Hey all! I know I haven't updated in a while (make that a VERY LONG while),
but I got more interested in a new story I've started writing called The
Legendary Super Saiyan. It's about Goku, but he grows up on Frieza's ship,
except he has the same personality (and super strength) that he does on
Earth. It's quite funny actually, with a lot of fighting in it as well.
Anyway, it's time to do a G/CC! They are not as common as T/P's or B/V's,
but there are quite a few out there. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z.
"Hey, check it out, it's a cotton candy stand! Let's walk away." said Goku, tugging Chichi along with him. "COTTON CANDY BABY! FORGET YOU G-MAN!" yelled Chichi, laughing like a maniac while running towards the cotton candy sign. "MUAHAHAHAHAAHH!" chuckled Chichi evilly, kicking the stand owner out of commission and blasting everyone else away with a kamehameha.
"CHICHI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Goku, running forward, a blast charged in his hand. "NEVER!" yelled a muffled voice. It was Chichi's, and her mouth was full of cotton candy. "KAMEHAMEHA!" she said, laughing loudly, her screams echoing off the many buildings of the plaza. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Goku again, engulfed in the blue blast. And then….
Goku woke up. He had been having a nightmare about his last date with Chichi. She must have knocked out at least 20 security guards to take over that hot dog stand and declare herself dictator of all hot dogs, though Goku groggily, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. But it won't happen again, he assured himself, just as he had done the thousands of other times Chichi had gone mad and destroyed everyone for a "snack". Her snack was 50 hot dog stands worth of hot dogs, plus scaring the heck out of all the spectators, including him.
"Well, I'm sure it won't happen again. I mean, Chichi is such a nice- " he was cut off as Chichi bit into his arm. He had forgotten she had been sleeping just on the right side of the bed, while he was on the right. "OH YEAH! CHICKEN! ALL THE WAY!" she shouted while biting down hard on his arm.
"ACKKKKKK! LET GO CHICHI!" he yelled, bring his arm down so it would hit her head dead on. But it was blocked, and sent straight back to his face. "I GET ALL THE CHICKEN I WANT BOZO! GET A LIFE!" she screamed, powering up an energy blast to slice Goku's arm off.
"Okay Chichi, I'm sorry about this, but KAMEHAME-" he cut off, when Chichi blasting his head, sending him flying out the window. "COME BACK HERE DINNER!" she yelled jumping out to get him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted, running as fast as he could, leaving a large dust trail behind. For good measures, he kept firing hundreds of blasts backward, hoping to at least hit his "love" at least once.
"OH NO, NOT HAPPENING!" was the voice he heard as Chichi suddenly came into his field of vision. And she was gaining on him! Okay, Goku thought, if you're "love" is chasing you down because she thinks you're dinner, what do you do? He thought back to that one book his therapist had recommended, HOW TO NOT BECOME ON YOUR LOVE'S MENU, trying to find a line that might help him.
And he found it! GET YOUR LOVE DRUNK, AND THEN BEAT THE HECK OUT OF THEM UNTIL THEIR BRAIN IS EDITED. Yes, Goku thought, I'll do that! Now, to find a beer bottle…. "HERE'S ONE! IT WAS IN MY HAIR THE WHOLE TIME!" he exclaimed, holding up the bottle in triumph.
Without wasting time, he opened up the cap and started to blow air into the bottle, pressurizing the alcoholic drink. "Okay, you asked for it Chichi! HAVE IT!" he yelled, letting his finger go. The liquid flew out, like a gun of water.
"ACKKKKKKKK! GOKU WHAT IS THIS! WAIT, I'M DRUNK NOW! TIME TO BECOME UNCONSCIOUS AND HAVE A HANGOVER TOMORROW! YAY!" she screamed, falling down to the ground.
Goku came back, and kicked her head, but then held it so it didn't turn. Thus, her brain was rotated but her head wasn't! Yeah, Goku thought, this is definitely gonna work…
*** The next morning… ***
"Chichi?" asked a worried Goku, thinking he might have hit hear too hard. "GOKU! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT THIS INSTANCE! OUR SON WILL BE A SCHOLAR! GOT IT! GOOD!" she yelled, getting up and somehow transforming into the clothes you see her wear in Dragonball Z.
"Um, okay?" said Goku, scratching the back of his head. "MOVE IT MISTER! NOW NOW NOW! WE HAVE A SON TO CONCIEVE! COME ON YOU FOOL! THS SCHEDULE IS LAYED OUT! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!" she shouted, getting a whistle out of now where and blowing it constantly.
