The Sharkie Story!
By: Sarah
and Aileen
They keep walking until they reach Lothlorien. Galadriel and Celeborn greet the newcomers and they all get settled in the rooms given to them, all except for Legolas, who goes to hang out with the Elves, and Frodo who just can't sleep. As Frodo is walking along he was being followed, by a long procession of radically religious Elves chanting loudly in Elvish and holding huge white books, bigger than a Bible. Frodo didn't even notice and kept walking along to wherever he was going. All of a sudden Legolas screams a God's name several times and collapses on the ground unconscious. One of the Elves looks around making sure no one is looking and says they should take Legolas to the sacrificial altar. Four of them grab him and carry him off. Frodo is still totally oblivious to his surroundings. He turns around and doesn't get that Boromir is trying to steal the Ring.
Aragorn asks him," Do you know what's happening?"
Frodo looks up and answers," No." Boromir is still trying to loose the Ring off the chain.
Aragorn hits him on the head," Stop trying to steal the Ring!" then turning to Frodo," They're going to sacrifice Legolas!"
Frodo, Boromir and Aragorn run after the procession on the way they meet up with Sam, Merry and Pippin. The Elves are still loudly chanting and over it all the Fellowship hears Sam say," Oh my stars! Legolas is such a dear, dear friend of ours we must go save him at once!"
Merry just got it," Kill Legolas?"
"Cool", Pippin said.
Aragorn looks down at them and mutters," Stupid junkies."
They all keep running following the sound of the Elves, who were so into the chant they were nearly screaming. Then it all goes quiet and the company barely manages to stop right at the entrance to their altar place. There was standing in front of the glowing altar in a bloody white tunic…Elrond! But this was some kind of rabid Elrond holding a pink sword (kind of a Barbie samurai sword if they ever make one of those). Legolas was still out cold because he was screaming too much and not enough oxygen was reaching his brain. The entire company was very distracted so Boromir tries again to steal the Ring. Aragorn sees him again and takes the flat side of his sword and smacks him on the face with it," Stop it!"
Just as Elrond is about to stab Legolas Aragorn jumps in the way and the sword bounces off him, since it's rubber, and with the same force hits Elrond's face and knocks him out.
Arwen runs up to him and says," You killed my father. I love you!"
Legolas starts to wake up and asks Aragorn," Why are you on…" but it was too much effort and he falls down again. Suddenly all the Elves from Lorien turn into Sharkies, Legolas and Arwen aren't from Lorien so they stay normal. Merry and Pippin recover from the shock of it all and run in with bags and start collecting all the Sharkies. They find one with a large ring around one flipper, turns out it's Galadriel. They all go through Lorien and Merry finds more weed than he'd ever seen while Pippin finds a lot of nice shiny stuff, Merry thought he had the better deal since he got weed and nice stuff. Once everyone has everything they want they leave.
By: Sarah
and Aileen
They keep walking until they reach Lothlorien. Galadriel and Celeborn greet the newcomers and they all get settled in the rooms given to them, all except for Legolas, who goes to hang out with the Elves, and Frodo who just can't sleep. As Frodo is walking along he was being followed, by a long procession of radically religious Elves chanting loudly in Elvish and holding huge white books, bigger than a Bible. Frodo didn't even notice and kept walking along to wherever he was going. All of a sudden Legolas screams a God's name several times and collapses on the ground unconscious. One of the Elves looks around making sure no one is looking and says they should take Legolas to the sacrificial altar. Four of them grab him and carry him off. Frodo is still totally oblivious to his surroundings. He turns around and doesn't get that Boromir is trying to steal the Ring.
Aragorn asks him," Do you know what's happening?"
Frodo looks up and answers," No." Boromir is still trying to loose the Ring off the chain.
Aragorn hits him on the head," Stop trying to steal the Ring!" then turning to Frodo," They're going to sacrifice Legolas!"
Frodo, Boromir and Aragorn run after the procession on the way they meet up with Sam, Merry and Pippin. The Elves are still loudly chanting and over it all the Fellowship hears Sam say," Oh my stars! Legolas is such a dear, dear friend of ours we must go save him at once!"
Merry just got it," Kill Legolas?"
"Cool", Pippin said.
Aragorn looks down at them and mutters," Stupid junkies."
They all keep running following the sound of the Elves, who were so into the chant they were nearly screaming. Then it all goes quiet and the company barely manages to stop right at the entrance to their altar place. There was standing in front of the glowing altar in a bloody white tunic…Elrond! But this was some kind of rabid Elrond holding a pink sword (kind of a Barbie samurai sword if they ever make one of those). Legolas was still out cold because he was screaming too much and not enough oxygen was reaching his brain. The entire company was very distracted so Boromir tries again to steal the Ring. Aragorn sees him again and takes the flat side of his sword and smacks him on the face with it," Stop it!"
Just as Elrond is about to stab Legolas Aragorn jumps in the way and the sword bounces off him, since it's rubber, and with the same force hits Elrond's face and knocks him out.
Arwen runs up to him and says," You killed my father. I love you!"
Legolas starts to wake up and asks Aragorn," Why are you on…" but it was too much effort and he falls down again. Suddenly all the Elves from Lorien turn into Sharkies, Legolas and Arwen aren't from Lorien so they stay normal. Merry and Pippin recover from the shock of it all and run in with bags and start collecting all the Sharkies. They find one with a large ring around one flipper, turns out it's Galadriel. They all go through Lorien and Merry finds more weed than he'd ever seen while Pippin finds a lot of nice shiny stuff, Merry thought he had the better deal since he got weed and nice stuff. Once everyone has everything they want they leave.