Why hello! If you are reading this, than that is good.......very good. You
all know those "B/V FIC WITH A TWIST!" type of stories. Don't you want
revenge? I do. It's time for my parody on these get-together fics,
including G/CC, G/V, B/V, K/18, and other ones. What other ones? Who knows!
Enjoy this story, and I OWN NOTHING!
Bulma/Vegeta Get-Together 006 Style
***A regular day at Capsule Corporation. 9:00 A.M.***
"HEY VEGETA, WHY DON'T YOU STOP TRAINING AND GET IN HERE FOR SOME FOOD, HUH?" said Bulma in a harsh and angry voice. Bulma and Vegeta were having their usual morning argument. You see, Vegeta would get up, start training, and when Bulma called him in, he would come to her and start bowing and praising her of her magnificent beauty and intelligence.
"Yes, ma'am, coming m'lady, oh your wonderful princess-ness!" said Vegeta in a scared tone (you would know why if you read my other fic, Goku, Don't!). Angel Veggie didn't want to get his feelings hurt again by that evil witch Bulma, but he kept all this to himself.
For lunch, Bulma decided to make roast chicken, mashed potatoes, Caesar Salad, a cup of tea, 1 can of soda, 3 bags of chips, and a platter of chicken wings. Some popcorn, ribs, hot beef jerky, some desert of ice cream, brownies, cookies, and to top it all off, a bucket full of cherries on top of her head. Vegeta got a piece of toast, some butter, and a flimsy, cold, aged piece of beef.
During the meal, Vegeta decided he wanted some ketchup to spice up his chicken. Mouth hanging wide, as he was nervous Bulma would catch him, Vegeta quickly made a grab for the bottle of ketchup. Sweat started to smear Vegeta's face as the second he used to get the bottle passed in like 5 minutes. His palms were getting sweaty, his mouth becoming wider with excitement of getting some ketchup. He wondered why the moment was passing so slowly, and suddenly, some old guy with and his wife, Bubble's niece, appeared out of no where. "Come on Veggie, we are taking 5, give us a break!"
However, Bulma had also prepared some Spaghetti, and his mouth caught in the one Bulma was eating, and they met for their first kiss!
As soon as Vegeta kissed Bulma, he knew he had to make a get-together fic for fanfiction.net for him and Bulma. As soon as the shocking moment stopped, he rushed upstairs, and using a portal, came over to my computer and gave me some hints.
After that, he decided to take Bulma to a secret place. He blindfolded her, and then rushed her to his 'secret place'. A gigantic field on nothingness! And then, Veggie said "Bulma, I've always hated and despised you. Even though it would suck to be married to you, and that you are an evil witch with a plot to destroy the world, I have to ask you this question. Will you marry me?"
***Eerie Silence***
"And remember, no is quite a fine answer!" said Vegeta in a bold tone. "Oh yes, Vegeta, I will marry you!" said Bulma, almost crying from pure happiness.
"Crap, you could've said no, Bulma. BUT NO, YOU DECIDED TO RUIN MY LIFE FURTHER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
***Suddenly develops the plot of getting stronger than Goku***
"Yes, I will get stronger than Kakarot! Now that's a goal! Forget those stupid androids, I'll just have that blue-haired freak woman turn those androids off with these things I got off the Internet! HOW TO BUILD AND DEACTIVATE ANDROID 17 AND 18! PLUS, AS A SPECIAL BONUS, HOW TO DESTROY CELL! FREE GUIDE TO BECOMING SUPER SAIYAIN 2!
"That will work! I come up with the best ideas! Wait, oh crap, I have to finish this get-together fic!"
So, Vegeta takes Bulma home, conceives Trunks, sends me some tips on how to end this story, busts out a ring he got from a box of Lucky Charms, gives it to Bulma, claiming he and her are married, and starts to train!
Bulma decided to send an e-mail to the creators of ANDROID DEACTIVATED!, about how they encourage children to deactivate perfectly evil androids. And so, the company was sued, and Bulma decided to send Dr. Gero the plans, in case he wanted them as souvenirs or something like that.
And so, Bulma and Vegeta were married by a Lucky Charm's ring, and all was well. Vegeta decided that he wasn't going to be Bulma's slave anymore, removed his get-together fic from fanfiction.net, and blew Bulma not to the next dimension, but to MONGOLIA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What did you think of THAT? It was refreshing for me to write, mainly because I am tired of Bulma/Vegeta get-together fics, and I needed to have my revenge! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh yeah, next time, I will do a Gohan/Videl get-together fic, that is, if you don't give me a good suggestion for the next couple! Cya!