"Okay…" said Goku, knowing he had just screwed himself even more…
Did you like it? Of course you did…. LOL! This idea came into my head when I read a lot of fics where Chichi/Bulma/Android 18 remarked how much Saiyans ate. Well, I'm sure Chichi is capable of being an eating machine, right? Of course I'm right… LOL (is it me or do I repeat myself a lot?)! Give me suggestions on which couple to do next! Goodbye until next time!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z.
"Hey, check it out, it's a cotton candy stand! Let's walk away." said Goku, tugging Chichi along with him. "COTTON CANDY BABY! FORGET YOU G-MAN!" yelled Chichi, laughing like a maniac while running towards the cotton candy sign. "MUAHAHAHAHAAHH!" chuckled Chichi evilly, kicking the stand owner out of commission and blasting everyone else away with a kamehameha.
"CHICHI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Goku, running forward, a blast charged in his hand. "NEVER!" yelled a muffled voice. It was Chichi's, and her mouth was full of cotton candy. "KAMEHAMEHA!" she said, laughing loudly, her screams echoing off the many buildings of the plaza. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Goku again, engulfed in the blue blast. And then….
Goku woke up. He had been having a nightmare about his last date with Chichi. She must have knocked out at least 20 security guards to take over that hot dog stand and declare herself dictator of all hot dogs, though Goku groggily, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. But it won't happen again, he assured himself, just as he had done the thousands of other times Chichi had gone mad and destroyed everyone for a "snack". Her snack was 50 hot dog stands worth of hot dogs, plus scaring the heck out of all the spectators, including him.
"Well, I'm sure it won't happen again. I mean, Chichi is such a nice- " he was cut off as Chichi bit into his arm. He had forgotten she had been sleeping just on the right side of the bed, while he was on the right. "OH YEAH! CHICKEN! ALL THE WAY!" she shouted while biting down hard on his arm.
"ACKKKKKK! LET GO CHICHI!" he yelled, bring his arm down so it would hit her head dead on. But it was blocked, and sent straight back to his face. "I GET ALL THE CHICKEN I WANT BOZO! GET A LIFE!" she screamed, powering up an energy blast to slice Goku's arm off.
"Okay Chichi, I'm sorry about this, but KAMEHAME-" he cut off, when Chichi blasting his head, sending him flying out the window. "COME BACK HERE DINNER!" she yelled jumping out to get him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted, running as fast as he could, leaving a large dust trail behind. For good measures, he kept firing hundreds of blasts backward, hoping to at least hit his "love" at least once.
"OH NO, NOT HAPPENING!" was the voice he heard as Chichi suddenly came into his field of vision. And she was gaining on him! Okay, Goku thought, if you're "love" is chasing you down because she thinks you're dinner, what do you do? He thought back to that one book his therapist had recommended, HOW TO NOT BECOME ON YOUR LOVE'S MENU, trying to find a line that might help him.
And he found it! GET YOUR LOVE DRUNK, AND THEN BEAT THE HECK OUT OF THEM UNTIL THEIR BRAIN IS EDITED. Yes, Goku thought, I'll do that! Now, to find a beer bottle…. "HERE'S ONE! IT WAS IN MY HAIR THE WHOLE TIME!" he exclaimed, holding up the bottle in triumph.
Without wasting time, he opened up the cap and started to blow air into the bottle, pressurizing the alcoholic drink. "Okay, you asked for it Chichi! HAVE IT!" he yelled, letting his finger go. The liquid flew out, like a gun of water.
"ACKKKKKKKK! GOKU WHAT IS THIS! WAIT, I'M DRUNK NOW! TIME TO BECOME UNCONSCIOUS AND HAVE A HANGOVER TOMORROW! YAY!" she screamed, falling down to the ground.
Goku came back, and kicked her head, but then held it so it didn't turn. Thus, her brain was rotated but her head wasn't! Yeah, Goku thought, this is definitely gonna work…
*** The next morning… ***
"Chichi?" asked a worried Goku, thinking he might have hit hear too hard. "GOKU! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT THIS INSTANCE! OUR SON WILL BE A SCHOLAR! GOT IT! GOOD!" she yelled, getting up and somehow transforming into the clothes you see her wear in Dragonball Z.
"Um, okay?" said Goku, scratching the back of his head. "MOVE IT MISTER! NOW NOW NOW! WE HAVE A SON TO CONCIEVE! COME ON YOU FOOL! THS SCHEDULE IS LAYED OUT! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!" she shouted, getting a whistle out of now where and blowing it constantly.
"Okay…" said Goku, knowing he had just screwed himself even more…
Did you like it? Of course you did…. LOL! This idea came into my head when I read a lot of fics where Chichi/Bulma/Android 18 remarked how much Saiyans ate. Well, I'm sure Chichi is capable of being an eating machine, right? Of course I'm right… LOL (is it me or do I repeat myself a lot?)! Give me suggestions on which couple to do next! Goodbye until next time!