Second chapter. I don't own anybody, but I'm going on a date with
Remus Friday! ^_^
After filling themselves with sweets of all sorts (except for Remus and Lily, who insisted on something a bit healthier), they all sat around on James's bed, digesting.
"Ready for another fan fic?" Sirius asked, pointing towards the computer.
"Sure. I want to choose." Lily said with a smile, went over to the computer, and immediately found one. She muttered some words and they all watched as the title and author appeared on the chocolate-smeared wall.
Kareoke Night
By Nari-chan
Remus- *twitches* Karaoke…not Kareoke…
James- Oh no…it's gotten him started again…
"Settle students, it is almost time to begin!" Headmaster Dumbledore yelled, trying to get the attention of the students, and was, for once, failing miserably. Sirius Black, noticing his distress, decided to help him out.
Sirius- And when have I EVER done that?
Lily- What? Helped someone out? When was the last time? Never?
*Sirius mutters something about Snapdragons and PMS*
"SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTHS! THE HEADMASTERS WANTS OUR ATTENTION YOU BIG OAFS!"
James- Well, Sirius, that was unexpected.
Sirius- Cool.
This resulted in everyone stopping, looking at Sirius, then sitting.
"Er, um, thank you Mr. Black, 10 points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore began.
Peter- I wish getting points were that easy…
"Now, onto buisness. As you all know, tonight is kareoke night. All of the participants should have signed up already, remmber you can be entered THREE tiems at the most, once in a solo, and then twice in a group."
Remus- *twitching again* Buisness….karaoke…remember…times…
*Everyone roll their eyes*
Studnets nodded and began to fidget, they all knew this was going to be fun.
Remus- Students, and there shouldn't be a comma after fidget.
Sirius- Remus?
Remus- Yes?
Sirius- I shall congratulate you when you become a teacher.
Remus- Why, thank you. *grins*
"Sir, when are we going to start?" James Potter asked, on behalf of all Gryffindors.
"In a moment, first off, to begin, Mr. Filch and Peeves will sing a duet."
Sirius- But wouldn't that mean they were starting then?
James- Not in the fan-fic world. *smiles*
Gasp filled the air, followed by snickers.
Remus- Gasp should be plural.
*James throws a pillow at him*
Remus- Sorry! It comes from habit!
"I present to you, Peeves to Poltergiest, and Mr. Filch, singing 'You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch'" Dumbledore said sittign, and motioning to the stage that had been set up.
Lily- Poltergeist is spelled wrong, and so is sitting.
Peter- Oh no! Not you, too
(A/N: I am only doing the chorus, because I forgot the whole thing, this is also the Japanese version, as is that is my native launguage ^_^)
Sirius- What is an A/N?
James- I don't know. An Anonymous Notice?
Peter- Maybe.
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
James- What's a Grinch?
Lily, Remus, and Peter- Muggle reference.
James- Oh. Okay. *still completely lost*
/Filch glares at Peeves/
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
/Filch gets angry/
The Gryffindor and Slytherin table were rolling with laughter, while Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were trying, in vain to hide their snickers. All of this stopped however, when Peeves continued.
Sirius- Why would anyone try in vain not to laugh?
James- Hey, in the fiction world, anything can happen.
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Peter- What about a ten-foot one?
/Curtains open to see a chorus of ghost behind Peeves, singing/
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Peter- They're arguing with me! *eyes get wide*
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
Chorus: So Mean! So Mean!
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Chorus: A Rat! A Rat!
Lily- Is it just me, or is this rather repetitious?
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
Chorus: Slimy Eel! Slimy Eel!
Filch: STOP THIS INSANITY!
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Filch ran off the stage and out of the main hall, while students were in the middle of a laughing fit. Peeves was bowing, as was the Ghost Chorus.
Dumbledore once again striving to get the students attention, turned to Sirius, whom cleared his throat, and procedded to yell….
Peter- (as Sirius) I'm GAY!
*Sirius tackles him and begins to maul him with pillows*
Remus- Proceeded is misspelled.
Lily- Get her a spell checker. Please.
"QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Silence filled the hall, and Dumbledore smiled.
Lily- (As Dumbledore) Quiet…my favorite sound!
Remus- (As a Random Student) But, Professor! You can't hear quiet!
Lily-(As Dumbledore) Shut up. Of course you can.
"Thanks you Peeves an dcompany, and now, onto the show!"
Everyone, Teachers, ghost, and students looked excitied.
Remus- How do you get excitied?
*Sirius shrugs and goes back to mauling Peter with pillows*
"May I present our first act…"
Everyone held their breath.
James- For too long. And Died. The End.
Sirius- I like this fan fic.
"Severeus Snape."
All- Severeus? Who?
James- I guess they mean Severus.
Sirius- *snorts* That slimy git? Sing my arse.
James- Looks like it's over. Who chooses next?
Peter- I want to!
