Why hello again! Unfortunately, no one reviewed in the time I gave them,
but that 1st one is going to keep me going on and on for a few chapters.
Anyway, today I am going to do a Krillin/18 get-together fic! Of course,
it's a parody, but that's okay! Enjoy my story, and I OWN NOTHING! Oh yeah,
let me tell you, "talk" means talking, :thinking: means thinking, and 'is
like making something bold'. If you say "Sure I'll play with you,
meathead", then it's just a regular statement. If you say "Sure, I'll play
with you, 'meathead'. Then you're stating sarcasm, anger, etc. etc. Now,
ENJOY!
*** Right after 18 flies off from Dende's lookout, and Goku rejected being wished back***
Krillin's POV
: Oh, I wish she wouldn't have flown off! Hell, at least this makes Goku's TV Show more exciting, I mean, to think, such a DRAMATIC way to end the Cell saga! : It was indeed after Cell was defeated, and 18 had flown away from Dende's lookout. Although this changed things a bit, it did add some spice to Goku's TV Show, as the way 18 and Krillin got together would be filled with much more 'angst', as Krillin put it.
"Hey guys, um, I guess I'm sad because 18 left! HEHEHEHEHE! Oh well, this won't effect my paycheck for Goku's Show AT ALL, no way!"
18's POV
"That cueball better get something out of this, AND HE BETTER SPLIT IT WITH ME, he doesn't know how hard I worked to think up such a money- grabbing plan! Hah! He had no idea." Yes, 18 was the usual money-hungry being that she was. She did think that the Cell prop was a little fake, but being sucked up into Cell's being gave her a 3-week vacation from filming. : Life was bliss then, but I have to fill this crappy story of how Krillin and I get together with more angst, otherwise I won't get that 100,000 dollar bonus. : And with that, she flew off.
Krillin's POV
: Yes, YES, I have a plan for incredible angst, drama, humor, and even boring dialogue! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! : And so, Krillin had a plan. Would it work? Let's see what 18 is thinking about.........
18's POV
"Yes, that will work, mmmmmmmmmm, I am a genius! Yes, even Bulma agreed to help me with this if I gave her 5,000 dollars off my bonus. Not a bad deal, as this might up my bonus to 200, 000!" 18 also had a plan. Will their plans cancel each other out? Let's see what happens.........
Author's POV
And the scene was set. Krillin had called 18 over to a deserted island for a 'surprise'. 18 had called at the same time, saying to come to that same island. They both got busy signals. So, they flew to each other's houses. After crashing into each other, they told the other about their 'secret meeting', and flew off.
No One's POV
"Hey 18, come over here, I have a surprise for you!" said Krillin in a very conspicuously high-pitched tone. "Oh, well, I set my surprise next to yours! Why don't we take off the covers of both simultaneously!" said 18 in a slightly high-pitched voice, but not as weird as Krillin's.
"Okay, 1, 2, 3!" they said at once, and pulled of the black covers in unison.
And that is where the plan failed. You see, both had the plan of injuring the other badly, and then they would go over, in a sad and sorrowful voice, say how they went insane for a moment and they were sorry. Then, the 'couple' would live happily ever after, with a load of cash from the director, 006, who actually five them NOTHING. All he gave them was a log painted green in the shape of a dollar bill, which only tricked Goku.
And so it happened. Krillin had several rocket launchers, a few grenades, 100 pistols, 15 machine guns, and a landmine placed on remote detonator for 18. 18 had the same, except with a flashbang in it, to make the situation more dramatic.
Krillin and 18 were both blown away. The director came over, slapped them both on the face, and put a ring on both of their ring fingers. He proclaimed they were married (even though he doesn't and won't have a job for many years), and stalked off, hoping to clear up the Goten/Bra incident that was happening on stage 3.
So, Krillin and 18 lived happily ever after, though 18 had to squeeze all of Hercule's pay out of him at the 'World Martial Arts Tournament'. The couple never got their bonus, and Bulma had to sue 18 for the 5, 000 dollars she deserved for helping 18 with her plans.
