The End of the Hormones? …Naaaahhh… = : )
hollychan5: Hmm....where's that joke...?
CPsCartoons: ?
hollychan5: h/o
CPsCartoons: k
hollychan5: Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.
This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message
to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew,
and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai,
a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.
The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate
why he should be head samurai. The Japanese samurai opens up
a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOSH. The fly drops dead
on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in
and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOSH. WOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground
in 4 pieces! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in
and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox, and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH. A gust of wind fills the room,
but the fly is still buzzing around. The emperor says in disappointment,
"Why is the fly not dead?"
The Jewish samurai smiles,
"Circumcism is not meant to kill."
CPsCartoons: Er...I don't get the last line
hollychan5: You don't know what circumcism is?
CPsCartoons: I don't think so. ._.;
hollychan5: Well.....lemme put it this way......that male fly ain't gonna have kids anytime soon.
CPsCartoons: o_o;
hollychan5: Now you get it? ^^;
CPsCartoons: o_o; *Nods*
hollychan5: ^^;;;
hollychan5: Koichi: I pity and guy that has to get...erm....."fixed"..... O_o;
hollychan5: *any
CPsCartoons: CP: o_o;
hollychan5: Chibi Roger: .......What do you mean, "fixed"? O_O?
CPsCartoons: Dorothy: "Here, I'll show you." =_=+
Ami *dramatically*: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
*Pins down Dorothy*
Dorothy: "Ack!" X_x;
hollychan5: Others: *Sweat*
Koichi: *To Chibi Roger* I'd put on my metal "pee-maker protector" strap on now, if I were you....
CPsCartoons: la la la la la working on the next episode... XD
hollychan5: ^___^
CPsCartoons: Writer's...block...suckx...
hollychan5: Yup. X_x
hollychan5: I finished the ep w/ Oran and I'm only a few paragraphs into the next ep, where they fight King Ape... XP
CPsCartoons: ^______^
hollychan5: And I'm about 3 pages into part 3 of Bushido. XP
hollychan5: ^^;;
CPsCartoons: lol
hollychan5: Originals are so much harder to write than show-based fanfics for me.. X_x;
CPsCartoons: Me too... X__x;
hollychan5: X_x;
CPsCartoons: I may not be on tomorrow and I know I'm not gonna be on Christmas night. Tomorrow I'm going over grandma's the decorate the tree and party. Soda! @_@ Sweets! @__@
hollychan5: ^^;; I prolly won't be on tommorw cuz I'm gonna *try* to go to bed early.. XP
CPsCartoons: lol!
hollychan5: :-D;
CPsCartoons: My bro hogs the computer all day so I can never get on. -_-+ I can't wait until he gets his computer...
hollychan5: ^^;;;
I love having my own comp. :-D
CPsCartoons: *Cries*
hollychan5: ^^;;;; It's been that way for over 5 years.. O_o
CPsCartoons: lol
hollychan5: :-P
hollychan5: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair....So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really fuzzy, was he? ....*A-hem* Anyway...
CPsCartoons: ^^;
Did Sailor Luna let you read "12 Days of Christmas...uh...We Think"?
hollychan5: No...
CPsCartoons: Er, you're in it and I'll post it tonight. ^_^;
hollychan5: ....How insane was I in it? O_o;
CPsCartoons: Not that insane. The other characters basically beat us all up XD
hollychan5: ......^^;; Well, I did give SL permission to use me in her fics, so it's all good. XD
CPsCartoons: lol
hollychan5: Oh yeah, is it okay if I resend you parts 1-10 of LBS? I had to rewrite some fairly important things.. XD
CPsCartoons: Yes please do ^^;;
hollychan5: ^^;; Kay...I'll do it when I feel less lazy. :-P
CPsCartoons: :-D
hollychan5: :-);;
CPsCartoons: Sorry I had to put in that annoying Goddess thing. Otherwise it wouldn't make sense to how Mei could make a phoenix... XP
hollychan5: lol, it's okay, really..I thought it was cool. ^^ And it could make Moo even more deadly in LBS I guess when he stole Holly's Blue Phoenix powers.. :-P
CPsCartoons: :-D;;
hollychan5: Holly: *Sulks* Why me?
Genki: What about me? I got possessed for almost 5 friggin' years and then got my side blased open!! =_=
Seisakusha: O:-)
hollychan5: *blasted
CPsCartoons: Puck: "Oh my!" ^_^;;;;
hollychan5: Yuji: ......I remember that.........that was creepy......O_o;
Takeo: *Still asleep and Clinging to Kyoko* ZZZZZZZZZZZz u.u
Kyoko and Yuji: ^^;;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Holly: *Glares at Seisakusha*
hollychan5: Seisakusha: O_O;;; I swear, I meant to kill Moo, not your husband! I just got pissed at the way Moo was hurting Yuji and sorta forgot your husband was Moo for a second....
CPsCartoons: Genki: ;_O'
Holly: "Oh... It's okay then!" ^_^
Genki: "H-holly..." ;__.__;'
hollychan5: Yuji: .......What's with the dog face, Dad? O_o;
CPsCartoons: Genki: [It gets chicks... :-D]
hollychan5: Yuji: ...................Really? O_O?
CPsCartoons: Genki: "Sssh!"
Holly: O_O?
Genki: "N-nothing Holly-chan." ^_^
hollychan5: H-c: O_O?
Genki: I meant Holly, H-c. ^^;;
H-c: Oh.
Yuji: Hmm.......
Michiko: *Still asleep by the wall* U.U ZZZZ
Yuji: .....*Sulks*
CPsCartoons: Michiko: *Wakes up sleepily* "Mrgoihnonphhh?" =_-?
hollychan5: Yuji: ....Um.....Good morning..*Checks clock* er, evening...Michi. ^^;; How you feeling?
