Lil' Zelda High School: May I Have This Dance? Part 1
A/N: I'm baaaaaaaack!! Sorry it took so long to get this out ^^;; I was busy! I do have a life outside the computer, you know *everyone gasps* Yup, I'm not glued to the seat of my chair! Although it is getting worn out....
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda!!! *head plops down on computer* E ndf hafn awlikeu yrrb23rt3wr76t3rghrui23grftf wef3e:lfoIH
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Link groaned as Ruto pulled him and Kafei over to the punch table.
"OOooOOh!! Linky-boy!" Ruto squealed. "They're playing our song! Let's go and boogie!!!!"
"Our song? Boogie?!" Link squirmed around. But Ruto just pulled him to the dance floor.
Kafei sweatdropped, and splashed his punch in his face to try and wake him up from this nightmare.
It didn't work.
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Saria sat down on the cool stone steps in front of the building. She smoothed out her green dress, and looked out into the street.
There were people coming to the Prom, and they each had a lover clinging to their arm. Not all of them wanted that, but that's what they got.
She looked around. She didn't see Mido anywhere. She saw one cute guy, he was walking towards her.
She panicked. What if he asked her to dance? What would she do? Mido could come while they were dancing! He would see them, and then...
Boom!
Instant-breakup-that-happened-even-though-they-weren't-a-couple!
She shook her head. She wouldn't go dance with anyone except him.
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Mido patted down his already slick hair, and walked up to Saria. Her eyebrows were furrowed, so he figured she was in deep thought. He was about to ask her something, but thought better of it. He didn't want to interrupt her.
She shook her head, and then looked up. She jumped a little, but calmed down.
Mido beamed at her.
"May I have this dance?" he asked. He held out his hand, and expected her to take it.
You see, he had a plan already thought out in his head. They'd have a good time, and then, he would tell her that he was Mido, and then she would like him. 'I'm a genius!' he praised himself earlier.
Saria looked up at him. She gave a weak smile, and said, "I'm flattered that you want to dance with me... but I'm waiting for someone."
Mido's smile fell. She was waiting for someone else?! He was too late! Now he'd never get a chance with her!
He nodded sulkily and sat down next to her, waiting for a girl to ask him to dance.
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"... but I'm waiting for someone." Saria said to the handsome young man.
He nodded sulkily, and sat down next to her.
She felt sorry for him, but returned her gaze to the street. Mido had to come soon.
She didn't know what she'd do if he didn't!
She looked at the boy sitting next to her. He looked sorta familiar... Almost like... Mido.
She shook her head violently. She was so in love with the boy, that she saw him in someone totally different!
She wondered what he was doing right then...
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Mido felt a weird sensation in his stomach.
'Aw, man!' he thought. 'I must be allergic to something in the potion!'
He got up, and ran all the way to the bathroom.
He threw up, and then reverted back to the regular Mido.
He sighed, and went back outside, to sit next to Saria.
"Hey, Mido." she said. ".... MIDO?! YOU WERE IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME?!"
"Huh? Oh! No! I was right-"
"Don't lie to me! I can't believe you!" With that said, she stormed into the building, and ran into the bathroom.
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"Hey," said Malon. "Was that Saria? She looked pretty upset."
Zelda nodded.
"Let's go check up on her!" suggested Anju.
"Ok, Ganon!" called Zelda. "We're going to the Lady's Room!"
"Hallelujah!" Ganon shouted as he tried to fix his torn sleeve.
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"GANON!!!" called a feminine voice.
"Huh?"
"How dare you go out with TRHREE girls, instead of me?!?!"
"Oh.... hi, Nabby..."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!! WHAT ABOUT THE DESTRUCTIVE DUO?!?!?!"
"....but I thought you liked Link!"
"That idiotic moron?! I'd rather spend a whole hour with Ruto, than go out with him!"
"...oh..."
"ARGH!!" Nabooru threw up her hands, and stormed to the restroom.
"Aw, man!" said Ganon. "I'm an idiot when it comes to girls!"
After that outburst, he joined Mido, who just recently got to the refreshment table.
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"I'm gonna go to the bathroom." said Ruto to the two boys.
She walked away.
Link and Kafei said their thanks, and went to the punch table.
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"Saria, what's wrong?" asked Zelda as Nabooru and Ruto walked in. Presently, there were six girls in there.
"Boys are DIRT!!" Saria screamed.
"I can agree with that." said Nabooru.
"Me too." said Malon, Zelda, and Anju together.
"I guess that everyone here hates boys..." said Ruto, smirking a fishy smirk.
"Yeah.... Hey!" said Malon.
"What?" everyone said in unison.
"How about we have a boys against girls contest! Then, we can prove that girls are better!!"
"That sounds like fun!" said Ruto. "But I do like boys..."
All the girls looked at her, and then threw her out of the window.
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All four boys were sitting at the punch table, talking about girls.
".... yeah." said Link. "And then she- Hey! The girls are coming this way!"
"Really?" asked Kafei. He gulped when he saw how mad they were.
All of the boys became scared. Except for Link. He was busy swatting at the bug on the table.
"ALRIGHT!" shouted Anju. "In ten minutes, there will be a girls against boys competition on the dance floor!! It is to PROVE that girls rule! And boys, well... suck!"
"Hey!" shouted Kafei. "Boys do not suck! If anything, girls should suck!!"
"WHAT?!?!" screamed all of the girls in the building. All 284 of them.
All 282 boys whimpered.
"It's settled then. Ten minutes. Be there, or be SQUARE!!" shouted Zelda.
"Hey, wait a minute!" shouted the chaperone (A/N: *sweatdrop* I almost forgot about him...). "That's no-"
"Shut up, Mr. Piggly-poo!!!!" shouted Nabooru.
"......alrighty, then." said Mr. Piggly-poo. "Go and have fun, kids..." After that, he ran away.
(A/N: I hope I'm not offending anyone by this girl/guy war. ^^;;)
Malon and Zelda started to make out the activities for the competition.
They snickered as they made out the first one.
And right out guffawed as they made out the second one.
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A/N: Mua Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Cliffhanger! *ahem* Sorry, but I wanted to post this ASAP, since it's been a whiiiiiiiiiiile. Anyways, I thought I'd give you guys a teaser from the next chapter ^^:
Zelda and Link were dancing nicely, until she threw him into the punch table.
"Very good, Zelda!" called Saria, who was busy strangling Mido.
Zelda nodded, and walked away from Link. Malon stepped up to him.
"....oh....jooooooooy...." Link said.
Malon helped him up, and started dancing with him.
After a few minutes, she threw him into the stage.
"MOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYY!!!!" he shouted for the second time.
Nabooru smiled. "That's almost the exact same thing I made him say. Good job!"
"Thank you!" said Malon.
She and Zelda high-fived.
Well? ^^