Um, well, hello again! I haven't updates this fic in a while, so I decided
to do it today! This is a Goten/Bra fic; there will be no incident, if I
can help it. Though I am only the Einstein part; alas, my 006 side has
gotten very crazy these days. No, stop it, you're not directing another
episode, DARN IT! Great, he is in control now. Fear him! Enjoy, and I OWN
NOTHING! Yes, and :thinking: means thinking.
It was a frightfully sunny day. Bra had just gotten out of classes, and was wandering around the streets of Orange Star City aimlessly. : I can't believe my parents! I'm 17, and they won't let me date! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! They're so paranoid, why can't they just trust SOMEONE! I mean that guy who looked kind of insane WAS NOT! : Bra was not in a good mood today.
"LIKE I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT FAN FIC BOY. YOU BETTER RUN FAST OR I'LL KILL YOU!" said Bra angrily to.....um......me. "Well, I CAN JUST DELETE THE STORY MISSY, SO SHUT UP AND MOVE ALONG WITH THE SCRIPT!" said I back to the screen. Wait, I am talking to an imaginary character as an imaginary character in my own fic.
*** Goes to a therapist ***
"And I'm back! Let's continue the fic!" I say, proudly continuing my typing.
*** Back to the story ***
Just then, Bra sees Goten walking around the streets, wandering around aimlessly, thinking about.......... Jell-O. : Ahhhhhhhhh, I love you my wonderful red blob, I do, I do! : thought Goten. : I bet my parents will trust GOTEN : thought Bra.
"Hey Goten, doyouwannagooutwithme" said Bra, quickly saying the last part. "Well, you see, I am kind of busy with Jell-O here. She and I have some plans for Saturday, but she says I'm allowed to eat her on Sunday, so- " "SHUT UP GOTEN! I WISHED YOU TO BE 2 DAYS YOUNGER SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH ME! AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO JUST THAT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SUPER SAIYAIN!" cried Bra, going SSJ. She accidentally blew Gohan to the 78th dimension.
*** After Goten is wished back by a very angry Chichi ***
"GIRL, WHY DID YOU WISH THAT BRAT BACK? HE SUCKS WITH A PASSION!" yelled Chichi, absolutely TRYING to destroy Bra's ear drums. You see, after a freak accident (seeing a real, LIVE, squirrel), Chichi became evil, She had already killed Vegeta 3 times, and Bulma was next on her hit list. However, Goten had already been taken care of 5 times, so Chichi was extremely angry. Suddenly, Goten popped up where the eternal dragon was........standing.
"I'm sorry I killed you Goten, BUT YOU ARE MARRYING ME RIGHT NOW!" yelled Bra. "Don't worry about dying, I got used to it after the 4th time my mom killed me. But I'm not going to marry you. Me and Jell-O had a serious discussion, and I have decided to marry her. After that, it will be our first time........ with me eating her!" said Goten a little too enthusiastically. "WHAT, MY GOTEN STILL HASN'T EATEN THAT JELL-O CRAP! COME ON, YOU'RE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE, SOMEONE WHO IS NAMED AFTER CLOTHING....... YOUR TRAINING SHIRT! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!" said Chichi, and then passed out. Gohan decided to blow her to the 156th dimension, where they had lots of cute rabbits and deer and poetic songs about peace. In Chichi's point of view: hell.
*** At Goten and Jell-O's wedding ***
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Goten wailed, sitting down and sobbing into the only thing he could find; a block of uranium. "What's wrong Goten" said Gohan, no sympathy or a hint of concern in his voice. "SHE LEFT ME! JELL-O LEFT ME!" cried Goten, starting to sob into his other item; an acorn. "Aw, that sucks Goten. Cya, wouldn't wanna be ya!" said Gohan, running off to play tag with his friend, rabbit. Bra came over, and knew the problem immediately from Goten cherry cheeks; he had eaten too much of Jell-O. "I feel sorry for you Goten. Oh yeah, we're married. I got us married a while back. I just used an enlarged photo of you. Okay? Good. Oh yeah, we have a kid now, plus an apartment, oh yeah, you have a job too. Cya!" said Bra. Goten's brain could only process one word every 30 seconds, so it took him a while to register what Bra had said. "YEAH! I'M A DAD!"
And Goten and Bra lived happily ever after. However, the stupid cameraman didn't notice that his camera wasn't recording, and they had to do the WHOLE TAKE all over again.
