Sailor Moon Out-takes 2

Author's Notes: After the last lot I had a few requests for more so…um…here they are.

~Take 1~

Scene: Reika is just coming out of her house and Lita is waiting for her. She is trying to break her and Andrew up.

Lita: Here she comes…what am I going to say???

Grabs Reika's arm.

Reika: (Screams)

Lita: (Screams)

Reika: Can I help you?

Lita: Um…I forgot my line so…um…I was just wondering if you and Andrew could break up because my friend and I have a crush on him.

Reika: (" ")

Director: What…Was…That?

Lita: Er…Bye!

~Take 2~

Scene: Reika is just coming out of her house and Lita is waiting for her. She is trying to break her and Andrew up.

Lita: Here she comes…what am I going to say???

Grabs Reika's arm. Misses.

Lita: (Lands on her face) Ouch!

Director: (Growls and Snarls and curses under his breath)

~Take 1~

Scene: Mina nursing Lita. Hands her some soup.

Lita: Ahhh! This is way too hot!!!

Mina: Sorry. Let me just get rid of it and I'll leave it to cool down.

Mina picks it up but trips and drops it on Lita.

Lita: (Covered in soup) GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mina runs off. Lita throws lumps of soup behind her, hits director.

Director: (Grinds his teeth)

Director gets up from his chair and heads for the door.

Camera Man: Where are you going?

Director: To get so f***ing drunk I forget this whole thing!!!

Lita: Opps!

Mina: Err…so is he coming back?

~Take 1~

Scene: Sailor Moon is in an eternal sleep. The scouts are mourning and Luna has gone to fetch Tuxedo Mask.

Mercury: I afraid she's leaving us.

Jupiter: Sailor Moon wake up ple…she's leaving where's she going?

Mercury: (Hits Jupiter over the head.)

Mars: Mercury…Did you just hit Jupiter? (Gasps)

Venus: That isn't like you at all.

Mercury: Well…

Director: Speaking of leaving us, you girls better be leave us very shortly.

Girls run off. Ten minutes later.

Sailor Moon: Urm…Guys…

~Take 1~

Scene: Nephrite is riding down the escalator dressed as Tuxedo Mask.

Molly: Maxfield Stanton is that you?

Nephrite: (Trips and falls down the escalator) Ouch!!!

Molly: Huh??? (Shrugs)

Director: Molly help him up and show him to the door.

~Take 1~

Scene: Rei is singing at the school concert and a monster attacks her.

Anphibia: Stage Hog!!!

Rei: (Hits it over the head with her microphone.) That'll teach you to mess with Rei Hino.

Anphibia: Spoiled Brat!!!

Rei: What did I tell you about getting in my way and messing up MY concert!

Anphibia: Urm…

Rei: Get off MY stage!!!

Director: Excuse me but I think you got the scene a bit wrong so could we please cut, so that I can severely beat both of you and then kick you out.