Lil' Zelda High School: May I Have This Dance? Part 2

A/N: Eeps! I just realized how long it's been since I've updated the story! Gomen! But it wasn't all my fault *everyone stares at her disbelievingly* FF.net went down! I couldn't have updated anyhow! Alright, I'll stop making excuses for myself. (Also, to Infinate_Darkness: Sorry!! I didn't know you were a girl!! Gomengomengomengomen!!)

Disclaimer: What do you think?!

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Malon stood up to the microphone.

"Ok! Girls! Oh... and boys too... Get ready for... (drum roll, please) THE SUPER MAGNIFICENT GIRLS VS. BOYS MARATHON OF THE YEAR!!!!!!"

Everybody clapped.

"The rules are simple. All you have to do is try your best!! Oh, you also have to give the girls the advantage, since we're 'weaker'."

The boys began to yell in disagreement.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

"Who cares?" asked Zelda.

She got tons of dirty looks from the boys, but she didn't seem to notice.

"Fine." stated Malon. "No handicaps. After all, we're gonna whip your butts anyway!"

The girls cheered.

Nabooru walked up to the mike, and Malon handed it to her.

"Alright. The first contest is the Square Dance Of Doom!!"

Malon and Zelda started to laugh. The boys began to wonder if they were going to survive.

"The rules for this game are easy. The last gender standing gets the point!"

Japas slipped out unknown. He didn't want to get in the middle of this.

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Ruto sighed. Getting thrown out of the second story bathroom window didn't feel all that great. She turned her head, and looked toward the horizon. The sun was just starting to set, and a wonderful figure was walking towards her.

She blinked.

She blinked again.

It was Japas! She secretly liked him, but Link was just easier to get to.

She stood up, and they ran towards each other, arms outstretched.

She ran into his arms, and he picked her up.

Then he dropped her and ran away. She ran after him.

They weren't seen again, but every night, when the fishies are a'swimming... You can hear Japas scream, and try to run away from the fishie-fish, formerly known as Ruto.

OK, now that that's over with, on with the prom!

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Malon blew her whistle, and everybody began to dance with their randomly picked partners.

Saria got Mido, Kotake got Skullkid, Koume got one of the Know-It-All Brothers, Kafei got Lulu, Anju got Ganon, and Malon, Zelda, and Nabooru were taking turns with Link.

Nabooru got Link first.

She kicked him in tune with the music, and threw him over her head.

"MOOOOOOOOOOMY!!" he screamed as he crashed to the floor.

"My turn!" said Zelda.

Zelda and Link were dancing nicely, until she threw him into the punch table.

"Very good, Zelda!" called Saria, who was busy strangling Mido.

Zelda nodded, and walked away from Link. Malon stepped up to him.

"....oh....jooooooooy...." Link said.

Malon helped him up, and started dancing with him.

After a few minutes, she threw him into the stage.

"MOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYY!!!!" he shouted for the second time.

Nabooru smiled. "That's almost the exact same thing I made him say. Good job!"

"Thank you!" said Malon.

She and Zelda high-fived.

*ten agonizing minutes later (for Link, that is ^^)*

"Alright!" shouted Nabooru into the mike. "The game is over, and the girls have obviously won!"

The girls clapped, and the few boys that were lucky enough to still be conscious, moaned.

"We'll have a half hour intermission before the next game commences! Have a nice day."

After that, some of the boys began to pick themselves up.

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A/N: OK, I know it was short, but I'm working on chapter 11, and it will be longer, promise ^^