Funny, wasn't it! I hope you liked it. Next time, I'll do another couple. Oh yeah, of course I will. Goodbye, till next time, and PLEASE REVIEW!
It was a frightfully sunny day. Bra had just gotten out of classes, and was wandering around the streets of Orange Star City aimlessly. : I can't believe my parents! I'm 17, and they won't let me date! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! They're so paranoid, why can't they just trust SOMEONE! I mean that guy who looked kind of insane WAS NOT! : Bra was not in a good mood today.
"LIKE I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT FAN FIC BOY. YOU BETTER RUN FAST OR I'LL KILL YOU!" said Bra angrily to.....um......me. "Well, I CAN JUST DELETE THE STORY MISSY, SO SHUT UP AND MOVE ALONG WITH THE SCRIPT!" said I back to the screen. Wait, I am talking to an imaginary character as an imaginary character in my own fic.
*** Goes to a therapist ***
"And I'm back! Let's continue the fic!" I say, proudly continuing my typing.
*** Back to the story ***
Just then, Bra sees Goten walking around the streets, wandering around aimlessly, thinking about.......... Jell-O. : Ahhhhhhhhh, I love you my wonderful red blob, I do, I do! : thought Goten. : I bet my parents will trust GOTEN : thought Bra.
"Hey Goten, doyouwannagooutwithme" said Bra, quickly saying the last part. "Well, you see, I am kind of busy with Jell-O here. She and I have some plans for Saturday, but she says I'm allowed to eat her on Sunday, so- " "SHUT UP GOTEN! I WISHED YOU TO BE 2 DAYS YOUNGER SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH ME! AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO JUST THAT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SUPER SAIYAIN!" cried Bra, going SSJ. She accidentally blew Gohan to the 78th dimension.
*** After Goten is wished back by a very angry Chichi ***
"GIRL, WHY DID YOU WISH THAT BRAT BACK? HE SUCKS WITH A PASSION!" yelled Chichi, absolutely TRYING to destroy Bra's ear drums. You see, after a freak accident (seeing a real, LIVE, squirrel), Chichi became evil, She had already killed Vegeta 3 times, and Bulma was next on her hit list. However, Goten had already been taken care of 5 times, so Chichi was extremely angry. Suddenly, Goten popped up where the eternal dragon was........standing.
"I'm sorry I killed you Goten, BUT YOU ARE MARRYING ME RIGHT NOW!" yelled Bra. "Don't worry about dying, I got used to it after the 4th time my mom killed me. But I'm not going to marry you. Me and Jell-O had a serious discussion, and I have decided to marry her. After that, it will be our first time........ with me eating her!" said Goten a little too enthusiastically. "WHAT, MY GOTEN STILL HASN'T EATEN THAT JELL-O CRAP! COME ON, YOU'RE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE, SOMEONE WHO IS NAMED AFTER CLOTHING....... YOUR TRAINING SHIRT! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!" said Chichi, and then passed out. Gohan decided to blow her to the 156th dimension, where they had lots of cute rabbits and deer and poetic songs about peace. In Chichi's point of view: hell.
*** At Goten and Jell-O's wedding ***
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Goten wailed, sitting down and sobbing into the only thing he could find; a block of uranium. "What's wrong Goten" said Gohan, no sympathy or a hint of concern in his voice. "SHE LEFT ME! JELL-O LEFT ME!" cried Goten, starting to sob into his other item; an acorn. "Aw, that sucks Goten. Cya, wouldn't wanna be ya!" said Gohan, running off to play tag with his friend, rabbit. Bra came over, and knew the problem immediately from Goten cherry cheeks; he had eaten too much of Jell-O. "I feel sorry for you Goten. Oh yeah, we're married. I got us married a while back. I just used an enlarged photo of you. Okay? Good. Oh yeah, we have a kid now, plus an apartment, oh yeah, you have a job too. Cya!" said Bra. Goten's brain could only process one word every 30 seconds, so it took him a while to register what Bra had said. "YEAH! I'M A DAD!"
And Goten and Bra lived happily ever after. However, the stupid cameraman didn't notice that his camera wasn't recording, and they had to do the WHOLE TAKE all over again.
Funny, wasn't it! I hope you liked it. Next time, I'll do another couple. Oh yeah, of course I will. Goodbye, till next time, and PLEASE REVIEW!