eyes open WIIIIIDE* there's a black widow on top of her!!
Kay- SHH!!
Linda- sorry…
Kay- It's ok.
Linda- I feel sick…
Kay- I didn't know you were afraid of spiders too!
Linda- I'M NOT!! I feel sick because I am… *climbs down from the top bunk to the bottom one, goes over to Shannon's bed* Come here baby… *sticks out her arm*
Ms. Black Widow- *climbs onto Linda's arm*
Linda- That's a good girl… Aren't we a beauty??
Kay- You're delerious again aren't you?? Even Steve the Croc Hunter is afraid of black widows!
Linda- Shhh… You'll get her all excited. *walks very slowly towards the window*
Kay- Why don't you just kill it?
Linda- *in a calm voice* That would be too easy, and it wouldn't be a fair fight. I have to give it a fighting chance. *to Ms. BW* Yes I do, don't I? *holds her arm out to the window* Now be a good girl and go outside, ok??
Ms. BE- *walks toward the open window* *just before getting off of Linda's arm, bites Linda's lower arm three times*
Linda- *screams, flings the spider out the window*
Kay- *screams*
Shannon- *wakes up screaming*
Roy- *opens the door and comes running in* What's wrong??
CD- *follows Roy into the room*
Linda- I should be fine… Just a spider bite, I got a little frightened, that's all.
Kay- Linda you idiot, that was a black widow!!
Linda- I'll be fine, if it swells up I'll ice it!
Shannon- What happened??
Kay- There was a black widow spider on you, and Linda had it walk onto her arm.
Roy- You are very stupid you know that??
Kay- Everything thing was going fine until the spider was almost off her arm and outside, and the spider decided to bite Linda.
Linda- *rubs her lower arm* *shudders* I decided I shall be less merciful in the future. Ok, show's over, go back to sleep!
Shannon- You are stupid.
Linda- IT WASN'T A BLACK WIDOW!
Kay- Yes it was!
Linda- No it wasn't!
Kay- You even said it was!
Linda- No I didn't!
Kay- Yes you did!
Linda- Kay, I think I know what I said!
*poor Kay, I do this to her all of the time…*
Kay- …Alright. Whatever, still…
Linda- KAY! Go back to sleep ya'll… *climbs up to the top bunk*
*everyone goes back to sleep*
*about a half hour later*
Linda- *wakes up screaming*
Kay- *jumps and hits her head on the bottom of the top bunk*
Shannon- *sits up* Wha?!
Linda- *holding her arm and screaming*
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Kay- *sticking her head out from under Linda's bunk and looking up* What is it?!
Shannon- *runs to Linda's bed* What?!
Linda- *frantic* M-m-m-my-- my arm! I-i-i-it's swelled up! It's BLACK AND BLUE! IT HURTS LIKE HELL! I CAN'T FEEL IT! HELP ME! MY BREATHING IS STOPPING! I'M DYING! THIS IS THE LAST MOMENT OF MY LIFE! HELP! MY HEART STOPPED! I SEE A LIGHT! OMG, I'M DEAD! *looks at peace and says calmly* Hello St Peter. You're going to let me through the golden gate right? Oh thank you. Oh, I don't think I should wear a halo- Oh now thoughtful of you. See you... Oh, Jesus. You're looking so lovely today! What should I do? Oh, a guardian angel so soon? What?! That kid?! I can't be his guardian angel! I'm going to speak to God about this you- you- oh, alright-y then, heh heh-- just got a little excited that's all... never thought I'd actually get to Heaven, you know... *carries on like this*
Shannon- *to Roy since he just burst through the door at the sound of Linda's screams* I think she's going delirious again!
Kay- Delirious?! She's gone mad! *dramatically* Mad, I tell you, mad!
*Roy and Shannon raise their eyebrows at Kay*
Roy- I... think that we should get a doctor *meanwhile Linda is still raving like a lunatic* and keep the swelling down, we'll have to drain the poison out or something... *grimaces*
Shannon- *grabbing her coat* I'll go get one!
Roy- *doesn't want to be stuck with Linda* Me too!
Kay- *she doesn't wanna look after Linda* What?! Don't leave me here! I want to go! Wait-- oh... shit.
Kay- *sitting (they moved her to the bottom bunk at some point...) at Linda's bedside* No, I am not the Blessed Mother! Get away from me! No! Stop touching me!
Linda- *sniff*
Kay- Ohhh! Snap out of it! Please!