*Peter gets up, and in a mad dash, stumbled over to the computer, points to some blue words, mutters a spell, and they all wait for the words to appear*
After filling themselves with sweets of all sorts (except for Remus and Lily, who insisted on something a bit healthier), they all sat around on James's bed, digesting.
"Ready for another fan fic?" Sirius asked, pointing towards the computer.
"Sure. I want to choose." Lily said with a smile, went over to the computer, and immediately found one. She muttered some words and they all watched as the title and author appeared on the chocolate-smeared wall.
Kareoke Night
By Nari-chan
Remus- *twitches* Karaoke…not Kareoke…
James- Oh no…it's gotten him started again…
"Settle students, it is almost time to begin!" Headmaster Dumbledore yelled, trying to get the attention of the students, and was, for once, failing miserably. Sirius Black, noticing his distress, decided to help him out.
Sirius- And when have I EVER done that?
Lily- What? Helped someone out? When was the last time? Never?
*Sirius mutters something about Snapdragons and PMS*
"SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTHS! THE HEADMASTERS WANTS OUR ATTENTION YOU BIG OAFS!"
James- Well, Sirius, that was unexpected.
Sirius- Cool.
This resulted in everyone stopping, looking at Sirius, then sitting.
"Er, um, thank you Mr. Black, 10 points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore began.
Peter- I wish getting points were that easy…
"Now, onto buisness. As you all know, tonight is kareoke night. All of the participants should have signed up already, remmber you can be entered THREE tiems at the most, once in a solo, and then twice in a group."
Remus- *twitching again* Buisness….karaoke…remember…times…
*Everyone roll their eyes*
Studnets nodded and began to fidget, they all knew this was going to be fun.
Remus- Students, and there shouldn't be a comma after fidget.
Sirius- Remus?
Remus- Yes?
Sirius- I shall congratulate you when you become a teacher.
Remus- Why, thank you. *grins*
"Sir, when are we going to start?" James Potter asked, on behalf of all Gryffindors.
"In a moment, first off, to begin, Mr. Filch and Peeves will sing a duet."
Sirius- But wouldn't that mean they were starting then?
James- Not in the fan-fic world. *smiles*
Gasp filled the air, followed by snickers.
Remus- Gasp should be plural.
*James throws a pillow at him*
Remus- Sorry! It comes from habit!
"I present to you, Peeves to Poltergiest, and Mr. Filch, singing 'You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch'" Dumbledore said sittign, and motioning to the stage that had been set up.
Lily- Poltergeist is spelled wrong, and so is sitting.
Peter- Oh no! Not you, too
(A/N: I am only doing the chorus, because I forgot the whole thing, this is also the Japanese version, as is that is my native launguage ^_^)
Sirius- What is an A/N?
James- I don't know. An Anonymous Notice?
Peter- Maybe.
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
James- What's a Grinch?
Lily, Remus, and Peter- Muggle reference.
James- Oh. Okay. *still completely lost*
/Filch glares at Peeves/
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
/Filch gets angry/
The Gryffindor and Slytherin table were rolling with laughter, while Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were trying, in vain to hide their snickers. All of this stopped however, when Peeves continued.
Sirius- Why would anyone try in vain not to laugh?
James- Hey, in the fiction world, anything can happen.
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Peter- What about a ten-foot one?
/Curtains open to see a chorus of ghost behind Peeves, singing/
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Peter- They're arguing with me! *eyes get wide*
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
Chorus: So Mean! So Mean!
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Chorus: A Rat! A Rat!
Lily- Is it just me, or is this rather repetitious?
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
Chorus: Slimy Eel! Slimy Eel!
Filch: STOP THIS INSANITY!
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Filch ran off the stage and out of the main hall, while students were in the middle of a laughing fit. Peeves was bowing, as was the Ghost Chorus.
Dumbledore once again striving to get the students attention, turned to Sirius, whom cleared his throat, and procedded to yell….
Peter- (as Sirius) I'm GAY!
*Sirius tackles him and begins to maul him with pillows*
Remus- Proceeded is misspelled.
Lily- Get her a spell checker. Please.
"QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Silence filled the hall, and Dumbledore smiled.
Lily- (As Dumbledore) Quiet…my favorite sound!
Remus- (As a Random Student) But, Professor! You can't hear quiet!
Lily-(As Dumbledore) Shut up. Of course you can.
"Thanks you Peeves an dcompany, and now, onto the show!"
Everyone, Teachers, ghost, and students looked excitied.
Remus- How do you get excitied?
*Sirius shrugs and goes back to mauling Peter with pillows*
"May I present our first act…"
Everyone held their breath.
James- For too long. And Died. The End.
Sirius- I like this fan fic.
"Severeus Snape."
All- Severeus? Who?
James- I guess they mean Severus.
Sirius- *snorts* That slimy git? Sing my arse.
James- Looks like it's over. Who chooses next?
Peter- I want to!
*Peter gets up, and in a mad dash, stumbled over to the computer, points to some blue words, mutters a spell, and they all wait for the words to appear*