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Sailormoon or Gundam Wing but the plot is ours.
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Fifteen minutes before the earliest Manguanacs were up downstairs; two Duos and Millardo were hundled together.
"This is going to be the best prank ever," exclaimed Duo.
"Remember Duo, we can't be seen at the same time in the same room or our joke is blow."
"Yea Yea I'll remember Usagi especially with your telepathy working for us. I mean we can't fail with the that little power of yours."
"Just don't get caught because I won't help you get out of it."stated Millardo.
''But Millmill this was your idea. Besides you don't want Wu-man to kill me when he finds out that Pilot 02 is actully a ''weak onna.'' Usagi whined.
"Even Wufie knows better than calling you a weak onna. And if he tried to hurt you he would have to go through me first." A very annoyed Millardo.
"But Mill-man they don't even know me I'm a stranger to them and they would have even less of a problem killing me," Duo whined worse than Usagi
"Hush they're coming down now and remember what I said Duo." With that the real Duo left.
At breakfast Duo1 finished his food and took the dishes into the kitchen. Dou2 came in the opposite door and ate another breakfast.
Trowa went to the library to get a book. The book was called Magic Kingdom for Sale, Sold by Terry Brooks. (K: That is one of my favorite books.)
He then went to to a den. (LR: I think that it was #43.) When he got there he saw Duo1 flipping through the channels. When Duo1 saw him he turned off the television and walked out the side door. Five minutes later Everyone else icluding Duo2.
"Didn't you just leave Duo?" Asked a confused Trowa.
"No, he was with us eating his second breakfast." Heero said.
"But when I left breakfast I stopped by the library and got a book ::holds up his book:: and came in here. I saw Duo channel surffing. When I came in he turned off the tv and left. Five minutes later all of you came in."
"Suuuure Trowa if you say so." Noin said in a voice that one would use with a crazy person. "Anyway Millardo will you come with me to the gardens." Noin drags away Millardo. My wife is going to kill me.
Two hours later everyone and Duo2 was watching a movie when Heero seen Duo walk by the door in the hall. He looked from Duo2 to the door and back again until everyone was stareing at him.
"Ummm, Heero are you alright darling?" Relena asked.
"I just saw Duo walking by the door." Heero.
"Heeero I think that you are going crazy along with Trowa." Quatre said the last part through clenched teeth. He had been getting the same kind of reports from the Mangranacs.
Three hours later everyone was in the heart of the garden maze when Wufie was listening to the others conversation while he hoped that Duo would stay longer in the maze when he glances at the doory thingy you know the arch made up of plants. When he seen two Duos cross paths in front of the arch.
"TWO BRAIDED BAKAS!!!!" Wufie shreeked and then fainted.
"It seems that Wufie also contracted the dreaded Duo Disease." Noin sighed.
::Groan::"I just had the WORST dream ever." Wufie had woken up.
"Really what was it?" questioned Relena.
"I saw TWO braided bakas, at the same time which is not possible I hope it was just a bad dream well nightmare is more like it."
"Well Wufei just before you fainted you shouted 'two braided bakas' and collasped, so I'm assuming that you also had a double Duo sighting like several Manguancs, Heero, and Trowa." Quatre explained. I wonder whats going on it is really getting annoying with EVERYBODY seeing two duos
"Wufei you have contracted what I like to call the Duo Disease. Meaning seeing two Duos at once which is physically immpossible."
"Onna are you calling me a liar!"
"No Wufei just you are halucinating I think Duo put a halucinogen in our food that one day but it took a while to kick in," Noin stated very simply.
"Yea sure, lets go inside," Relena doubted what Noin had said.
Everyone then went back inside to do what they wanted. Which in Relena's case just happened to be find somewhere quiet and read her romance novel. She eventually wandered into the library and she decided to stay because no one ever came in there. Or so she thought because it seems that Duo had a similar idea and was also in there. Relena turned to leave but was stopped by the sight of a braid whipping around the corner toward her. She whipped around and looked back into thelibray and saw nothing like no one had every been in there. She turned arround to see Duo walking in the hall in front of her.
"DUO! why were you in the library?" She asked.
"Are you kidding. I HATE books why would I be in the library?" Duo2 asked.
