Lil' Zelda High School: We Don't Need No Stinking Title! (Actually, We Do)

A/N: Well, howdy-doo-dee! Chapter 12! Never thought I'd make it this far... Anywho ( I like saying that... anywho anywho anywho anywho anywho anywho anywho anywho...), probably in the next chapter, or the chap after that, I'll do the M&Z endings. Meaning, I'll do the two chapters that end the fic, with Z+L and M+L. If you don't have a specific L+? fave, you can just choose whichever one you want. Also, yes, that's right. This fic is coming to a close! If you want me to, I can either make a prequel (preschool o.O), or a sequel (college O.o), that is, if you want me too...

Alsoooooo, lookie, lookie, lookie!! At the top! See my name?! See it? Huh?? Huh?? Huh?? I am no longer Super Cute Saiya-jin!!! I am now....... Winter Daze!! I was goin' to be writin' DBZ fics, but when LZHS started, I became more into the Zelda fics. SoooOOOooo, I decided to not have a DBZ name, but a Zelda one instead! Winter Daze isn't a Zelda name, BUT I DON'T GIVE A HOOT! Now, my name is Winter Daze (even in my website) so you don't get confused. Well, it will be in the website, as soon as we get offa our lazy butts and update it ^^;;

Do you like my monstrous A/N's? I do too.

Disclaimer: Alright! *slaps hands together* I have a speech set up for just this occasion! *ahem* I do not own Zelda. It is owned by Miyamoto, and all those other people. They blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Understand?

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Nabooru stepped down from the microphone, and walked over to the punch table. She looked over at (Zelda/Malon) and Link dancing, and smiled. They made such a cute couple. She sighed.

She didn't have anyone she could dance with. All of the boys would run away from her.

She mindlessly poured some red punch into a cup, then stared at it, contemplating...... stuff.

Hmmm, I could use a gun. No, no... That might hurt too much. Well, I could use a meat cleaver and, no, that would hurt more. Um, how about a dagger? No. Gosh darnit! How'm I supposed to make dinner, without hurting the cow?!

She kept thinking, until she felt a hand on her shoulder. It was Ganon.

"Wha-?"

"Nabby, I just wanted to apologi-"

He was interrupted by a kiss.

That's right, a kiss.

Killing, Injurious, Suicidal, Slap.

Kiss.

He fell to the ground, and covered his nose with his hand.

"Owth!"

"Don't you dare try to apologize to me! I would have been fine if you hadn't had come here with THREE girls! Three! Each one of them a sissy! In fact, one of them even had a steady! It's a good thing for you that Anju and Kafei made up!"

"Buth ith wathn't my fault! They forthed me to!!"

"Yeah, and I'm supposed to believe that...?"

"Yeth!!"

"Get real, Ganny. It's just not gonna work."

Ganon quickly got up, and walked away from her.

He sighed. This was impossible.

Nabby listened to the soothing music that many of the teens were dancing to.

She looked at (Zelda/Malon)'s face, while she was dancing with Link, she was so happy.

She looked at the stage, and realized she couldn't take any more of this sickness from "Happy People".

She stormed up to the mike, and wrenched it from the stand.

That funky shriek the microphone makes when you even touch it blasted through the auditorium.

Link held his hands up to his ears. He was, after all, the closest one to the speakers.

"All right! That's quite enough of that!! Skullkid! (A/N: *hugglzz*) Turn off that music!!!!!"

Skullkid (A/N: *hugglzz again*), who just happened to be the DJ, turned off the music.

"Hey!" complained some people. "Why?!"

"Because, all this lovey-dovey stuff is just sick! It has nothing to do with the sexes declaring an all out war with each other! It's just bringing them together!!!"

"But, Nabooru!" said Link. "If you get a love, you'll enjoy this too!" His dance partner nodded. "If you need a love..."

(A/N: *singing* If you need a love! That can burn like the sun! In the darkness become.... um..... lalalalalalalalalala! Um.... You can sleep at niiiiiight!! *stops singing* Whoa. That just sounded wrong.)

"Um, ignore the author and just get a date! Like, uh, Skullkid!"