Linda- *climbs to the top bunk again* Kay!
Kay- *irritated* What?
Linda- Look up! I'm calling you from my cloud in the sky!
Kay- *looks up*
Linda- Kay, you should really come to Heaven when you have the time. It's quite a lovely place and all these people! I've met my ancestors from waaaaaaaay back and you wouldn't believe who I've seen up here! Certainly thought they'd be up here, let alone myself-- oh well. You'll just have to wait until you die, too bad for you. *sigh*
Kay- *fake disappointment* Oh shucks! Guess I'll just have to wait until I'm dead.
Linda- I'm going back now, Kay- and I want you to tell Shannon she can take credit for all my works and make millions since I was such a magnificent writer.
Kay- What about me? Your best friend?!
Linda- Oh. ummmmmm- I'll think about that one... OH! You can have...
Kay- What?!
Linda- ... my Skip-It! You always loved it!
Kay- *disgusted* Your Skip-It?! I don't want your Skip-It!
Linda- You sure? Oh, and I want you to have Madame Grandily Grand and all my volleyballs, seeing as how I won't be playing with mortal objects anymore.
Kay- Mortal objects? Why am I even discussing this with you? You're not dead! You hear that? *clear and concise* YOU. . . ARE. . . NOT. . . DEAD. . . you're a raving lunatic!
Linda- What? I think you're the only crazy one 'round here... *rolls her eyes*
Kay- No! I'm perfectly sane, you are IN-sane! The doctor is coming to see you about your Black Widow bite.
Linda- *stares at her purple arm which was now twice as big as the other arm* What this? 'Tis but a scratch!
Kay- A scratch? Your whole arm is purple!
Linda- *looks at it again* I've had worse...
Kay- CAN YOU PLEASE BE SANE AGAIN?!
Linda- I told you, I am perfectly sane! You're the one who needs help!
Kay- Oh for the love of--
*Roy and Shannon burst through the door, followed by a short little stout dude carrying a black bag*
Linda- *points at the doctor and begins to sing...*
Kay- *covering her ears* Nooooooooo! Don't sing, Linda! NO SINGING!
Linda- You're a little teapot short and stout! *grabs his arms* There is your handle, there is your spout! When I tip him over, hear him shout--
Roy- Lindaniel Tamatoredansilver! Stop!
Linda- *stops* ok. *hums "Yankee Doodle"*
Doctor- *with a German accent of course* Now, let me look at dis arm... ahhh...
Linda- Don't touch me you spy!
Kay- Linda! He's not a spy! He's just some nice Angel Doctor... thingy...
Linda- What's all this about angels? We're in a war here! And look! It's a German spy! *shouts* Security!
Kay- What?! I thought... you... were--
Linda- As the first woman president of the United States, I order you all to-
Kay- *going a bit bonkers herself* No! BE SANE AGAIN! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE BE SANE AGAIN!
Linda- I am perfectly sane, and if you carry on like this you will be fired! *turns to Shannon and Roy, beaming* Where are my CIA agents? Ah. You take him *indicates the doctor* in and make him talk! And don't let him out of your sight! Roy, search the White House for more, *looks around, squinting* they could be everywhere...
Doctor- *takes a large club out of his bag and hands it to Roy* I am too little, but vould you? It eez de only vay she shut up.
Roy- Ok... *raises the club* see you later, Mrs. President...
Linda- Wha...?
WHAM!
*It is the next morning and the doctor has left--*
Kay- With a hefty fee too...
*Linda's arm is all drained and the poison is gone... now all she has to do is wake up...*
*Roy, Shannon and Kay watch Linda as she lays unconscious, waiting with baited breath*
Linda- *finally stirs* mmmm... cheese... *opens her eyes*
*all of our heroes are staying in an…inn…The girls are sharing a room and the guys are sharing a room*
Linda- I get the top bunk!
Kay- But I want the top bunk!
Linda- But you don't have an extreme fear of the top bunk falling down on you and crushing you!
Kay- …No, I don't but-
Linda- *climbs up to the top bunk* *sticks out her tongue* MINE!
Kay- Fine then! I get the bottom bunk!
Shannon- *rolls her eyes* You guys are so childish. *falls backwards onto her bed*
Kay and Linda- *sticks their tongues out at Shannon* You're just jealous!
Shannon- Aren't you supposed to be sick?