Relena watched him almost skip down the hall. She then shook her head to clear it. She whipped her head arround. At the corner of her eye she thought that she seen- She did there running around the bookcase was DUO! She blinked and he was gone.She than ran through the halls like the manic she was. She found Noin flirting with Millardo. As Noin later found out it was a very very bad thing that Duo2 decided to follow Relena.
Hey, Usagi Noin is flirting with your husban. Dou2 sent to Usagi in a sing-song vioce err thought.
WWHHAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!
OY, my head Sagi not so loud! (Just os you know I left out the U on purpose. Sagi is her nickname by him.)
"Mill-man Number 1 isn't very happy with you just now. So you better watch out!" Dou said in a voice that was to sweet.
"O.k. Thanks for the warning Duo." Millmill replied. Duo then left.
"Noin I seen two Duos at the library! When I was leaving I seen a braid out the corner of my eye but when I turned arround there was nothing there! I went to leave and he was in front of me. He said that he was not in the library. I watched him go down the hall. I shook my head. I looked in the library again because I seen something and there was Duo running around the bookcase!!"
"I do not know what is going on but I will find out. Now go have fun Miss. Relena.'' Noin said in a very respectable voice.
A hour and a half later Quatre was in the music room practicing his voilen when Duo came in and started to pester him.
"Leave me alone Duo! (Lr: OH! MY GOSH. Quatre yelled at someone and was not polite.) Can you not see that I am trying to play a musical insterment here." Quatre said clearly annoyed.
"O.k. O.k. You don't have to yell Q-men I'm leaving."
A few seconds latter he heard Duo yelling and running from Wufei. He was out in the yard four stories down. There was no way that Duo could have gotten out side that fast.
"I think that I just contracted the dreaded Duo Disease. Better not tell anyone because I am suppose to be the sane one." He then walks out the door.
Noin was flirted with Millardo again.
''Lt. Noin leave me alone and thats a direct order. I am married."
"How could you get married and not tell me! She's not here is she? So whats a liitle fun. It's not like you are doing any thing wrong. I just want to go out to eat or something. It will be a busniss trip since I want to talk about a new enemy."
"Thats just an excuse and you know it."
Duo1 was listening outside the door. "At least I know that you are faitful to you wife Millmill."
Millardo winces and says hi to Duo.
"Hey Noin you are not being very nice. Leave Millardo alone. I have ment his wife and she tends to jealous when other women are flirting with her husband. It is a veeerry bad thing to get her mad." Duo1 said in a voice that sent shivers down her back.'' Millardo also got a little creeped out.
Duo then turned around and left. Almost imnedinatly she saw Duo washing the windows outside five stories up and grinning at them.Millardo just left.
"OH NO HE GOT ME TO!!! I thing I just contracted the dreaded Duo Disease!" She then runned around the mansion screamng like a manic.
Everyone was at dinner five minutes before Duo. Then they senn ADuo come through the doors on either side of the room. Everyone with the exception of Millmill just stared at them.
"I'M STILL IN MY NIGHTMARE!!!!!" Wufei yelled verrrry loudly.
"Sorry you are awake." Both Duos said at the same time. They then set down and started to eat. They did eevveerryytthhiinngg at the same time. The Mangranacs were abgout to shoot. But they didn't know how who.
After dinner which nobody ate except the two Duos and Millardo. who was in on the joke, one of the Duos went upstairs followed by several Mangranacs. An hour later a very pritty girl came down followed by the dazed Mangranacs.
Amond said, "This girl is the Duo that we followed."
"WHAT a weak onna was playing at being a Gundam Pilot!!!!!!!'' Wufei.
"Even though I born as Duo Maxwell this "weak onna'' is the Duo that all of you know." The real Duo said.
"Every one meet my wife. She is the one that treatened you Noin." Millmill said very calmly.
"What!! SHE is your wife?! How can you tell them apart?" Noin shot at him.
"Because I know my wife." Millardo said in a voice that you would use with a 2 year old.
"Plus you were the mastermind with this joke. I'm tired night all.'' Usagi went to bed.
"I am bushed good night." Duo went to bed.
"Her name is Usagi. Night." Millardo said in a rush and left before anyone could kill him. Everyone else followed suite.
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Folks thats it. If we write a sequal, Millardo and the Pilots will get to meat Daddy Dearest. Review us and tell us if we should.