"SORRY! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!" shouted Skullkid from across the auditorium. "I BELONG TO WINTER DAZE, AND SHE SERIOUSLY INJURED THE LAST GIRL WHO WENT OUT WITH ME!! I WOULD SAY KILLED, BUT THIS IS ONLY A PG RATED FIC, AND WINTER DAZE DOESN'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW ABOU-" He was interrupted by me throwing him out the window.

"Um, enjoy the rest of the dance!"

"Skullkid! Feel the wrath of my slinky! Hiya!!"

Malon looked around. "Hey! How about Ganon?"

Everybody turned to the black little lump in the corner of the room. No, wait, that wasn't a lump, that was Ganon.

"Psh. Like I would ever go out with a guy like that! He could have chosen me to go out with, but nooooooo, he just HAD to choose Zelda, Malon, and Anju!"

"What? But we forced him int-"

"Don't give him excuses!"

"Hey! I already have a date! Link!" (Zelda/Malon) pointed to Link, who was right behind her. "Why would I defend your boyfriend?"

"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!"

"Girls!" whined Link. "Please stop fighting! You're scaring me!"

"CAN IT!"

Link whimpered.

"Come on, Nabooru." said some random kid in the crowd. "For all our sakes."

"YEAH!" shouted Skullkid from outside. "IT'LL KEEP WINTER DAZE FROM KILLING ME!! EEPS! SHE'S GONNA USE HER KEYCHAIN FROG NEXT!! I JUST KNOW IT!"

"Hey! Leave The Frogginator outta this!"

"Come on," urged Zelda. "Just give him one more chance!"

"No-" Somebody threw a gel pen at Nabooru. "What the-"

Her old eighth grade buddies walked up to her.

"Come on! The sooner you get back together, the sooner you'll be happy enough to give us gel pens!! KISS AND MAKE UP!"

"Eeew! No!"

"Fine, hug and make up!"

"NO!"

"PUNCH AND MAKE UP!!"

"OK."

So, Nabooru punched Ganon, and they made up.

Nabby threw a smoke bomb at the ground, and through the smoke, everyone could hear the rustling of fabrics.

When the smoke cleared, everyone saw, not Ganon and Nabby, but the Destructive Duo, clad in their black uniforms.

"Bye-Bye!" the eighth graders and Ganon n' Nabby said together.

Ganon threw a smoke bomb on the ground, then he hacked, wheezed, and coughed, and the Destructive Duo ran out the door.

"Well." stated Malon. "That was sure odd, wasn't it?"

Zelda nodded. "I guess we should stop the war. The main people that started it already left."

"OK."

So, the boys and girls made up, and that's the end of this fic.

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Not!

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Actually, the girls and guys didn't make up, and the war is as fierce as before.

"Haha!" shouted Malon. "The girls obviously beat the guys at karaoke! That's one more point for us! Two to One! The fourth game is..... Juvenile Jelly Joe!"

"Juvenile Jelly Joe?"

"Yes, we were going to have Juvenile Jelly Throw, but it didn't sound as good."

"Oh."

"The rules are- THROW JELLY UNTIL ONE TEAM BECOMES BADLY OUTNUMBERED!!"

The girls picked up purple jelly, and the guys picked up red jelly.

The all of a sudden- Poof!

Winter Daze appears in a cloud of sparkly white smoke.

She raises The Frogginator, and everything fast-forwards itself.

"The boys won! The score is now Two to Two! Um, WD, why'd you do that?"

"Cause this fic's goin' so stinkin' slow!" She lowers The Frogginator, and leaves.

"Alright." says Malon. "The next game is.......... Devious Disco!!"

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A/N: Yup, yup. The next chap will definitely be the Z&M endings. Maybe. It depends on how I'm feeling. In case you're wondering, The Frogginator is my super cute frog keychain I got from Craig's Cruisers. *holds thumbs up* Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh... I also got a sticky hand for Link, Disappearing Ink for Ganon and Nabby, a gel pen for the eighth graders, a Chinese yo-yo for Malon, a butterfly slinky for Zelda, and The Frogginator for me ^^ Now, there will be a quiz on these tomorrow.