Linda- Yes, I am aren't I? Which is exactly why if you guys wake me up, I will kill you!! *crawls under her blanket* *closes her eyes*
Kay- *yawns* *falls asleep*
Shannon- *falls asleep like our friend Serena…*
*heeheeheehee*
*a few hours later*
Kay- Linda! Psssst! Linda! Wake up!
Linda- No! *screams sits up, breathing really hard*
Kay- *winces and glances nervously at Shannon*
Shannon- *snores and rolls over*
Kay- *sigh of relief* Linda! Be quiet!
Linda- Huh?? Where's everyone? What have you done with them?! WHERE AM I!
Kay- *covers Linda's mouth* Shut up! Look at Shannon, and do it quietly!!
Linda- *looks at Shannon and her eyes open WIIIIIDE* there's a black widow on top of her!!
Kay- SHH!!
Linda- sorry…
Kay- It's ok.
Linda- I feel sick…
Kay- I didn't know you were afraid of spiders too!
Linda- I'M NOT!! I feel sick because I am… *climbs down from the top bunk to the bottom one, goes over to Shannon's bed* Come here baby… *sticks out her arm*
Ms. Black Widow- *climbs onto Linda's arm*
Linda- That's a good girl… Aren't we a beauty??
Kay- You're delerious again aren't you?? Even Steve the Croc Hunter is afraid of black widows!
Linda- Shhh… You'll get her all excited. *walks very slowly towards the window*
Kay- Why don't you just kill it?
Linda- *in a calm voice* That would be too easy, and it wouldn't be a fair fight. I have to give it a fighting chance. *to Ms. BW* Yes I do, don't I? *holds her arm out to the window* Now be a good girl and go outside, ok??
Ms. BE- *walks toward the open window* *just before getting off of Linda's arm, bites Linda's lower arm three times*
Linda- *screams, flings the spider out the window*
Kay- *screams*
Shannon- *wakes up screaming*
Roy- *opens the door and comes running in* What's wrong??
CD- *follows Roy into the room*
Linda- I should be fine… Just a spider bite, I got a little frightened, that's all.
Kay- Linda you idiot, that was a black widow!!
Linda- I'll be fine, if it swells up I'll ice it!
Shannon- What happened??
Kay- There was a black widow spider on you, and Linda had it walk onto her arm.
Roy- You are very stupid you know that??
Kay- Everything thing was going fine until the spider was almost off her arm and outside, and the spider decided to bite Linda.
Linda- *rubs her lower arm* *shudders* I decided I shall be less merciful in the future. Ok, show's over, go back to sleep!
Shannon- You are stupid.
Linda- IT WASN'T A BLACK WIDOW!
Kay- Yes it was!
Linda- No it wasn't!
Kay- You even said it was!
Linda- No I didn't!
Kay- Yes you did!
Linda- Kay, I think I know what I said!
*poor Kay, I do this to her all of the time…*
Kay- …Alright. Whatever, still…
Linda- KAY! Go back to sleep ya'll… *climbs up to the top bunk*
*everyone goes back to sleep*
*about a half hour later*
Linda- *wakes up screaming*
Kay- *jumps and hits her head on the bottom of the top bunk*
Shannon- *sits up* Wha?!
Linda- *holding her arm and screaming*
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Kay- *sticking her head out from under Linda's bunk and looking up* What is it?!
Shannon- *runs to Linda's bed* What?!
Linda- *frantic* M-m-m-my-- my arm! I-i-i-it's swelled up! It's BLACK AND BLUE! IT HURTS LIKE HELL! I CAN'T FEEL IT! HELP ME! MY BREATHING IS STOPPING! I'M DYING! THIS IS THE LAST MOMENT OF MY LIFE! HELP! MY HEART STOPPED! I SEE A LIGHT! OMG, I'M DEAD! *looks at peace and says calmly* Hello St Peter. You're going to let me through the golden gate right? Oh thank you. Oh, I don't think I should wear a halo- Oh now thoughtful of you. See you... Oh, Jesus. You're looking so lovely today! What should I do? Oh, a guardian angel so soon? What?! That kid?! I can't be his guardian angel! I'm going to speak to God about this you- you- oh, alright-y then, heh heh-- just got a little excited that's all... never thought I'd actually get to Heaven, you know... *carries on like this*
Shannon- *to Roy since he just burst through the door at the sound of Linda's screams* I think she's going delirious again!
Kay- Delirious?! She's gone mad! *dramatically* Mad, I tell you, mad!