:: :: means action in a diologe
.... means thoughts
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Fifteen minutes before the earliest Manguanacs were up downstairs; two Duos and Millardo were hundled together.
"This is going to be the best prank ever," exclaimed Duo.
"Remember Duo, we can't be seen at the same time in the same room or our joke is blow."
"Yea Yea I'll remember Usagi especially with your telepathy working for us. I mean we can't fail with the that little power of yours."
"Just don't get caught because I won't help you get out of it."stated Millardo.
''But Millmill this was your idea. Besides you don't want Wu-man to kill me when he finds out that Pilot 02 is actully a ''weak onna.'' Usagi whined.
"Even Wufie knows better than calling you a weak onna. And if he tried to hurt you he would have to go through me first." A very annoyed Millardo.
"But Mill-man they don't even know me I'm a stranger to them and they would have even less of a problem killing me," Duo whined worse than Usagi
"Hush they're coming down now and remember what I said Duo." With that the real Duo left.
At breakfast Duo1 finished his food and took the dishes into the kitchen. Dou2 came in the opposite door and ate another breakfast.
Trowa went to the library to get a book. The book was called Magic Kingdom for Sale, Sold by Terry Brooks. (K: That is one of my favorite books.)
He then went to to a den. (LR: I think that it was #43.) When he got there he saw Duo1 flipping through the channels. When Duo1 saw him he turned off the television and walked out the side door. Five minutes later Everyone else icluding Duo2.
"Didn't you just leave Duo?" Asked a confused Trowa.
"No, he was with us eating his second breakfast." Heero said.
"But when I left breakfast I stopped by the library and got a book ::holds up his book:: and came in here. I saw Duo channel surffing. When I came in he turned off the tv and left. Five minutes later all of you came in."
"Suuuure Trowa if you say so." Noin said in a voice that one would use with a crazy person. "Anyway Millardo will you come with me to the gardens." Noin drags away Millardo. My wife is going to kill me.
Two hours later everyone and Duo2 was watching a movie when Heero seen Duo walk by the door in the hall. He looked from Duo2 to the door and back again until everyone was stareing at him.
"Ummm, Heero are you alright darling?" Relena asked.
"I just saw Duo walking by the door." Heero.
"Heeero I think that you are going crazy along with Trowa." Quatre said the last part through clenched teeth. He had been getting the same kind of reports from the Mangranacs.
Three hours later everyone was in the heart of the garden maze when Wufie was listening to the others conversation while he hoped that Duo would stay longer in the maze when he glances at the doory thingy you know the arch made up of plants. When he seen two Duos cross paths in front of the arch.
"TWO BRAIDED BAKAS!!!!" Wufie shreeked and then fainted.
"It seems that Wufie also contracted the dreaded Duo Disease." Noin sighed.
::Groan::"I just had the WORST dream ever." Wufie had woken up.
"Really what was it?" questioned Relena.
"I saw TWO braided bakas, at the same time which is not possible I hope it was just a bad dream well nightmare is more like it."
"Well Wufei just before you fainted you shouted 'two braided bakas' and collasped, so I'm assuming that you also had a double Duo sighting like several Manguancs, Heero, and Trowa." Quatre explained. I wonder whats going on it is really getting annoying with EVERYBODY seeing two duos
"Wufei you have contracted what I like to call the Duo Disease. Meaning seeing two Duos at once which is physically immpossible."
"Onna are you calling me a liar!"
"No Wufei just you are halucinating I think Duo put a halucinogen in our food that one day but it took a while to kick in," Noin stated very simply.
"Yea sure, lets go inside," Relena doubted what Noin had said.
Everyone then went back inside to do what they wanted. Which in Relena's case just happened to be find somewhere quiet and read her romance novel. She eventually wandered into the library and she decided to stay because no one ever came in there. Or so she thought because it seems that Duo had a similar idea and was also in there. Relena turned to leave but was stopped by the sight of a braid whipping around the corner toward her. She whipped around and looked back into thelibray and saw nothing like no one had every been in there. She turned arround to see Duo walking in the hall in front of her.
"DUO! why were you in the library?" She asked.
"Are you kidding. I HATE books why would I be in the library?" Duo2 asked.
