Disclaimer: All characters with the exception of Cartman belong to JKR (gotta love her). Cartman belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Cheerio!!
Scene….First years walking in the Great Hall in Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone…
Cartman: Holy Shit!!
Hermione: Its not the real the ceiling. Its enchanted to look like the night sky. I read about it in "Hogwarts A History"!!
Cartman: Dude, you're a fucking faggot.

Scene…Going into the Dark Forest for detention with Hagrid…Hagrid telling them about Norbert…
Hermione: That's good right he'll be with his own kind.
Hagrid: What if he don't like Romania, what if the other dragons are mean to him.
Cartman: Dude you're a fucking faggot. Is everyone here a faggot??
Wood and Percy peek out of the trees….
Wood & Percy: We resent that remark.