Lil' Zelda High School: Blackmail
A/N: Okaaaay! Here we are, chapter six!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. If I did, do you think I'd waste my time on fanfics? No, I'd be making more games for you!! Oh Hohohohoho!!
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Zelda was getting ready for school.
'Man, why do we have to have a stinkin' dress code, anyway?' She wanted to look extra nice for Link, so he would take her to the Prom, but her skirts had to be knee length, and her shirt had to go down to her waist, and to her shoulders.
'Well,' thought Zelda. 'They never said anything about your shirt being low-cut, or your skirt having a slit.'
She put on her clothes, and ran to school.
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Malon had put on one of her most flashy dresses that still fit in the dress code of their school.
'Link will have to notice me!' she thought. She twirled in front of the mirror and then headed for the school.
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Ruto fixed her.... uh..... scales, and made her way to the kitchen.
She grabbed a box of Fishie-O's and started to eat. She was busily brewing plans to make Link hers, when an idea popped into her mind.
"I've go it!!!" she screamed. She ran up to her room, and grabbed her camera.
"Blackmail is sweeeeeet...." she said as she walked out the door.
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Link walked into the boys' locker room. Gym was his first period, so he got out his gym clothes.
"Hey, Link." called Kafei. Link turned around.
"Hey, Kafei! How's life with Anju as your steady?"
"Heck."
"Oh..."
"And I love it! She bakes cookies, they make me sick, but they taste good!"
"I wish I had a girlfriend..." said Link as he and Kafei changed into their clothes.
"YOU CAN NOW, LINKY-BOY!!" came a voice from above. Link and Kafei looked up and screamed.
Ruto was using her sticky fishy-ness to stick to the ceiling. And worst of all, she had a camera!!
"I took pictures of you and Kafei-Poo! Now, you both have to go to the Prom with me! I'm so happy!"
"Who say's we're going to the Prom with you?"
"Yeah, Anju's my steady!"
"Oh, I'm head of the school newspaper, and if you don't go with me, I'll post these pictures of you on the front page!"
"WE'LL DO IT!! WE'LL DO IT!!" Link and Kafei screamed at the same time.
"Good. Now, I want you both to wear blue suits, kay?"
"Uuuun.... fine...." they moaned.
Ruto hopped off the ceiling, and walked out of there.
The boys looked at each other, and started to cry.
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During lunch, Zelda and Malon raced towards Link's table.
"Link!!" they screamed.
"Huh?"
"Will you please go to the Prom with me?!" they said at the exact same time.
"Uh, I already have a date...." he said.
"Oh..." said Zelda.
"Now we're the only girls in the school who don't have any dates!!" sobbed Malon.
"Actually," said Zelda. "Koume and Kotake don't have any dates either..."
From across the cafeteria, they could hear Anju screaming to Kafei.
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE PROM WITH ME?! YOU-YOU TWO-TIMER!!!" Then, they heard a smack, and Kafei moan.
"Well," said Malon. "I guess Anju doesn't have a date, either..."
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On the other side of the cafeteria, Nabooru and Ganon were sitting together.
"So, anyway, I said-" Ganon droned on. Nabooru had tuned him out a long time ago. Now, she was staring at someone across the room.
"Pigs? I said twigs!" Ganon said, then he laughed hysterically. He quickly realized that Nabooru was looking at something across the room. He turned in his chair to see who it was and was surprised to see Nabby staring at.... Link?!
He knew what this meant. Nabby no longer had any interest in him! He quickly thought about what he should do. He remembered that he had written stuff down, in case this ever happened, on a piece of paper. He took the paper out, and read the first line to Nabooru.
"Your eyes are beautiful when you moon. Ah- I mean as the moon. And, uh.... Your voice makes me want to... I can't read thi- oh, your voice makes me want to melt! Ok, um...." He looked over at Nabby, only to find that she was gone! He looked around for her and fainted when he saw her. She was sitting next to Link.
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When school let out, Link went straight to the kitchen in his house.
He made sure that the Tarter Sauce was still there.
He wanted to bring it the Prom, so if Ruto tried anything, he'd Tarter Sauce her.
He knew it was drastic, but it had to be done.
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A/N: How'd you like it? I hope it was good ^^