The Sharkie Story!
By: Sarah
and Aileen
Aileen: My gifted friend decided she'd remake Lord of the Rings in a what if... form. What if I was the ring-bearer? Well I'd go to Mt. Doom and ask Sauron to hold the ring while I rest a bit.
Or I ask a Nazgul to hold my sword while I tie my shoe.
At any rate I'm a bummy failure. So of course if she was the ring- bearer she'd fail too. She's lazy and has to be strapped to a horse and told to go to Mt. Doom. Upon arrival she won't go up and asks for a slingshot. We all know what she's going to do, but anyway. She shoots the ring straight at a Nazgul flying over Mt. Doom.
Sarah: I just think that if we were on the Fellowship, we'd make the story a little more interesting. One example would be that we'd be the only characters to prove that there is an obvious relationship between Frodo and Sam. Try to hook them up or something.
What's really funny is when this girl got the ring. We were at Mount Doom, all ready to throw the ring in. Aragorn asks where the ring is to throw it in. What happens? She says she left the ring on the nightstand in Lothlorien. Of course, the Nazgul hear this and go to get the ring. And I'm the one who's bad?! Not really.
Aileen: Seeing as we're both total losers alone what would happen if both of us went together as Merry (me) and Pippin (her)? Well, now we'll see ( by the way I like weed):
At Bilbo's eleventyfirst birthday party Pippin and I decide to play with the fireworks. we take the flamethrower and aim it at the cart.
Pippin: " Won't Gandalf get angry?"
"No way", I answer.
We fire the blast. All of the fireworks go off simultaneously including the big dragon one. the blast was such that a couple of hobbits were roasted to death.
I didn't feel too great," Aww, damn!"
Gandalf comes up looking very pissed. I'm there thinking aloud," Man, I could use some weed..." Pippin jabs me and says," Shutup we have to run!" Man was Gandalf angry. But, hey, all we had to do was wash dishes, we didn't even have to bury the dead hobbits. Pippin was gonna wash, I would dry. Simple enough. As I was stacking the plates on the table I noticed a slight tilt, but it was only a small tilt. So I kept on stacking till all of them crashed onto the floor.
'Good thing those aren't ours',I thought. Gandalf was apparently dead tired and just shook his head, muttering. He did however kick us out. so we were walking along when I smelled chocolate. It seemed to be coming from Farmer Maggots house.
"Why don't we get some?" I asked jumping over the fence.
" Sure, why not?" He followed me. I'm obsessed with chocolate and that farmer had tons of cocoa trees. So naturally we stole all the beans we could.
"Crap, he set his dogs on us! Merry hurry up!" He was already jumping over the fence. Farmer Maggot was coming at us holding a scythe and yelling.
" I'm coming!" I had to have more chocolate. We got over the fence and into the bushes when we ran into Sam and Frodo knocking them down. (Right now Frodo is carrying the ring to Rivendell.) We roll into the road. Frodo starts turning blue and hyperventilating saying, wheezingly," We must get off the road! Now!"
The guy was about to die so we did. We hid under a tree and then walked to the forest. There was something about the place that felt bettr than weed to Merry. Eventually everyone except Frodo falls asleep and is eaten by a tree.
Later they woke up at Tom's house. They met his girlfriend and apparently Pippin didn't like Tom very much because he planted him as a garden gnome before they went to Bree.
By: Sarah
and Aileen
Aileen: My gifted friend decided she'd remake Lord of the Rings in a what if... form. What if I was the ring-bearer? Well I'd go to Mt. Doom and ask Sauron to hold the ring while I rest a bit.
Or I ask a Nazgul to hold my sword while I tie my shoe.
At any rate I'm a bummy failure. So of course if she was the ring- bearer she'd fail too. She's lazy and has to be strapped to a horse and told to go to Mt. Doom. Upon arrival she won't go up and asks for a slingshot. We all know what she's going to do, but anyway. She shoots the ring straight at a Nazgul flying over Mt. Doom.
Sarah: I just think that if we were on the Fellowship, we'd make the story a little more interesting. One example would be that we'd be the only characters to prove that there is an obvious relationship between Frodo and Sam. Try to hook them up or something.
What's really funny is when this girl got the ring. We were at Mount Doom, all ready to throw the ring in. Aragorn asks where the ring is to throw it in. What happens? She says she left the ring on the nightstand in Lothlorien. Of course, the Nazgul hear this and go to get the ring. And I'm the one who's bad?! Not really.
Aileen: Seeing as we're both total losers alone what would happen if both of us went together as Merry (me) and Pippin (her)? Well, now we'll see ( by the way I like weed):
At Bilbo's eleventyfirst birthday party Pippin and I decide to play with the fireworks. we take the flamethrower and aim it at the cart.
Pippin: " Won't Gandalf get angry?"
"No way", I answer.
We fire the blast. All of the fireworks go off simultaneously including the big dragon one. the blast was such that a couple of hobbits were roasted to death.
I didn't feel too great," Aww, damn!"
Gandalf comes up looking very pissed. I'm there thinking aloud," Man, I could use some weed..." Pippin jabs me and says," Shutup we have to run!" Man was Gandalf angry. But, hey, all we had to do was wash dishes, we didn't even have to bury the dead hobbits. Pippin was gonna wash, I would dry. Simple enough. As I was stacking the plates on the table I noticed a slight tilt, but it was only a small tilt. So I kept on stacking till all of them crashed onto the floor.
'Good thing those aren't ours',I thought. Gandalf was apparently dead tired and just shook his head, muttering. He did however kick us out. so we were walking along when I smelled chocolate. It seemed to be coming from Farmer Maggots house.
"Why don't we get some?" I asked jumping over the fence.
" Sure, why not?" He followed me. I'm obsessed with chocolate and that farmer had tons of cocoa trees. So naturally we stole all the beans we could.
"Crap, he set his dogs on us! Merry hurry up!" He was already jumping over the fence. Farmer Maggot was coming at us holding a scythe and yelling.
" I'm coming!" I had to have more chocolate. We got over the fence and into the bushes when we ran into Sam and Frodo knocking them down. (Right now Frodo is carrying the ring to Rivendell.) We roll into the road. Frodo starts turning blue and hyperventilating saying, wheezingly," We must get off the road! Now!"
The guy was about to die so we did. We hid under a tree and then walked to the forest. There was something about the place that felt bettr than weed to Merry. Eventually everyone except Frodo falls asleep and is eaten by a tree.
Later they woke up at Tom's house. They met his girlfriend and apparently Pippin didn't like Tom very much because he planted him as a garden gnome before they went to Bree.