Bulma/Vegeta Get-Together 006 Style
***A regular day at Capsule Corporation. 9:00 A.M.***
"HEY VEGETA, WHY DON'T YOU STOP TRAINING AND GET IN HERE FOR SOME FOOD, HUH?" said Bulma in a harsh and angry voice. Bulma and Vegeta were having their usual morning argument. You see, Vegeta would get up, start training, and when Bulma called him in, he would come to her and start bowing and praising her of her magnificent beauty and intelligence.
"Yes, ma'am, coming m'lady, oh your wonderful princess-ness!" said Vegeta in a scared tone (you would know why if you read my other fic, Goku, Don't!). Angel Veggie didn't want to get his feelings hurt again by that evil witch Bulma, but he kept all this to himself.
For lunch, Bulma decided to make roast chicken, mashed potatoes, Caesar Salad, a cup of tea, 1 can of soda, 3 bags of chips, and a platter of chicken wings. Some popcorn, ribs, hot beef jerky, some desert of ice cream, brownies, cookies, and to top it all off, a bucket full of cherries on top of her head. Vegeta got a piece of toast, some butter, and a flimsy, cold, aged piece of beef.
During the meal, Vegeta decided he wanted some ketchup to spice up his chicken. Mouth hanging wide, as he was nervous Bulma would catch him, Vegeta quickly made a grab for the bottle of ketchup. Sweat started to smear Vegeta's face as the second he used to get the bottle passed in like 5 minutes. His palms were getting sweaty, his mouth becoming wider with excitement of getting some ketchup. He wondered why the moment was passing so slowly, and suddenly, some old guy with and his wife, Bubble's niece, appeared out of no where. "Come on Veggie, we are taking 5, give us a break!"
However, Bulma had also prepared some Spaghetti, and his mouth caught in the one Bulma was eating, and they met for their first kiss!
As soon as Vegeta kissed Bulma, he knew he had to make a get-together fic for fanfiction.net for him and Bulma. As soon as the shocking moment stopped, he rushed upstairs, and using a portal, came over to my computer and gave me some hints.
After that, he decided to take Bulma to a secret place. He blindfolded her, and then rushed her to his 'secret place'. A gigantic field on nothingness! And then, Veggie said "Bulma, I've always hated and despised you. Even though it would suck to be married to you, and that you are an evil witch with a plot to destroy the world, I have to ask you this question. Will you marry me?"
***Eerie Silence***
"And remember, no is quite a fine answer!" said Vegeta in a bold tone. "Oh yes, Vegeta, I will marry you!" said Bulma, almost crying from pure happiness.
"Crap, you could've said no, Bulma. BUT NO, YOU DECIDED TO RUIN MY LIFE FURTHER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
***Suddenly develops the plot of getting stronger than Goku***
"Yes, I will get stronger than Kakarot! Now that's a goal! Forget those stupid androids, I'll just have that blue-haired freak woman turn those androids off with these things I got off the Internet! HOW TO BUILD AND DEACTIVATE ANDROID 17 AND 18! PLUS, AS A SPECIAL BONUS, HOW TO DESTROY CELL! FREE GUIDE TO BECOMING SUPER SAIYAIN 2!
"That will work! I come up with the best ideas! Wait, oh crap, I have to finish this get-together fic!"
So, Vegeta takes Bulma home, conceives Trunks, sends me some tips on how to end this story, busts out a ring he got from a box of Lucky Charms, gives it to Bulma, claiming he and her are married, and starts to train!
Bulma decided to send an e-mail to the creators of ANDROID DEACTIVATED!, about how they encourage children to deactivate perfectly evil androids. And so, the company was sued, and Bulma decided to send Dr. Gero the plans, in case he wanted them as souvenirs or something like that.
And so, Bulma and Vegeta were married by a Lucky Charm's ring, and all was well. Vegeta decided that he wasn't going to be Bulma's slave anymore, removed his get-together fic from fanfiction.net, and blew Bulma not to the next dimension, but to MONGOLIA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What did you think of THAT? It was refreshing for me to write, mainly because I am tired of Bulma/Vegeta get-together fics, and I needed to have my revenge! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh yeah, next time, I will do a Gohan/Videl get-together fic, that is, if you don't give me a good suggestion for the next couple! Cya!