Hot Straight from the Nut House
CPsCartoons: Heh. I learned one important thing today: never allow your sister to drive you somewhere with your family. -__-X
hollychan5: O_O?
CPsCartoons: SM was driving my mom and me for a shopping for school thing (X_x) and this guy wouldn't get out of the middle of the road. SM was honking and stuff and he turned and gave us the finger. She suddenly pulled the car in reverse at full speed and stepped on the gas-HARD. Me and mom were freaking out and the guy was like "OH SHIT!" and leaped out of the way. (That's when SM starting to laugh her 'Nahga laugh' and mom and me (after getting our hearts to beat normally) decided that mom would drive. O_o)
hollychan5: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Tiger: New York drivers, what you 'spect?
H-c: ....My family and myself are from New York... -_-XXX
Tiger: :-D;;;
CPsCartoons: CP: "...She's worse then Dorothy..."
Dorothy: O:-)
hollychan5: Tiger: Hey! I LIKE Dorothy's driving!
CPsCartoons: CP: -_-;;;
Casey *after hearing the story*: =-O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
hollychan5: Tiger: ....What's with him?
CPsCartoons: Dorothy: *Shrugs*: "New York husbands..."
hollychan5: Casey: :-D;
hollychan5: H-c's Dad: O_O?
CPsCartoons: CP's dad: "Whatever."
*Takes away his keys from SM*
SM: *Sulks*
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!)
Other except Tiger and Dorothy: YAY!
CPsCartoons: Tiger and Dorothy: "BOOOO!"
*Gets bombarded by misc rotten vegtables*
hollychan5: (lol)
Ice and Roger: O_O;
CPsCartoons: Coltia *leans by the X eyed Tiger and Dorothy*: O__O!!!!!!
.........
Others: ???
Coltia *picks up a squished tomato from Dorothy's face*: "MY TOMATO!!! WHO THREW THIS?!!?"
Suezo: *Runs*
Coltia: "WAAAAHH!! SPEAK TO ME!!!!!"
Coltia's tomatoe: X____X;;
hollychan5: (*ROTFL*)
Kyoko: .....-_-;;;; *Hands Takeo Yoko* Hold her for a moment, Takeo. *Goes over and drags Colt away* C'mon Mom. I think you should just stay home for now. -_-;;;;;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Coltia: "NO!!! I MUST PERFORM MOUTH TO MOUTH!!!!!!!"
*Starts doing mouth to mouth*
Coltia: "........Mmm! Good!!"
*Eats the tomatoe*
Norman: "...H--how cruel!!" =-O
hollychan5: Kyoko: ...............*Teloports herself and Colt away*
Puck: Oh my! ^_^
Yoko: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MA-MA!!! WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Takeo: _
CPsCartoons: Dorothy: "...Uh...okay..." O_o;;
Genki *pats Takeo on the back*: "I feel for you." *nods wisely*
Holly: "......"
hollychan5: (lol)
Genki: .......What?
Yuji: So do I......
Kobo and Kumiko: O:-)
CPsCartoons: Holly: "Nothing."
Kyoko *pops back*: "Mom's in therapy."
Dorothy: "Bwah! That stuff never works!!"
Mocchi *jumps off a cliff*
Dorothy: "See?"
hollychan5: Kyoko: ^.^;;;;;
Yoko: MA-MA!! GAH! *Reaches towards Kyoko*
CPsCartoons: Kyoko: ^_^
*Picks up Yoko*
Announcer: "Meanwhile!"
Coltia: "...And then...I was skipping home...and they were ALL ROTTEN!!!"
Therapist: O_o;;
hollychan5: (LOL! BRB)
CPsCartoons: k
hollychan5: Colt: *Sniffle*
Takeo: *Whispering to Kyoko* Keep your earrings far away from Yoko's reach.
Yoko: Gah?
CPsCartoons: Kyoko: ^^;;;
Therapist: "...Um...but then you ATE it?"
Coltia: "...WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, DOCTOR?!?!?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"
*Therapist building explodes*
hollychan5: (*ROTFL*)
Therapist: X_X;
Yoko: Gah! ^^
CPsCartoons: Kyoko: ^_^ "I luv my little baby!"
Puck: "Ahem." ^___^
Kyoko: "And I love Takeo!"
Takeo: ^_^
Puck: "....Uh...."
Kyoko: "And I love my magic..."
Puck: *Sulks*
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!!)
Kyoko: Oh Yeah!
Puck: ^_^......?
Kyoko: And my uncle, Seisakusha!