What did you think? I had read a story of 18 trying to squeeze all the money she could out of Trunks by marrying Marron to him. Fortunately, the story wasn't finished and I came up with the ending of Marron and 18 detonating, and Trunks marrying a girl like Videl, except his age. But, I took that story, and kept twisting it until it made a new story, which I came up with.
*** Right after 18 flies off from Dende's lookout, and Goku rejected being wished back***
Krillin's POV
: Oh, I wish she wouldn't have flown off! Hell, at least this makes Goku's TV Show more exciting, I mean, to think, such a DRAMATIC way to end the Cell saga! : It was indeed after Cell was defeated, and 18 had flown away from Dende's lookout. Although this changed things a bit, it did add some spice to Goku's TV Show, as the way 18 and Krillin got together would be filled with much more 'angst', as Krillin put it.
"Hey guys, um, I guess I'm sad because 18 left! HEHEHEHEHE! Oh well, this won't effect my paycheck for Goku's Show AT ALL, no way!"
18's POV
"That cueball better get something out of this, AND HE BETTER SPLIT IT WITH ME, he doesn't know how hard I worked to think up such a money- grabbing plan! Hah! He had no idea." Yes, 18 was the usual money-hungry being that she was. She did think that the Cell prop was a little fake, but being sucked up into Cell's being gave her a 3-week vacation from filming. : Life was bliss then, but I have to fill this crappy story of how Krillin and I get together with more angst, otherwise I won't get that 100,000 dollar bonus. : And with that, she flew off.
Krillin's POV
: Yes, YES, I have a plan for incredible angst, drama, humor, and even boring dialogue! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! : And so, Krillin had a plan. Would it work? Let's see what 18 is thinking about.........
18's POV
"Yes, that will work, mmmmmmmmmm, I am a genius! Yes, even Bulma agreed to help me with this if I gave her 5,000 dollars off my bonus. Not a bad deal, as this might up my bonus to 200, 000!" 18 also had a plan. Will their plans cancel each other out? Let's see what happens.........
Author's POV
And the scene was set. Krillin had called 18 over to a deserted island for a 'surprise'. 18 had called at the same time, saying to come to that same island. They both got busy signals. So, they flew to each other's houses. After crashing into each other, they told the other about their 'secret meeting', and flew off.
No One's POV
"Hey 18, come over here, I have a surprise for you!" said Krillin in a very conspicuously high-pitched tone. "Oh, well, I set my surprise next to yours! Why don't we take off the covers of both simultaneously!" said 18 in a slightly high-pitched voice, but not as weird as Krillin's.
"Okay, 1, 2, 3!" they said at once, and pulled of the black covers in unison.
And that is where the plan failed. You see, both had the plan of injuring the other badly, and then they would go over, in a sad and sorrowful voice, say how they went insane for a moment and they were sorry. Then, the 'couple' would live happily ever after, with a load of cash from the director, 006, who actually five them NOTHING. All he gave them was a log painted green in the shape of a dollar bill, which only tricked Goku.
And so it happened. Krillin had several rocket launchers, a few grenades, 100 pistols, 15 machine guns, and a landmine placed on remote detonator for 18. 18 had the same, except with a flashbang in it, to make the situation more dramatic.
Krillin and 18 were both blown away. The director came over, slapped them both on the face, and put a ring on both of their ring fingers. He proclaimed they were married (even though he doesn't and won't have a job for many years), and stalked off, hoping to clear up the Goten/Bra incident that was happening on stage 3.
So, Krillin and 18 lived happily ever after, though 18 had to squeeze all of Hercule's pay out of him at the 'World Martial Arts Tournament'. The couple never got their bonus, and Bulma had to sue 18 for the 5, 000 dollars she deserved for helping 18 with her plans.
What did you think? I had read a story of 18 trying to squeeze all the money she could out of Trunks by marrying Marron to him. Fortunately, the story wasn't finished and I came up with the ending of Marron and 18 detonating, and Trunks marrying a girl like Videl, except his age. But, I took that story, and kept twisting it until it made a new story, which I came up with.