Lil' Zelda High School: The Prom Begins!

A/N: Tada! Chapter eight! Wahoo! Um... that's it.

Disclaimer: Zelda is not mine. This story is. Yeah...

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"Hey!" yelled Malon. Zelda and Anju immediately woke up from the sleepover they were having at their meeting.

"What?"

"We don't have any dresses for the Prom! And it's tonight!!!"

Zelda and Anju looked at each other.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Ganon woke up, and gazed across the room. He moaned, remembering that tonight was the Prom. He decided he should go anyway, even if he didn't have a date. He got up, and walked around Link, who had his head buried in the carpet, and was snoring. His phone rang. He picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Hi Ganon, I'm calling on behalf of our club." came Zelda's voice. "Since we don't have a date for the Prom, we were wondering if- SHUT-UP, ANJU!! WE'LL GET DRESSES LATER!- uh, oh yeah, we were wondering if you'd want to go to the Pr- STOP WAILING!! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF TALK!!- Prom with us? If- MALON!! SHUT HER UP!!!- So, will you?"

"Uh, yeah, whatever..."

"Great! See you then!"

"Uh, bye."

"Ta-ta!"

Link woke up. "Who was that?"

"Zelda, Malon, and Anju. They wanted me to go to the Prom with them."

"Oh... I feel sorry for you."

"What for?"

"Zelda+Malon+Anju+Prom=Disaster."

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Malon fidgeted in the tight red dress she was wearing.

"Do I have to wear this?" she complained.

"Yes." said Zelda as she straightened the pink dress she was wearing.

Anju looked at her purple Fiesta dress, and twirled in front of the mirror.

"Ganon better like what we're doing for him, or I'm bound to punch his face in." she said haughtily.

"What's wrong?" asked Zelda. "Ever since yesterday, you've been acting strange!"

"I don't know who Kafei's going with, but if it's one of those popular girls, I'm dumping him, and ripping up his 'Little Black Book'. Since I was so nice to him, I let him have one, even though we were going out."

"What if he's not going with a popular girl? What if it's say.... Ruto or Lulu?"

"Ah... Lulu's going with Mikau, and Ruto wouldn't do that to my Steady! She's way too nice!"

"Right, Ruto wouldn't go to the Prom with the boys we like! She'd never in a million years do a thing like that!"

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Link got up from the floor of Ganon's room, and slowly made his way to the door.

"I'm going Home, now. Bye!"

"Good riddance! Get out of here!!"

Link walked outside, and ran home.

He put on his blue suit, and grabbed the Tarter Sauce and put it in his pocket.

He called up Kafei.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Kafei. You better try on your blue suit. Make sure it's practically impossible to unbutton."

"Why?"

"Ruto, there's no telling what she'll do."

"Oh, right."

Link quickly walked out the door after he hung up.

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Kafei grabbed some flowers for Ruto. They were wilted, and smelled really bad.

His mother always told him to be a gentleman.

Kafei paused for a moment, then almost drowned himself in horrible smelling cologne.

"If I make her hate me, she won't go out with me anymore!" he figured.

He slipped on his shoes, and walked out the door.

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Ganon sighed, and decided it was time to pick up Malon, Zelda, and Anju.

He had to prepare himself for the worst night of his life.

The Prom.

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Nabooru felt tears well up in her eyes.

All she did was ask Link for some ketchup that one day, and Boom! Ganon wasn't there to take her to the Prom.

She put on a black dress, and figured she should go, anyway. If she saw that Ganon was with at least one popular person, instead of her... She would make him sorry.

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Ruto heard a knock at the door.

'Must be Linky-Boy and Kafei-Poo!!!!!!!!!!!' she thought. She opened the door.

"I WAS RIGHT!!" she howled. "YOU REALLY DID COME!!!"

The boys looked around and sighed. This would be the worst dance in the history of Hyrule City.

Kafei gave Ruto the flowers, in hopes of her dieing of stench, or something. She didn't.

"Oh Kafei-Poo!! How sweet!! Linky-Boy? Why don't you get me gifts?"

Link snickered, and Kafei turned red from rage.

"Come on. Let's go!" said Ruto, as she dragged Kafei and Link to the Prom.

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Ganon knocked on Anju's door. He hoped she would be gone. She wasn't, oh boy.

Ganon looked behind her, Zelda and Malon were there too.

"Ganon!" they all yelled at the same time. Then they all started to talk at once.

Ganon sighed.

All three girls began to pull him to the Prom.

He was glad when they got there. He thought his arms would fall off.

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Mido looked at his clock.

He decided to drink the potion now. He did.

He looked in the mirror and smiled widely. Now, he looked cooler than Link!

He put a comb to his hair. He casually strutted out the door, and to the Prom.

Hopefully Saria was already there.

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Saria put on her green dress, and ran all the way to the Prom.

She was thinking about Mido, and Mido only. She ran into a tree a few times, but she acted as if she didn't notice.

Actually, she probably didn't.

Either way, when she got there, she waited at the front door for Mido.

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A/N: Hahahahahahahaha!! I just prolong the Prom, don't I? Don't worry, though! In the next chapter, the Prom starts!!