Seisa: ^__^
Puck: *Trips*
CPsCartoons: Coltia *crashes through the roof*: "...Owies..." X___x;;;
Puck: *Crying*
Achika: ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;
hollychan5: Jade: ....Why is Miss Colt so scawwry, Mommy? O_o;;
CPsCartoons: Achika: "You see, when a scary mommy and a scary daddy mate, a scary baby is born!"
Jade: "Oooooohhhh!"
Coltia: "....Waaah....you're mean!" _;;
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!)
Colt's parents: *Sulk*
Achika: :-D
Oran: ............Uh..................
CPsCartoons: Pixie: "......That was out of character, sis..." O_o;;;
....
Pixie: "GREAT JOB!" ^______^ "Now all I have to do is teach Ami how to be---Ami?"
Ami *running away outside screaming*
hollychan5: (lol)
hollychan5: Pixie: ............
BB: ............*Sigh* -_-;;;
Oran: O_o;;;;
CPsCartoons: CP: "...OOOH! So that's why SM is weird!!!"
CP's parents *beat her up*
hollychan5: (LOL!!!)
Tiger: It took her that long to--? *Struggles not to laugh*
CPsCartoons: CP *shoots back up and kicks Tiger out the window*
SM: "....................................."
*Two hours later*
SM *driving home with Casey*: "HEY!!!!!!"
Casey: "What?!" O_o;;;
SM: "....Nevermind....." *sulks*
hollychan5: (*ROTFLMAORH*)
hollychan5: Tiger: I STILL LIVE, BYETCH!! BOO-YAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Gets crushed by a cruise ship that falls down from the sky*
Tiger: H-ha......X___________________________________x
CPsCartoons: CP: O_o;;;
Pig's Ghost: "...I don't live...." *sulks*
Dorothy: O:-)
hollychan5: (lol)
Ice: .................Where'd the ship come from...? O_._o;;;;;;
CPsCartoons: CP: "If it was Angel, me, but I don't know..."
Angel (Big O): *runs*
hollychan5: (lol)
Noramn: O_o
CPsCartoons: Ami *still running*: "Wwaaah!!!" _
Timon and Pumbaa *pop up next to her and takes in a breath to start singing*
Ami: "I'M IN NO MOOOODDDDD!!" __;;;;
Timon and Pumbaa: *Sulks*
hollychan5: (LOL!!)
hollychan5: Simba: *Eating a bug* O_._O?
CPsCartoons: Little Kid: *Jumps off a waterfall again*
hollychan5: Mom: *Sulks*
CPsCartoons: (:-D)
Achika: "Um, anyways..."
hollychan5: Jade: *Clings to her leg* O_o
CPsCartoons: Achika: ^^;;;;
*Pats her head*
Oran: [Mental Note: Keep daughter away from Pixie...] O_o;
hollychan5: (LOL!)
Pixie: ???
Kaoru and Rye: :-D;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Kyoko: "...And I love cute monsters and..."
Puck: X__x;;;;;;;;;;;;;
hollychan5: Kyoko: And my mommy...and my Chef, and Skip.........
CPsCartoons: Coltia: ^______^
Puck: *Cries again*
Coltia: O_O??
hollychan5: Kyoko: and sunny days, and kicking badies' butts, and my great-grandma, and Takeo's parents, and.....
CPsCartoons: Puck: "WHAT ARE MEEEEEEE?!?!"
Kyoko: "...And my sandels....."
Puck: -_-;
CP: \@___@/
Kyoko: *Punches CP away*: "...And beating up CP when she tries to get them...."
hollychan5: (*ROTFL*)
hollychan5: H-c: ^^;;;;;;;;
Kyoko: And H-c....when she's not inflicting pain on me or the ones I love... -_-
H-c: :-D;;;;
CPsCartoons: CP: "...Heh...ow...." X__x;;;
Puck: -_-
hollychan5: Kyoko: And candy, and flying, and blowing up bad peoplez, and....lesse...........who was it again.....? Oh yeah! And my daddie! ^_^
CPsCartoons: Puck *sulking*: "About time........."
hollychan5: Kyoko: Sowwry.....
Yoko: [Ha! I was first on the list!] Gah! ^_^
CPsCartoons: Takeo: ^.^;;;;;;
Puck: "Oh hooo! It's okay!" ^_^
Holly: "...He's really crying in the inside..."
hollychan5: Genki: What are you now, Hol? A therapist?