*Roy and Shannon raise their eyebrows at Kay*
Roy- I... think that we should get a doctor *meanwhile Linda is still raving like a lunatic* and keep the swelling down, we'll have to drain the poison out or something... *grimaces*
Shannon- *grabbing her coat* I'll go get one!
Roy- *doesn't want to be stuck with Linda* Me too!
Kay- *she doesn't wanna look after Linda* What?! Don't leave me here! I want to go! Wait-- oh... shit.
Kay- *sitting (they moved her to the bottom bunk at some point...) at Linda's bedside* No, I am not the Blessed Mother! Get away from me! No! Stop touching me!
Linda- *sniff*
Kay- Ohhh! Snap out of it! Please!
Linda- *climbs to the top bunk again* Kay!
Kay- *irritated* What?
Linda- Look up! I'm calling you from my cloud in the sky!
Kay- *looks up*
Linda- Kay, you should really come to Heaven when you have the time. It's quite a lovely place and all these people! I've met my ancestors from waaaaaaaay back and you wouldn't believe who I've seen up here! Certainly thought they'd be up here, let alone myself-- oh well. You'll just have to wait until you die, too bad for you. *sigh*
Kay- *fake disappointment* Oh shucks! Guess I'll just have to wait until I'm dead.
Linda- I'm going back now, Kay- and I want you to tell Shannon she can take credit for all my works and make millions since I was such a magnificent writer.
Kay- What about me? Your best friend?!
Linda- Oh. ummmmmm- I'll think about that one... OH! You can have...
Kay- What?!
Linda- ... my Skip-It! You always loved it!
Kay- *disgusted* Your Skip-It?! I don't want your Skip-It!
Linda- You sure? Oh, and I want you to have Madame Grandily Grand and all my volleyballs, seeing as how I won't be playing with mortal objects anymore.
Kay- Mortal objects? Why am I even discussing this with you? You're not dead! You hear that? *clear and concise* YOU. . . ARE. . . NOT. . . DEAD. . . you're a raving lunatic!
Linda- What? I think you're the only crazy one 'round here... *rolls her eyes*
Kay- No! I'm perfectly sane, you are IN-sane! The doctor is coming to see you about your Black Widow bite.
Linda- *stares at her purple arm which was now twice as big as the other arm* What this? 'Tis but a scratch!
Kay- A scratch? Your whole arm is purple!
Linda- *looks at it again* I've had worse...
Kay- CAN YOU PLEASE BE SANE AGAIN?!
Linda- I told you, I am perfectly sane! You're the one who needs help!
Kay- Oh for the love of--
*Roy and Shannon burst through the door, followed by a short little stout dude carrying a black bag*
Linda- *points at the doctor and begins to sing...*
Kay- *covering her ears* Nooooooooo! Don't sing, Linda! NO SINGING!
Linda- You're a little teapot short and stout! *grabs his arms* There is your handle, there is your spout! When I tip him over, hear him shout--
Roy- Lindaniel Tamatoredansilver! Stop!
Linda- *stops* ok. *hums "Yankee Doodle"*
Doctor- *with a German accent of course* Now, let me look at dis arm... ahhh...
Linda- Don't touch me you spy!
Kay- Linda! He's not a spy! He's just some nice Angel Doctor... thingy...
Linda- What's all this about angels? We're in a war here! And look! It's a German spy! *shouts* Security!
Kay- What?! I thought... you... were--
Linda- As the first woman president of the United States, I order you all to-
Kay- *going a bit bonkers herself* No! BE SANE AGAIN! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE BE SANE AGAIN!
Linda- I am perfectly sane, and if you carry on like this you will be fired! *turns to Shannon and Roy, beaming* Where are my CIA agents? Ah. You take him *indicates the doctor* in and make him talk! And don't let him out of your sight! Roy, search the White House for more, *looks around, squinting* they could be everywhere...
Doctor- *takes a large club out of his bag and hands it to Roy* I am too little, but vould you? It eez de only vay she shut up.
Roy- Ok... *raises the club* see you later, Mrs. President...
Linda- Wha...?
WHAM!
*It is the next morning and the doctor has left--*
Kay- With a hefty fee too...
*Linda's arm is all drained and the poison is gone... now all she has to do is wake up...*
*Roy, Shannon and Kay watch Linda as she lays unconscious, waiting with baited breath*
Linda- *finally stirs* mmmm... cheese... *opens her eyes*