Once they arrived they heard about Sharkie and how feared he was. The
Hobbits just look at each other and start laughing.
"Don't you understand? He is very powerful and you mustn't laugh, it's disrespectful and you'll be punished." A very frightened Hobbit whispered. Sam and Frodo remembered Lorien but managed to get under control, Merry and Pippin couldn't and laughed themselves to tears. They looked at each other and bust out with two stuffed animal Sharkies and laugh even harder.
Both of them start chanting,"Sharkie! Sharkie! Sharkie!"
Merry went overboard and started to run around and around holding the sharkie above his head until he tripped on a root and falls on himself and while laughing, being high, and trying to say sharkie crawled over to the other Hobbits and said in a very wasted voice' Shaarrkieee…" His eyes are glazed over. They were very weirded out and walked over to Bag end.
Pippin decides that looks like fun and joins Merry in greeting Saruman when he comes out.
They smile at each other evilly and shove the Sharkies in his face hyperly yelling over and over "Sharkies!"
"That is a name of fear and it evokes respect!" The Sharkie tries in vain to argue.
Merry and Pippin just laugh and keep saying Sharkie until he runs away in fear of our stupidness. But Merry doesn't let him get away that easily and throws the MONDO SHARKIE at him and he falls off a cliff, the mondo sharkie was just a very fat Elf from Lorien (apparently there were fat Elves, this was news for Legolas too.)
Well 'Sharkie' was taken care of and Hobbiton was free so Frodo announces that he's going over the Sea with Gandalf and the Elves to live in peace. Merry goes and follows him on board.
Legolas sees him and screams," Row faster!" And Merry almost misses the boat.
" I want peace now! Get him off this boat!" Frodo yelled. Merry is immediately kicked off the boat and into the ocean. That got Merry kind of angry, he was still high, and he pulled out another Sharkie and threw it perfectly at Legolas' head. But before Legolas could do anything Merry dove under and went to shore.
Him and Pippin decide to go back to Gondor since everyone left, and there was nothing to do but be with Sam, and that was inconceivable. They go straight for the court of their old buddy Aragorn. As soon as they are taken to the throne room Merry has to go and embarrass them in front of Aragorn and Arwen.
"Sharkie is Almighty and will take over!" He yells. Pippin had been inching away and now walked to Aragorn and started telling him about the mondo Sharkie and Saruman in Hobbiton. Merry had gotten quiet and snuck behind his throne. In a bag he found a hand puppet, he had made on the way there, of a Sharkie and put it on. He softly said Sharkie over and over again near Aragorn and then suddenly it bites Aragorn's ear as he screams triumphantly "Sharkies have taken over!" Aragorn had been so surprised he had jumped out of his throne and Merry jumped in and he threw the remaining bag of Sharkies at all the guards.
The End!
"Don't you understand? He is very powerful and you mustn't laugh, it's disrespectful and you'll be punished." A very frightened Hobbit whispered. Sam and Frodo remembered Lorien but managed to get under control, Merry and Pippin couldn't and laughed themselves to tears. They looked at each other and bust out with two stuffed animal Sharkies and laugh even harder.
Both of them start chanting,"Sharkie! Sharkie! Sharkie!"
Merry went overboard and started to run around and around holding the sharkie above his head until he tripped on a root and falls on himself and while laughing, being high, and trying to say sharkie crawled over to the other Hobbits and said in a very wasted voice' Shaarrkieee…" His eyes are glazed over. They were very weirded out and walked over to Bag end.
Pippin decides that looks like fun and joins Merry in greeting Saruman when he comes out.
They smile at each other evilly and shove the Sharkies in his face hyperly yelling over and over "Sharkies!"
"That is a name of fear and it evokes respect!" The Sharkie tries in vain to argue.
Merry and Pippin just laugh and keep saying Sharkie until he runs away in fear of our stupidness. But Merry doesn't let him get away that easily and throws the MONDO SHARKIE at him and he falls off a cliff, the mondo sharkie was just a very fat Elf from Lorien (apparently there were fat Elves, this was news for Legolas too.)
Well 'Sharkie' was taken care of and Hobbiton was free so Frodo announces that he's going over the Sea with Gandalf and the Elves to live in peace. Merry goes and follows him on board.
Legolas sees him and screams," Row faster!" And Merry almost misses the boat.
" I want peace now! Get him off this boat!" Frodo yelled. Merry is immediately kicked off the boat and into the ocean. That got Merry kind of angry, he was still high, and he pulled out another Sharkie and threw it perfectly at Legolas' head. But before Legolas could do anything Merry dove under and went to shore.
Him and Pippin decide to go back to Gondor since everyone left, and there was nothing to do but be with Sam, and that was inconceivable. They go straight for the court of their old buddy Aragorn. As soon as they are taken to the throne room Merry has to go and embarrass them in front of Aragorn and Arwen.
"Sharkie is Almighty and will take over!" He yells. Pippin had been inching away and now walked to Aragorn and started telling him about the mondo Sharkie and Saruman in Hobbiton. Merry had gotten quiet and snuck behind his throne. In a bag he found a hand puppet, he had made on the way there, of a Sharkie and put it on. He softly said Sharkie over and over again near Aragorn and then suddenly it bites Aragorn's ear as he screams triumphantly "Sharkies have taken over!" Aragorn had been so surprised he had jumped out of his throne and Merry jumped in and he threw the remaining bag of Sharkies at all the guards.
The End!