Hey! I know I haven't updated this fic in a LONG time (2 weeks +), I was
working on other fics and I took a huge break just to enjoy life and forget
fanfiction.net! Ah, I miss that life… Err, anyway, this time we do the
infamous VEGETA+PAN fics! They're popularity is rising, and I AM SICK OF
THEM! I accidentally read the first chapter of one thinking Goku was about
to go SSJ and kill Krillin (don't ask), and it was HORRIBLE! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z.
"DAMN DAD YOU SUCK!" screamed Pan, stomping her foot on the ground as Goku was suddenly wished back.
"DAMN YOU GRANDPA! DAMN YOU FATHER! TRAITORS!" shouted Pan, running away as fast as she could. She had been having a secret love affair with Vegeta, but her damn father had wished back Goku! Suddenly, Pan arrived at her cave that, in big letters, had a sign that said "PAN'S CAVE! WASSUP DAWG!" scrawled in messy letters.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" yelled Pan, forgetting she was alone and didn't have to raise her voice. "I WILL ASSASINATE GOKU!" she screamed Pan, jumping up and down on her adobe bed (which was on a comfy Sealy Mattress). "I WILL TAKE HIM OUT! I SAW IT WHILE PLAYING COUNTER-STRIKE (I play that game; I rock!)! THIS GUY TOOK AN AWP AND GUNNED MY BODY ABOUT 5 TIMES WITH IT! HE WAS A NICE SHOOTER!" shouted Pan, cackling evilly. The AWP is a long- range sniper rifle that, 98% of the time, is a 1-hit one-kill type of weapon.
"DAMN GOKU!" Pan repeated, blasting away an unfortunate victim of the scene; her bed. "DAMNIT! ANYWAY, HE JUST WALTZES IN AND SAYS I CAN'T LOVE VEGETA!" HE IS DEAD!" she screamed, her devious plan becoming more alive in her head every second.
*** Later that night ***
"Heh, Goku won't know what hit him!" whispered Pan to herself, slowly creeping toward Goku's domed home. She crept up onto a nearby tree, and pulled out a massive AWP, extending about 10 feet because Pan had added on some "extra firepower" of 5 foot long bullets.
"I got ya!" whispered Pan, holding up her weapon with a delicacy only a Saiyan could achieve. "HEY PAN!" yelled a voice from afar, and Pan saw that it was her secret lover, Vegeta the Saiyan Prince!
"SHUTUP VEGETA! I'm assassinating over here!" she hissed, glaring at her "friend" with narrow but still loving eyes. "Don't worry, I thought of it too!" said Vegeta, pulling a huge machine gun.
"It's called the assault rifle! Now, aim and fire! I'll run in and kill em all!" whispered Vegeta a little too enthusiastically, causing the branch both lovers were standing on to topple to the ground. A large CRACK echoed through the night, the sound magnified in Goku's not-so-well-built home.
"DAMNIT!" hissed Pan, getting her weapon off the grassy ground and looking back into the scope. "Hey Pan, this is like a date!" said Vegeta, grinning from ear to ear and jumping up and down happily.
"Shut up moron-I mean, OF COURSE IT IS VEGETA! But, instead of going to the movies or "your house", we are going to ASSASINATE GOKU!" yelled Pan, emphasizing the last part of her statement.
"Okay, FIRE!" screamed Vegeta, running in with his assault rifle blazing. "AIGHT! ATTACK!" shouted Pan, looking into her scope and firing several shots into the home.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, the deep sound of the AWP blasting bullets echoed throughout the 439 East Mountain District, but thankfully Goku and his family were the only ones around currently, if not ever.
Pan fired about 15 shots into the house before reloading. In her second clip (CLIP, NOT MAGAZINE!), she didn't even aim and just fired directly into the house. The house was blown away, and the windows cracked as huge bullets flew through them, puncturing everything in sight.
Vegeta, on the other hand, jumped up two inches from the house, and started gunning it down. Though he was just hitting a wall, he was destroying SOMETHING, and that was quite an accomplishment for Angel Veggie (LOL).
About 10 minutes later, there were at least 100+ AWP bullets lying in the ruins of the house, and Vegeta had fired thousands of bullets, blowing away a whole half of Goku's house.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Pan, raising her hands in victory. "Hey Pan, now that we have finished the preliminary work, let's do the real get- together stuff! Let's go conceive some random, idiotic, babbling Saiyan child. Then we can get married! AND THEN WE CAN RE-CREATE FRIEZA, HAVE HIM KILL ME AND YOU AND MAKE OUR CHILD'S SITUATION JUST LIKE MINE!" shouted Vegeta, his head bent back has he screamed into the night.
"That sounds good Vegeta. Let's go!" yelled Pan, flying off. Vegeta followed suite, both of them leaving white, energy trails that would have baffled the average human mind.
"Wait, hold up! Let me do something!" Pan said, and then she snapped her fingers. You could suddenly see a mushroom cloud of smoke where Goku's house use to be…
"Hey, I had to make sure!" said Pan, shrugging her shoulders and flying off with the "ecstatic" Vegeta (???).
*** Goku's House ***
"Hey Chichi, did you hear something?" asked Goku stupidly, looking over at his wife and mate with a questioning glance. "No Goku, honey, just go to bed." muttered Chichi sleepily, rolling over onto her side and falling asleep once more. Goku followed suite, knowing nothing of what had just happened.