Relena watched him almost skip down the hall. She then shook her head to clear it. She whipped her head arround. At the corner of her eye she thought that she seen- She did there running around the bookcase was DUO! She blinked and he was gone.She than ran through the halls like the manic she was. She found Noin flirting with Millardo. As Noin later found out it was a very very bad thing that Duo2 decided to follow Relena.
Hey, Usagi Noin is flirting with your husban. Dou2 sent to Usagi in a sing-song vioce err thought.
WWHHAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!
OY, my head Sagi not so loud! (Just os you know I left out the U on purpose. Sagi is her nickname by him.)
"Mill-man Number 1 isn't very happy with you just now. So you better watch out!" Dou said in a voice that was to sweet.
"O.k. Thanks for the warning Duo." Millmill replied. Duo then left.
"Noin I seen two Duos at the library! When I was leaving I seen a braid out the corner of my eye but when I turned arround there was nothing there! I went to leave and he was in front of me. He said that he was not in the library. I watched him go down the hall. I shook my head. I looked in the library again because I seen something and there was Duo running around the bookcase!!"
"I do not know what is going on but I will find out. Now go have fun Miss. Relena.'' Noin said in a very respectable voice.
A hour and a half later Quatre was in the music room practicing his voilen when Duo came in and started to pester him.
"Leave me alone Duo! (Lr: OH! MY GOSH. Quatre yelled at someone and was not polite.) Can you not see that I am trying to play a musical insterment here." Quatre said clearly annoyed.
"O.k. O.k. You don't have to yell Q-men I'm leaving."
A few seconds latter he heard Duo yelling and running from Wufei. He was out in the yard four stories down. There was no way that Duo could have gotten out side that fast.
"I think that I just contracted the dreaded Duo Disease. Better not tell anyone because I am suppose to be the sane one." He then walks out the door.
Noin was flirted with Millardo again.
''Lt. Noin leave me alone and thats a direct order. I am married."
"How could you get married and not tell me! She's not here is she? So whats a liitle fun. It's not like you are doing any thing wrong. I just want to go out to eat or something. It will be a busniss trip since I want to talk about a new enemy."
"Thats just an excuse and you know it."
Duo1 was listening outside the door. "At least I know that you are faitful to you wife Millmill."
Millardo winces and says hi to Duo.
"Hey Noin you are not being very nice. Leave Millardo alone. I have ment his wife and she tends to jealous when other women are flirting with her husband. It is a veeerry bad thing to get her mad." Duo1 said in a voice that sent shivers down her back.'' Millardo also got a little creeped out.
Duo then turned around and left. Almost imnedinatly she saw Duo washing the windows outside five stories up and grinning at them.Millardo just left.
"OH NO HE GOT ME TO!!! I thing I just contracted the dreaded Duo Disease!" She then runned around the mansion screamng like a manic.
Everyone was at dinner five minutes before Duo. Then they senn ADuo come through the doors on either side of the room. Everyone with the exception of Millmill just stared at them.
"I'M STILL IN MY NIGHTMARE!!!!!" Wufei yelled verrrry loudly.
"Sorry you are awake." Both Duos said at the same time. They then set down and started to eat. They did eevveerryytthhiinngg at the same time. The Mangranacs were abgout to shoot. But they didn't know how who.
After dinner which nobody ate except the two Duos and Millardo. who was in on the joke, one of the Duos went upstairs followed by several Mangranacs. An hour later a very pritty girl came down followed by the dazed Mangranacs.
Amond said, "This girl is the Duo that we followed."
"WHAT a weak onna was playing at being a Gundam Pilot!!!!!!!'' Wufei.
"Even though I born as Duo Maxwell this "weak onna'' is the Duo that all of you know." The real Duo said.
"Every one meet my wife. She is the one that treatened you Noin." Millmill said very calmly.
"What!! SHE is your wife?! How can you tell them apart?" Noin shot at him.
"Because I know my wife." Millardo said in a voice that you would use with a 2 year old.
"Plus you were the mastermind with this joke. I'm tired night all.'' Usagi went to bed.
"I am bushed good night." Duo went to bed.
"Her name is Usagi. Night." Millardo said in a rush and left before anyone could kill him. Everyone else followed suite.
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Folks thats it. If we write a sequal, Millardo and the Pilots will get to meat Daddy Dearest. Review us and tell us if we should.