CPsCartoons: Holly: "Maybe." ^_^
Genki: ^^;;;
hollychan5: Yuji: O-kay........
hollychan5: Misc. Badie: *Runs in* I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Explodes*
Badie: X_X
CPsCartoons: (*ROTFL*)
Dorothy: "...........Ohkay.........." O_o;;;
CP: "Was that a kamikaze or something?"
hollychan5: H-c: No, that was my fault. Too many mints after dinner. Sugar high. ^^;;;
CPsCartoons: CP: :-D;;;
Holly: "....Hm....are mints...better than brownies....?"
hollychan5: H-c: No.
CPsCartoons: Holly: "Oh..."
*Sulks*
CP: "...Thank you god..." O_o;;
hollychan5: God: :-D
CPsCartoons: (LOL!)
Announcer *runs*
God: ......*Goes back to smite some evil peoplez*
CPsCartoons: (LOL!!)
Announcer: "...Phew!"
*Gets struck by lightning*
hollychan5: Announcer: X_X
CPsCartoons: Servbot 1: "....."
*Wonders off to hire a new one*
hollychan5: Yuji: .....And that is why you don't cross God. ^^;;;
Michiko: ....But I'm Wiccan.......
Yuji: ....Oh yeah......
CPsCartoons: Michiko: ^^;;;
God: "BOO-YA!"
hollychan5: Yuji: Uh........right......
God: *Sulks away*
CPsCartoons: CP: "........I better start paying attention in CCD..." O_o
hollychan5: (LOL!!!)
H-c: I don't have CCD anymore......
Nobu: *Pops up* So, are my grandchildren gonna be Wiccans like our family, Michiko, or are they gonna be...*Glares at Genki* Christians?!
Kobo and Kumiko: ????
CPsCartoons: Genki: "GET AWAY NOBU!!!" -_-;
Yoko: *Tugs on CP's and H-c's ponytails* Gah! *TUG*
CPsCartoons: CP: -__-;
hollychan5: H-c: ;__;''' Owowowowowowowowowowowowow.....
Yoko: *TUG*
CPsCartoons: CP's ponytail: X___x;;;;
Coltia: "......"
*Walks off to find another therapist*
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!)
hollychan5: Kyoko: ^^;;; *Picks up Yoko* Don't tug at thier hair, sweetie.
CPsCartoons: CP's ponytail: "You tell them..." -__-X
CP: "......I hear voices again....." O__o;;;;;;;;;;;
hollychan5: H-c: ^.^;;;;;;;;
Yoko: ........................*Tugs on Kyoko's earring*
CPsCartoons: Kyoko: "Gack!"
CP: "Huh?"
Tiger: "Meep!" O)_._O;;
Others: -_-;;;;
hollychan5: (lol)
Kyoko: Oooooooowwwwwww.......... ;______;''''
Takeo: I TOLD you.........
Yoko: *TUG*
CPsCartoons: Kyoko: "Waah!" ;______;'
hollychan5: Yoko: *TUG*
CPsCartoons: Kyoko *Ear falls off* =-O;;;;;
Yoko: O__O;;;;
....
Yoko: *Chews on the ear* ^_^
Kyoko: X__x;;;
Achika: "...Sigh..."
*Refreshes her ear*
hollychan5: Kyoko: ^_^
Yoko: O_o; Gah
THE NEXT NIGHT…
CPsCartoons: Little...animal....dude O_O; *in Arnold Schwartzienager (how the hell do u spell it? O_o) voice*: "Prepare to meet your doom, tree cutters!!"
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!!!!!)
hollychan5: Tree cutter: ..............*Steps on it*
CPsCartoons: Animal dude: "...I'll...be....back............." X__x;
hollychan5: Yuji: ..................................................................................Anyways............................................
Kobo:.................................................................................abawa..............................................
Yuji: ........................are you copying me?
Kobo: Gah. :-D
CPsCartoons: Michiko: ^^;;;
hollychan5: Yuji: Hmmm..................*Rubs nose*
Kobo: *Rubs nose*
Yuji: *Blinks*
Kobo: *Blinks*
Yuji: Goodies rule!
Kobo: Gagagies roo!
Yuji: Cool!
Kobo: Ca!
CPsCartoons: Coltia: "HEROES OF JUSTICE!" ^0^/
Kobo: O_O
Michiko: "............?"
Kobo: ^0^/
Michiko: O_________o;;;;;;;;
hollychan5: Yuji: O_O;;;;;; Um, how about we go for a walk in the woods, son? ^^;;;
*Picks up Kobo and dashes away*
CPsCartoons: Coltia: *Sulks*
hollychan5: Kyoko: ^.^;;;;;
Yoko: Ga?
