The wondrous world of Harry Potter and all its marvelous characters to not belong to me. They belong to their goddess-like creator, Rowling- sama, and whoever else is lucky to own claims to them. :::looks jealous:::

I'm only writing this to satisfy my need for pretty-boy slash, not for any type of profit other than (hopefully) glittering reviews, so please don't sue. It wouldn't do you any good anyways, seeing as I'm completely broke. (I just spent all my money on the first volume of the Revolutionary Girl Utena graphic novel, which, btw, is absolutely wonderful).

Let's see… What else…. Oh! This fic contains homosexual relationships, so please don't read it if that isn't your cup of tea. I don't want to be flamed over something that I've already warned you about, so please pay attention to this warning.

Finally… Forgive me if the characters seem too OOC. This is being written mainly as an excuse for much H/R fluff and some Twins/Lee innuendo, mainly about P/O, so… Plot may be at a minimum at some times. If so, forgive me.

Well, I think that's all… So R&R, and I hope you like the fic!