Disclaimer: I dun own Tenchi or the Weakest Link! If I did, I would have me
lossa money and my name would be Mitsuko Breamov. And it's not...
~*~ THE WEAKEST LINK:ROUND 1 ~*~
Washu: Can we start already? *yawns*
Ryoko: *tosses the crab to Washu* Ok. C'mere Tenchi! *grins and motions for him to come over there*
Mihoshi: THE ANSWER IS TEN!!
Washu: We haven't started yet, Mihoshi!
Mihoshi: Oh...hehe sorry...
Kiyone: *crys* My charity is going to be deprived of money!
Ayeka: *clears her throat* Shall we begin?
Washu: Ok. Yeah. You people know the rules and all that.... Let's start!
Noboyuki: *attempts to put his arm around Ayeka* I won't bite....hard!
Ayeka: Get away!!! *puts up her shield* Azaka! Kamidake!
Azaka: I'm sorry, princess, but we cannot interfere with the game.
Ayeka: WHAT!!!!???!!!
Ryoko: *laughs*
Washu: Alright...first question goes to Sasami and Nagi. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Nagi: I woodcuck could chuck however much a woodchuck chucks.
Washu: Erm...close enough.
Sasami: YAY!!!
Washu: Ryo-ohki and Ken-ohki, it is your turn. This is the sound a cat makes.
Ryo-ohki: Meow! Meow Meow Meow!
Washu: Correct! Next up is Ayeka and Noboyuki. This is a daily double.
{your hear clapping}
Ayeka: Wait a sec....daily doubles are in Jeopardy!!!!
Washu: *clears her throat* Quiet, quiet...thank you. Please look ahead. Is this tea hot or cold?
{Ricki Martin pops up on the screen. "Hello..It's me, Ricki Martin!! This is some HOT HOT HOT tea! See? *sips some* WOOOOW!!! So, is this tea HOT HOT HOT...or cold...HOT HOT HOT....or cold.."}
Noboyuki: *thinks* Could it be....iced tea?
Washu: NO! It's HOT TEA!
Noboyuki: Well, then I have no idea!
Washu: Boo! Wrong! *throws a monkey statue on Ayeka and Noboyuki's heads*
Ayeka: Heyyyyy!!! What's the big idea, Washu?
Washu:*laughs* I've installed it so whenever you get an answer wrong, something falls on your head!
Noboyuki: I could swear it was iced tea...
Washu: Moving onto Ryoko and Tenchi....
Ryoko:Bank.
Washu: In the beginning of Princess Mononoke, what attacks Ashitaka?
Ryoko: OH! OH! I looove that movie! It's a boar god!!!
Washu: Yes!! And finally...Mihos-
{buzzer sounds}
Washu: Well, you fools have only been able to bank 1,000 out of a possible 135,000....simply stunning.....Time to find out who is...the weakest link!
{scribbling is heard and the groups are talking amongst each other}
Washu:*to audience and readers* Ayeka and Noboyuki are the weakest link for this round and Nagi and Sasami are the strongest link for this round answering the question the quickest.
{a "BING" sound is heard}
Washu: Now...who is the weakest link?
Ryoko and Tenchi: Mihoshi and Kiyone
Nagi and Sasami: Mihoshi and Kiyone
Mihoshi and Kiyone: Ayeka and Noboyuki
Ayeka: RYOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo-ohki and Ken-ohki: Meow! Meow!
Washu: Sasami, why Mihoshi and Kiyone?
Sasami: Well....they didn't even attept a question....
Washu: Well, Mihoshi and Kiyone, you ARE the Weakest Link! Goodbye...
Kiyone: WHY ME??? WHY!?!?!
Washu: And, that is the end of round 1, thank god...
{clapping is heard once more. Ayeka and Ryoko are fighting}
~*~ THE WEAKEST LINK:ROUND 1 ~*~
Washu: Can we start already? *yawns*
Ryoko: *tosses the crab to Washu* Ok. C'mere Tenchi! *grins and motions for him to come over there*
Mihoshi: THE ANSWER IS TEN!!
Washu: We haven't started yet, Mihoshi!
Mihoshi: Oh...hehe sorry...
Kiyone: *crys* My charity is going to be deprived of money!
Ayeka: *clears her throat* Shall we begin?
Washu: Ok. Yeah. You people know the rules and all that.... Let's start!
Noboyuki: *attempts to put his arm around Ayeka* I won't bite....hard!
Ayeka: Get away!!! *puts up her shield* Azaka! Kamidake!
Azaka: I'm sorry, princess, but we cannot interfere with the game.
Ayeka: WHAT!!!!???!!!
Ryoko: *laughs*
Washu: Alright...first question goes to Sasami and Nagi. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Nagi: I woodcuck could chuck however much a woodchuck chucks.
Washu: Erm...close enough.
Sasami: YAY!!!
Washu: Ryo-ohki and Ken-ohki, it is your turn. This is the sound a cat makes.
Ryo-ohki: Meow! Meow Meow Meow!
Washu: Correct! Next up is Ayeka and Noboyuki. This is a daily double.
{your hear clapping}
Ayeka: Wait a sec....daily doubles are in Jeopardy!!!!
Washu: *clears her throat* Quiet, quiet...thank you. Please look ahead. Is this tea hot or cold?
{Ricki Martin pops up on the screen. "Hello..It's me, Ricki Martin!! This is some HOT HOT HOT tea! See? *sips some* WOOOOW!!! So, is this tea HOT HOT HOT...or cold...HOT HOT HOT....or cold.."}
Noboyuki: *thinks* Could it be....iced tea?
Washu: NO! It's HOT TEA!
Noboyuki: Well, then I have no idea!
Washu: Boo! Wrong! *throws a monkey statue on Ayeka and Noboyuki's heads*
Ayeka: Heyyyyy!!! What's the big idea, Washu?
Washu:*laughs* I've installed it so whenever you get an answer wrong, something falls on your head!
Noboyuki: I could swear it was iced tea...
Washu: Moving onto Ryoko and Tenchi....
Ryoko:Bank.
Washu: In the beginning of Princess Mononoke, what attacks Ashitaka?
Ryoko: OH! OH! I looove that movie! It's a boar god!!!
Washu: Yes!! And finally...Mihos-
{buzzer sounds}
Washu: Well, you fools have only been able to bank 1,000 out of a possible 135,000....simply stunning.....Time to find out who is...the weakest link!
{scribbling is heard and the groups are talking amongst each other}
Washu:*to audience and readers* Ayeka and Noboyuki are the weakest link for this round and Nagi and Sasami are the strongest link for this round answering the question the quickest.
{a "BING" sound is heard}
Washu: Now...who is the weakest link?
Ryoko and Tenchi: Mihoshi and Kiyone
Nagi and Sasami: Mihoshi and Kiyone
Mihoshi and Kiyone: Ayeka and Noboyuki
Ayeka: RYOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo-ohki and Ken-ohki: Meow! Meow!
Washu: Sasami, why Mihoshi and Kiyone?
Sasami: Well....they didn't even attept a question....
Washu: Well, Mihoshi and Kiyone, you ARE the Weakest Link! Goodbye...
Kiyone: WHY ME??? WHY!?!?!
Washu: And, that is the end of round 1, thank god...
{clapping is heard once more. Ayeka and Ryoko are fighting}