CPsCartoons: Holly: "...Just be glad he wasn't imitating Puck..."
Puck: ^_^?
hollychan5: H-c: Well......when Toshiro's around, he won't just be imitating Puck and his mother....his personality is very close to theirs.......
CPsCartoons: Mocchi: *Leaps off a cliff*
hollychan5: H-c: Er.............
Takeo: *White* My son's gonna be like Puck?!
H-c: Yeah....I've told you before..... -_-;;;
Takeo: Still......... O_O;;;;
Kyoko: My dad and I must have strong genes. :-D
CPsCartoons: Takeo: ;_O
Ami: *Siiiip* [I'm still glad I'm singled...sort of......waaah..... _]
hollychan5: (lol)
hollychan5: Seisa: ^^;;;;
Jade: Another Puck..................? *Clings to Achika* WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'M SCARED!!!!!
CPsCartoons: Achika: "........I think Jade's been hanging around with Coltia too long......" O_o
Coltia: "Huh? Why do you think---"
*Steps on a thumb tack*
Coltia: "...WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"'
hollychan5: Puck: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
hollychan5: Kyoko: -.-;
Seisa: .......*Gives Colt a Band-Aid* ^^;;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Coltia: *Sniffle* *Sniff* ;___;
hollychan5: Kumiko: *Sees the thumb tack* Gah! *Picks it up and starts hitting it on the ground*
CPsCartoons: Coltia: "Thank you...Seisa....." ;__;
Puck: ^_^;
*hugs Coltia*
Coltia *points to the thumb tack weakly*: "...Evil fiend....sniff..."
hollychan5: Kumiko: ^_^;;; *Cuts self on tack* .................. *Cries*WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
CPsCartoons: Michiko: O_O!!!!!!!!!
Seisa: "Sigh..."
*Puts a band-aid on Kumiko's cut*
Kumiko: ^_^
hollychan5: Michiko: *Picks up Kumiko* Don't mess around with sharp objects! ....Thanks Seisakusha.
CPsCartoons: Seisa: "No prob."
hollychan5: Yuji: *Comes back with Kobo* What happend?!
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "Kumiko got a boo-boo. But it's all better." ^_^
hollychan5: Kumiko: *Shows band-aid on finger to Yuji* Ga a boo-boo da-da
Yuji: Ah. ^^;;
Kobo: Boo-boo? Ow.
CPsCartoons: Coltia: "*Sniff*"
*Buries her head into Puck*
Puck: [:-D]
hollychan5: (lol)
hollychan5: Seisa: *Sulks* [Why don't I have anyone......?] ;_;'
CPsCartoons: Old Lady from Herbal Essence Commercial *pops up next to him*: "Ahem..." :-*
CP *sees the face*: "EVIL!!!!!!!!!"
*Stomps on the old lady*
Old lady: X__x;;;
CP: "Damned evil yellow face!!!" *Shivers*
hollychan5: Seisa: Er.........O_o;;;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Chibi Roger: "...Old lady scary, I pooed in my panths...."
Dorothy: "...Ew..."
CP: "I don't think you wanna rip his 'poo-maker' off, huh?"
Dorothy: =__=;;
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yuji: ...............................................ew.
Takeo: *White again*
CPsCartoons: Dorothy: "...Ya..."
*Throws Chibi Roger off the cliff*
Norman: "...I don't want to kiss his boo-boo anymore...." :-$
hollychan5: H-c: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Satomi: ...............That was diturbing................
Nobu: It's all Genki's fault!
Genki: What?! How?!
Nobu: Everything's always your fault!
Genki: IS NOT!
Nobu: IS TOO!!!
*They fight in a cloud of dust*
Skyterina: Oh no......not again......... -_-;;;;
CPsCartoons: Holly: "BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" _____________XXXXXXX
Genki and Nobu: O_._O;;;;;;;
hollychan5: Yasuko: *Glares at Nobu as holds up a mallet threatingly*
CPsCartoons: Nobu *hides under the table* @__.__@;;;
hollychan5: Yasuko: *Sigh*
Satomi: ..................
Michiko: My wonderful parents...aren't they lovely? -_-;;;;
Announcer: "WHAT'S THIS?! FAMILY FEUDS?! BABIES OF JUSTICE?! …WHAT WILL THESE CRAZY AUTHORS THINK OF NEXT?!"
CP: "This!"
Announcer *explodes*: XD