Lil' Zelda High School: The Dreaded No-Name Chapter! Muahahaha!

A/N: Wahoooo!! Two chapters in one day!! *Does a little jig* Hope you like, no, LOVE this!!

That's it sooo, on with da fic!!

Disclaimer: Once upon a time..... I don't own Zelda. I'm making no profit. And I hate disclaimers. The End.

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"I've got a date with an Aaaaaaaaaangel!!!" sang Ganon as he got ready for school. He had asked Nabby (that was his new nick-name for her) out on a date, and she said, "Of course, you idiot! Who else would I go out with?!" Ahhh, how much she loved him.

He checked his reflection in the mirror for the umpteenth time, just to make sure his hair wasn't doing anything funky. Not like it didn't normally, but he wanted it to look good for his Nabby.

He grabbed the gift he got her, and went out the door.

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Mido made sure that his 'Secret Potion' was still there. After he made the potion, he crawled through a window, and ran to his home. He hadn't tried out his potion, yet. He didn't want to waste it.

He looked in the mirror and used a comb to his hair. It stayed flat for a minute, but then puffed out just when Mido turned away from the mirror.

He grabbed his Beetle Boots, and walked out the door towards school.

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Link hit his head on his desk multiple times.

'Come on, Link! Think!!' he told himself. He had forgotten to do his math homework yesterday, and now he had to do it all under 4 minutes. No, wait, make that 3 minutes.

"AUGH!!" Link started to chew holes through his homework. He did that, so, when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework, he'd have proof! Sort of.

He grabbed the paper, stuffed it into his backpack, and was out the door.

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Zelda, Malon, Saria, and Ruto were all walking down the street, towards school. They were talking about boys. As usual.

"So," said Saria. "I think I really like Mido, but he probably thinks I'm a geek with green hair."

Ruto shook her head. "That's not true. I believe that Mido likes you for who you are. Not the color of your hair."

"You really think so?"

"Of course not!!"

Malon nudged Ruto in the side.

"Ow! Uh, what I meant to say was, Of course I do!"

"Thanks. I'm gonna ask him to the Prom!"

"Cool, I'm gonna make Linky-Poo come with me!"

"Whatever." they all said together.

"Say," said Malon. "Zelda, do you have a crush on anyone?"

Zelda blushed. "Of course not!"

"Oooh! You blushed! That means you do!"

"Oh! Well, do...." Zelda smirked. "Do you have a crush on anyone?"

Malon blushed. "NO WAY!"

"Liar, liar, pants on fire! Nose as long as a telephone wire!" Zelda said playfully.

"Cut it out!" said Malon, smiling.

Malon and Zelda were best friends to the end. Nothing could tear them apart.

"I'm gonna find a Prom date before you!!!"

"Are not, Geekazoid!"

"Are too, mush-for-brains!"

Well.... almost nothing could tear them apart.

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"Nabby!" cried Ganon, running as fast as he could up to her.

"What?"

"I *pant* have *pant* something *pant* for *pant* you!"

"Really? What? Show me!!!"

He pulled out the box, and gave it to her.

She opened it, and gasped.

"Th-they're beautiful."

"I picked them out just for you."

"These are the best......... boxing gloves I've ever gotten! Thank-you Ganon!"

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Mido rushed over to Link.

"Hi.... What's up?" Link asked.

"I just wanted to say, thanks."

"For what?" Link asked.

"For giving me the courage to ask Saria out! And I'm going to ask her to the Prom!!"

"Oh, are you that deranged Mido kid?"

"Yes, Master!"

Link looked at him, then sped off for who-knows-where.

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A/N: Oh Hohohoho! Chapter five is done! And chapter six is in the makings!