Lil' Zelda High School: Is This The End?! Well, For High School It Is... (Zelda Style)

A/N: Ahhh... The last chapter, sort of. This is the Zelda/Link last chapter, for all of you Malon/Link fans, go to the next chap, and skip this one. Both of these chapters are exactly the same, except for the girls' names. So you don't have to read both chapters, just to find out what happens in each one. I also did that because I didn't want anyone to think that I favored one couple over the other.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, but will soon! Skullkid and Frogginator are going to help!! Bwa Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Link pulled Zelda off to the side, while all of the other kids were doing the disco.

(A/N: Ceeeelebrate the times, COME ON!! No, wait, that's not disco, is it?)

"Zelda, isn't this just sort of.... I don't know, stupid?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, Saria started this, right? And she's gone, so, shouldn't we stop this whole competition?"

"Well," Zelda looked over at Malon, who was doing a John Travolta move. "Malon really want's to continue this competition, and-"

"But, this is just making the boys and girls enemies!"

"Malon is my friend-"

"Zelda, do you remember what we did during the 'Vat of Destruction', or whatever it was called?"

"You mean-"

"Yes."

"When we got Pork Buns from the Cheesy Puffs stand?"

"Yeah, we saw Kafei and Anju *ahem*-ing. That should be what these couples are doing! But instead, They're just throwing each other over their heads!"

"You're right. I'll tell Malon." Zelda stepped forward, but ran into Link's arms.

"What? You need a hug? Alright." Link hugged her.

"No, you idiot! I tripped on my dress!"

".................oh."

Zelda got up, and walked over to Malon.

"What?"

"We should end this about now, don't you think?"

"Why?! It's almost over!"

"But- Oh, never mind."

Malon looked at her weirdly, but continued to disco.

Zelda walked away. Oh well... She thought. Link will understand. I don't want to hurt Malon's feelings...

"Link! Why don't we just-" Zelda was cut off by the room filling with darkness. "What in Din's name?!"

She and Link looked up at the stage, where a group of spotlights had been centered.

There were two people in black outfits, with black capes, and black helmets. They had these little utility belts that were filled with smoke bombs. There were lines of shorter people behind them, and they all wore red outfits, with red masks and capes. They didn't have utility belts, but they had little pouches to put stuff in.

The two people in the front had fiery red hair.

"Haha! We're back!!" shouted a the girl with the red hair.

"Nabooru?! What's with the new outfits???" Link looked at Zelda, who shrugged.

"This is the new and improved Destructive Duo!!" said Ganon proudly. He took about five smoke bombs, and threw them at Zelda.

"ZELDAAAAA!!!" shouted Link. He dove into her, and she slid into safety. A smoke bomb bounced off of Link's hard head, and landed on the floor.

Poof!

Link just became a dark silhouette in all of the smoke. When it cleared, he looked over at Zelda.

"Are you OK?"

"Well, I would have been if you just left me there." She showed him the burn on her knee, and right arm.

"Oopsies."

Link took out his handy-dandy first aid kit (which he was going to use on himself if Ruto got to him), and took out a cream. He applied it to her wounds, and put the cream away.

"Thanks." She got up, and looked at Nabooru. "Why are you letting him use smoke bombs on people? He's wasting them, and hurting people!"

Nabby shrugged. "He didn't want to wear his leash."

Everybody in the crowd sweatdropped.

Ganon pulled out a smoke bomb.

"Oh, Din, no..."

He threw it on the ground, and he, Nabby, and the eighth graders ran out the door.

Malon blinked, but then stepped up to the microphone.

"Well, I didn't see who won, so we'll call it a tie." She took out a piece of paper, and wrote something down. "Now! The winner is................................. A tie! ........A tie?! What the hey?!" She quickly looked over the piece of paper. "Oh dear, then we'll just have to redo the whole contest!" She looked up. "Ladies and Germs, we will now have- Hey!! Where'd everybody go?" She looked around. All of the kids had ran away. They didn't want to have another war.

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Link and Zelda were walking down the sidewalk, towards Zelda's house.

"Say, Zelda. Would you like to go to the movie theater next Friday?"

"Sure."

There was a long pause, until they came to Zelda's driveway.

"Well, here we are."

"Yeah, here we are."

Zelda turned to Link, and smiled. "Thanks for dancing with me during the contest."

"No prob. I don't know what happened to Ruto anyhow."

"Um...... She sorta got thrown out of the window."

".......oh."

Link and Zelda walked up to her front porch, and looked at each other.

Link hugged her, and she returned it.

Suddenly, Zelda felt something sorta sticky and squishy spill onto her dress. She looked down, and saw tarter sauce on her dress where Link's pocket just was.

"Ewww! Link! What the heck is that?"

"Um, tarter sauce. I was gonna use it on Ruto, I didn't mean for it to end up on you!"

Zelda smiled. "Well, unless you're eating tarter sauce, this won't cause any damage."

And she gave him a sweet peck on the lips.

Er.... That is just a peck, right?

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A/N: Hey, look! It's done! Completed! FINISHED!! Tell me how you liked it ^^