HAHAHAHAHHAH! WASN'T IT FUNNY! NO? Damn the people that said no. Heh. Anyway, this took at least 5 minutes! That's a record for me! Read my other fics! I recommend The Legendary Super Saiyan and Piccolo's Science Project. Both are really cool! Well, that's what I've heard in reviews. Is anyone else sick of get-together fics? Do you want me to do a parody of another? THEN TELL ME IN A REVIEW! LOL! Goodbye until next time!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z.
"DAMN DAD YOU SUCK!" screamed Pan, stomping her foot on the ground as Goku was suddenly wished back.
"DAMN YOU GRANDPA! DAMN YOU FATHER! TRAITORS!" shouted Pan, running away as fast as she could. She had been having a secret love affair with Vegeta, but her damn father had wished back Goku! Suddenly, Pan arrived at her cave that, in big letters, had a sign that said "PAN'S CAVE! WASSUP DAWG!" scrawled in messy letters.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" yelled Pan, forgetting she was alone and didn't have to raise her voice. "I WILL ASSASINATE GOKU!" she screamed Pan, jumping up and down on her adobe bed (which was on a comfy Sealy Mattress). "I WILL TAKE HIM OUT! I SAW IT WHILE PLAYING COUNTER-STRIKE (I play that game; I rock!)! THIS GUY TOOK AN AWP AND GUNNED MY BODY ABOUT 5 TIMES WITH IT! HE WAS A NICE SHOOTER!" shouted Pan, cackling evilly. The AWP is a long- range sniper rifle that, 98% of the time, is a 1-hit one-kill type of weapon.
"DAMN GOKU!" Pan repeated, blasting away an unfortunate victim of the scene; her bed. "DAMNIT! ANYWAY, HE JUST WALTZES IN AND SAYS I CAN'T LOVE VEGETA!" HE IS DEAD!" she screamed, her devious plan becoming more alive in her head every second.
*** Later that night ***
"Heh, Goku won't know what hit him!" whispered Pan to herself, slowly creeping toward Goku's domed home. She crept up onto a nearby tree, and pulled out a massive AWP, extending about 10 feet because Pan had added on some "extra firepower" of 5 foot long bullets.
"I got ya!" whispered Pan, holding up her weapon with a delicacy only a Saiyan could achieve. "HEY PAN!" yelled a voice from afar, and Pan saw that it was her secret lover, Vegeta the Saiyan Prince!
"SHUTUP VEGETA! I'm assassinating over here!" she hissed, glaring at her "friend" with narrow but still loving eyes. "Don't worry, I thought of it too!" said Vegeta, pulling a huge machine gun.
"It's called the assault rifle! Now, aim and fire! I'll run in and kill em all!" whispered Vegeta a little too enthusiastically, causing the branch both lovers were standing on to topple to the ground. A large CRACK echoed through the night, the sound magnified in Goku's not-so-well-built home.
"DAMNIT!" hissed Pan, getting her weapon off the grassy ground and looking back into the scope. "Hey Pan, this is like a date!" said Vegeta, grinning from ear to ear and jumping up and down happily.
"Shut up moron-I mean, OF COURSE IT IS VEGETA! But, instead of going to the movies or "your house", we are going to ASSASINATE GOKU!" yelled Pan, emphasizing the last part of her statement.
"Okay, FIRE!" screamed Vegeta, running in with his assault rifle blazing. "AIGHT! ATTACK!" shouted Pan, looking into her scope and firing several shots into the home.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, the deep sound of the AWP blasting bullets echoed throughout the 439 East Mountain District, but thankfully Goku and his family were the only ones around currently, if not ever.
Pan fired about 15 shots into the house before reloading. In her second clip (CLIP, NOT MAGAZINE!), she didn't even aim and just fired directly into the house. The house was blown away, and the windows cracked as huge bullets flew through them, puncturing everything in sight.
Vegeta, on the other hand, jumped up two inches from the house, and started gunning it down. Though he was just hitting a wall, he was destroying SOMETHING, and that was quite an accomplishment for Angel Veggie (LOL).
About 10 minutes later, there were at least 100+ AWP bullets lying in the ruins of the house, and Vegeta had fired thousands of bullets, blowing away a whole half of Goku's house.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Pan, raising her hands in victory. "Hey Pan, now that we have finished the preliminary work, let's do the real get- together stuff! Let's go conceive some random, idiotic, babbling Saiyan child. Then we can get married! AND THEN WE CAN RE-CREATE FRIEZA, HAVE HIM KILL ME AND YOU AND MAKE OUR CHILD'S SITUATION JUST LIKE MINE!" shouted Vegeta, his head bent back has he screamed into the night.
"That sounds good Vegeta. Let's go!" yelled Pan, flying off. Vegeta followed suite, both of them leaving white, energy trails that would have baffled the average human mind.
"Wait, hold up! Let me do something!" Pan said, and then she snapped her fingers. You could suddenly see a mushroom cloud of smoke where Goku's house use to be…
"Hey, I had to make sure!" said Pan, shrugging her shoulders and flying off with the "ecstatic" Vegeta (???).
*** Goku's House ***
"Hey Chichi, did you hear something?" asked Goku stupidly, looking over at his wife and mate with a questioning glance. "No Goku, honey, just go to bed." muttered Chichi sleepily, rolling over onto her side and falling asleep once more. Goku followed suite, knowing nothing of what had just happened.
HAHAHAHAHHAH! WASN'T IT FUNNY! NO? Damn the people that said no. Heh. Anyway, this took at least 5 minutes! That's a record for me! Read my other fics! I recommend The Legendary Super Saiyan and Piccolo's Science Project. Both are really cool! Well, that's what I've heard in reviews. Is anyone else sick of get-together fics? Do you want me to do a parody of another? THEN TELL ME IN A REVIEW! LOL! Goodbye until next time!