Lil' Zelda High School: May I Have This Dance? Part 3

A/N: Ta-Da!! Chapter 11! Woohoo! Anyway, there will be some parts in here where I say (Zelda/Malon), that's just going to be for all the Z/L or M/L fans, they can put in whatever girl's name they want ^^ Also, I have a webpage now! Go to my profile page to see my long explanation.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. But I do own the highschool! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MORE HOMEWORK!!

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Nabooru sorta skipped up to the microphone, and started to dance with it.

"LOOK AROUND! EVERYWHERE YOU TURN THERE'S HEARTACHE! IT'S EVERYWHERE THAT YOU GO! I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE WORDS TO THE SONG! SO I'LL SKIP TO THE CHORUS!! VOGUE! STRIKE A POSE!!!!"

"Alright!" shouted Zelda. "Who spiked the punch?!"

Mido threw some empty bottles of Vodka in the trash. "Hmmm... I don't have any clue whatsoever Zelda." he said.

Malon sighed, then grabbed the microphone away from Nabooru, the Madonna wannabe.

"Anyway, the next competition is..." Malon took a piece of paper out of the bottom of the mike stand. "The Wrestling Vat Of Destruction!!! Wait! What the-?"

Ganon slipped a few bottles of white-out and pens into the trash.

"Oh well, if one of the girls wrote it, they must have a plan..." mumbled Malon. "The rules are easy-peasy! Good Din! Who wrote this crap?! Oh well, EVERYBODY GO INTO A BIG PILE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!!"

They did so.

"NOW! YOU HAVE THE VAT!! GET THE WRESTLING OF DESTRUCTION GOIN' DOWN!!!"

The boys all formed one big blob in the middle of the pile, and started to pounce on the girls.

"AHH! I BROKE A NAIL!!"

"EEP! MY DRESS! THIS COST LIKE $344.99, YOU CREEP!!"

"NOBODY MOVE!! I LOST MY CONTACT!!"

(Zelda/Malon) was just about to hit Link, when he whispered something in her ear. They both scurried away from the crowd, and out the door.

(Zelda/Malon (the girl who didn't go with Link)) was swimming around in the vat of kids, looking for Link. When she couldn't find him, she went into the bathroom to- you know.

Saria, realizing that Nabby was drunk, and Zelda and Malon were missing, went up to the microphone, and blew her whistle into the mike.

All the kids clasped their hands over their ears, and Zelda, Malon, and Link came back in from wherever they were.

"OK, I'm sorry to say this, but..." Saria looked from one girl to the other. "The boys won."

There were hoots, and shouts, praises coming from all of the boys. Pretty soon their dates got mad, and the boys started to scream, hop around on one foot, and suck their bleeding fingers.

(Zelda/Malon) winked at Link, and started to walk away from him. He drooled.

"Thirty minute intermission!" shouted Saria.

She hopped off of the stage, and smoothed out her velvety green dress. Glancing upward, she saw Mido, standing by the refreshment table.

"Hey!" she shouted. He looked up, then smiled his Mido-ish smile. She almost melted, but quickly shook that off.

"Hi Sari-"

"Don't "Hi, Saria" me! I know what you did to Nabooru! Because of you, we lost! You're so-so-so immature!!" She jabbed a finger onto his chest. "And another thing! Why did you make me wait out in the cold for you at the beginning of the Prom?!" With each word, she took a step forward, and he took a step back. That continued until he was pressed up against the wall.

"But Saria! I swear! I-"

"And don't lie to me!! I KNOW YOUR KIND! In fact, you might not believe this but, my dad is one of you! MEN! ALL ALIKE!" She brought herself up to her full height. Then, mentally slapped herself. She called this nerdy city boy a MAN! Although... he did have- She mentally slapped herself again.

Stop thinking that! She thought.

Mido just blinked at her. They had been standing like that for quite awhile, without saying anything. His eyes began to lower, in shame that he couldn't think of anything to say to a girl. One shorter than him, too!

Then, he realized that he was glad that she was shorter than him, and that she was trying to pull herself to her full height.

He could see down her dress! Almost all the way down too!

She slapped him.

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"You know!" she yelled, then walked away.

Farore! he thought. I shouldn't have been such a pervert...

The nerve! thought Saria. Not answering my question! He looked like he didn't even know I had asked it! I mean, it's not like there's anything else that could interest him! He was looking at me the... whole... time... She quickly turned around and ran back to him.

"Mido!"

"Oh great, another slap..." he mumbled. "Saria, I'm sorry! I-" He was cut off by a quick peck by Saria.

"What-?! What was that for?!"

"For being such a gentleman..." she said.

It's gentlemanly to be a pervert? My, hasn't the world changed!

Saria giggled at the look on his face. "Come on! Let's go to my place and order some pizza or something!"

Mido blinked. And he blinked again. "Uh...... sure....."

They walked out of the gymnasium together, with practically the rest of the kids watching them.

They had made a lot of noise, I mean, Saria was yelling.

"NO!" yelled Malon. "We've lost someone!"

"Hey," said Anju. "Shouldn't we end this whole war? I mean, Saria was kind of the one who started it... And she-"

"Quiet, Inferior!" shouted Malon. "We're keeping this competition, and we're gonna WIN!"

"If it's alright with you guys," said Kafei. "Anju and I made up, and we're going to the movie theater to-" He was interrupted by Anju nudging him.

"Fine! Let your gender suffer from it's loss! Let it be mocked and ridiculed by the other one! Let it-"

"OK, thanks, bye!" He and Anju left quickly. Zelda pursed her lips.

"They didn't even listen to you finish talking!"

"Yes! What nerve! Say, has Nabooru recovered yet?"

"Yeah, can't you hear her? She's beating up Ganon."

"Oh."

Nabooru finished beating up Ganon, and walked up to the microphone.

"Alright! Intermission's over! The next game will start now!"

Everybody clapped.

"So far, the score is tied- One to one! There will be five games! The third game is-"

Malon and Zelda knew what the next competition was. They raced over to Link. (Zelda/Malon) won. She grinned, and locked arms with him.

"Slow Dancing! With the most romantic music we could find!!"

"Hey!" shouted someone. "What does that have to do with girls vs. guys?!"

"Well," Nabooru said. "We really don't know, but we felt like doing it anyway!"

A short, fat girl walked up.

"I demand that I have some say in this story!" shouted the short, fat girl. "My name is Tina, therefore I should get the lead role in this fic! If not, I will boycott it!!! I don't even know how to spell "boycott", I spell it "boycot"!!!!"

"What does that have to with anything?" asked Link.

"Because! I FEEL LIKE IT!!"

"Oh."

"Well then, Miss Tina, do you want to take out the trash?"

"It depends, will it get me a lead role?"

"Oh yes! Definitely!"

"OK!!"

So, Tina walked out the door with the trash. Then, everybody barricaded the door, so she couldn't come back.

"OK!" shouted Nabooru. "Lets get this dance started!"

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A/N: Hi! You know what? I just realized that this story is all one big scene, I don't change scenery at all! Not that any of you care, but... Anyway, wasn't I nice? To let Tina get her own role in my fic? I think so, and if she wasn't too busy boycotting things, she would realize that, and thank me ^^