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Kay- *to Linda* Shut-up!
A voice from nowhere, sounding a lot like Mr. Metz says, "Put down! Put down!"
Kay- *mutters* Oh, good God... *to Rufio, sweetly* You'll find that Linda is not always completely sane... but I am, *gives him a smile* always.
Rufio- *backing away* *under his breath* We'll see about that... *to Kay* Oh, yes, I think you're-- quite sane... at least compared to her. *jerks his head towards Linda*
Linda- *clears her throat* Ahem, ahem, ahem-- I am perfectly sane and pleased to tell you both that-
Roy- *pointing to a hill outside the village walls* Look! The cloud is parting! Hurry! *grabs Linda's arm and drags her to the hill, Rufio and Kay follow*
As they reach the hill they see God sitting with Jesus ("At the right hand of the Father"), frowning. Looks at his wrist...
God- *furrowing his brow* You're late! I expected you here promptly, you know... don't you know I have to perform some miracle to be shown on Primetime?!
Roy- *still panting* S-sorry, God... we ran into some trouble with... someone *eyes Linda*
Linda- *about to say, "What...?!"* Wh-
God- Well, I see you have gathered Rufio! *smiles, then frowns again* Where's Shannon and CD?
Roy- *nervous, bites his lip* um, they were with us... but, uh, they, um... slipped away for a moment... I guess...
Linda- *eager to explain* Yea, it was like-
God- *looks pleased* Ah well, all according to plan, eh, son? *to Jesus, who smiles* According to my plan, Kay, you wear glasses, don't you?
Kay- *happy that God is speaking to her* *takes off her glasses and shows them to him* Yes, they just broke a while back and I've finally got them fixed! It cost a fortune you know, and--
Suddenly a lightening bolt comes down from the sky and splits the bridge of her glasses in two as she's holding them.
Kay- *her lower lip quivers* Of course it... only cost... five-hundred trillion dollars... just... p-p-petty cash, I suppose... *sniffs*
God- Now, you go to the place that fixes glasses, in that village you will find Shannon and CD... *checks his watch* Well, it's about time to save that kid on critical condition from being attacked my mad goats...
Kay- *sobbing* *walks to Linda, who is trying to hold back her laughter* M- m-my glasses!
Roy- *annoyed* Oh c'mon-- stop your blubbering! I'll pay for it! *such a gentleman...*
Linda- *admiringly* Oh, Roy! That's so sweet of you!
Roy- Well, what can I say? *a bit pompously* I'm just a nice guy!
Linda- *her eyebrows become a straight line* Sure you are. *coughs, "Lobster-back!"*
Kay- *still upset* For the love of Pete-- my glasses!
Rufio- *suddenly wise* Well, it's like they say-- God works in mysterious ways...
Kay- You're telling me...
Kay- *to Linda* Shut-up!
A voice from nowhere, sounding a lot like Mr. Metz says, "Put down! Put down!"
Kay- *mutters* Oh, good God... *to Rufio, sweetly* You'll find that Linda is not always completely sane... but I am, *gives him a smile* always.
Rufio- *backing away* *under his breath* We'll see about that... *to Kay* Oh, yes, I think you're-- quite sane... at least compared to her. *jerks his head towards Linda*
Linda- *clears her throat* Ahem, ahem, ahem-- I am perfectly sane and pleased to tell you both that-
Roy- *pointing to a hill outside the village walls* Look! The cloud is parting! Hurry! *grabs Linda's arm and drags her to the hill, Rufio and Kay follow*
As they reach the hill they see God sitting with Jesus ("At the right hand of the Father"), frowning. Looks at his wrist...
God- *furrowing his brow* You're late! I expected you here promptly, you know... don't you know I have to perform some miracle to be shown on Primetime?!
Roy- *still panting* S-sorry, God... we ran into some trouble with... someone *eyes Linda*
Linda- *about to say, "What...?!"* Wh-
God- Well, I see you have gathered Rufio! *smiles, then frowns again* Where's Shannon and CD?
Roy- *nervous, bites his lip* um, they were with us... but, uh, they, um... slipped away for a moment... I guess...
Linda- *eager to explain* Yea, it was like-
God- *looks pleased* Ah well, all according to plan, eh, son? *to Jesus, who smiles* According to my plan, Kay, you wear glasses, don't you?
Kay- *happy that God is speaking to her* *takes off her glasses and shows them to him* Yes, they just broke a while back and I've finally got them fixed! It cost a fortune you know, and--
Suddenly a lightening bolt comes down from the sky and splits the bridge of her glasses in two as she's holding them.
Kay- *her lower lip quivers* Of course it... only cost... five-hundred trillion dollars... just... p-p-petty cash, I suppose... *sniffs*
God- Now, you go to the place that fixes glasses, in that village you will find Shannon and CD... *checks his watch* Well, it's about time to save that kid on critical condition from being attacked my mad goats...
Kay- *sobbing* *walks to Linda, who is trying to hold back her laughter* M- m-my glasses!
Roy- *annoyed* Oh c'mon-- stop your blubbering! I'll pay for it! *such a gentleman...*
Linda- *admiringly* Oh, Roy! That's so sweet of you!
Roy- Well, what can I say? *a bit pompously* I'm just a nice guy!
Linda- *her eyebrows become a straight line* Sure you are. *coughs, "Lobster-back!"*
Kay- *still upset* For the love of Pete-- my glasses!
Rufio- *suddenly wise* Well, it's like they say-- God works in mysterious ways...
Kay- You're telling me...