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "Too.........." =_-
CP: "She sounds like me when I wake from the dead." ^^;;
hollychan5: Yuji: Nah, she's okay. She's usually like this every morning.
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "G'night....zzz..." U.U
hollychan5: Yuji: ....^^;;; Maybe she hit her head a bit too hard last night... O_o;
Takeo: ZZZZZZZZZZzzz........soft......ZZZZZZZ
Kyoko: .....Is he ever gonna wake up? ^^;;;
CPsCartoons: Michiko: U.U
Announcer: "MEANWHILE!"
Yuji: "SHHHHH!!" =__=+
Announcer: O_O; "Meanwhile..."
Yuji: ^_^
Ami *flaps out of the house*: "What a plesant day!" ^-^
"Ami's" new hormones: "To be horny!! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ami: "......Is that you God?" O-O?
ANH: "Argh!! Nooooo! It's your hormones!!"
Ami: "Horoscopes?" O_O?
ANH: "NOOOOO! HOR-MONES!"
Ami: "Harmonicas?" _?
ANH: "...HORMONES!!!!!!"
Ami: "Oh!" ^-^ "...What are those?" O_O?
ANH: "........Nevermind. We're leaving." *Sulks*
hollychan5: (LOL!!!)
hollychan5: Hormones: Great! Now who can we temp? =_=
Dagger: *Walks by with Zidane*
Hormones: .......Bwa haa haa! :-D
CPsCartoons: (LOL!!)
*Hormones leap into Dagger*
Dagger's hormones: "Dudes! We got it covered plenty! Leave!" =: D
Hormones: *Sulks*
hollychan5: (LOL!!)
Dagger: Ack!
Zidane: O_O?
Dagger: N-nothing....
Hormones: Hmm.....
Takeo: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz u.u
Hormones: ..............: )
CPsCartoons: (*ROTFL*)
Dagger: *Shivers* o_o;
Ami: "Hm. That was odd. Hormones...?"
Pixie: "It figures you wouldn't know about hormones. You're the most anti-bed person I've ever seen."
Ami: "W-what?" #0_0#
Pixie: :-D
hollychan5: (*ROTFL*)
BB: Master Pixie, that was quite mean, especially considering she's your sister.
CPsCartoons: Pixie: @_@
BB: "Ack...must...resist...puppy eyes..." o_0;
Ami *sulking*: "I-I think about that...." #o_o#;;;;
Coltia *pops up*: "WHAT?!?! YOU THINK ABOUT GOLEM THAT WAY?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!"
People from 10 miles away: O_O;
Ami *face now completely red as she shakes it*: "Nononononono!!! ...Er...WAAAHH!" _
*Runs off*
Achika: "Dude...I hope Golem didn't hear that..." o_O;
Golem *laying in his bed*: o_o
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!)
Oran: Can you blame her? Golem breeds just have a natural charm on most Pixie breeds. I mean, it worked on you, didn't it, Achika? :-D
Achika: #O__O#
Oran: Heheh. ^^
CPsCartoons: Jade: "There goes mommy's face again! He he!" ^-^
Golem: "...Golem does not want to get up today..."
Undine *pops up in bed with him*: "Hello handsome!" :-*
Golem: O___O;;; "Golem does want to get up today!!!"
*Leaps out of bed and runs*
Undine *sulking*: "F-fine! I'll just wait here!" =_;'
50 YEARS LATER...
Undine's body: XD
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!)
Ami: *Walks by and kicks Undine's body* Byetch!
Undine: XP
CPsCartoons: (:-D)
Achika: "Er......um...... Coltia! You're punished for making poor Ami embarassed like that!"
Coltia: "Waaah...Achika-sama..." _;
Jade: "I'm sure no one else heard that."
Little kids from 10 miles away: =-O
hollychan5: (LOL)
Oran: ^^;;;;
Takeo: ZZZZZZzzz..........
Hormones: C'mon! You're already clinging to her!
Takeo: ZZZZzzzz....I'm not......ZZZzzzzzzz.....stupid....ZZZZZZZzz.......I wanna.....ZZZZZZZZzz.........live, thank you....ZZZzzzzzzzzzz
CPsCartoons: Hormones: *Sulks*
Takeo: U__U
Kyoko: O_O?
hollychan5: Takeo: ZZZZZz..........no.....ZZZZZZ......I.....ZZZZZZZz.....won't.....ZZZZZZZZ.....I'm not.....ZZZZZZZZz.....spending the night.....ZZZzzzzzz...on the couch.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz.....like Dad did.......ZZZZZZZzz U__U
Hormones: YOU'RE A GUY, DAMMIT! GUYS HAVE OVERREACTIVE HORMONES! NOW ACT LIKE IT!!!
CPsCartoons: (CP: "Amen..." =_= )
Takeo: "Shut...up...zzz..." U-U+
Hormones: "FINE!!!"
*They leap out*
Nelsha *picking flowers in the field*: "Nelsha loves flowers!" ^-^
Hormones: "Er...no." ^^;;
Meis: "OH BEAUTIFUL LADY!!" ^0^
Sodina: "MEIS!!!!!!!!!"
*BAM!!!!*
Hormones: O_o;;;
Gourry: *Picking his nose*
Hormones: *Sweats* "We need another victim..."
hollychan5: (H-c: :-D; )
Yuji: *Pokes Michiko* Michi? I think you should wake up now.^^;;
Hormones: ........Hmm......maybe he'd be easier to get than his brother, but we need Michiko to wake up first...
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "I don't wanna go to school today mommy... All the kids pick on me and I get in trouble for beating them up..." U.U
hollychan5: Yuji: .......*Sweatrops with Hormones* .......But she was home-schooled, like me... O__o;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Hormones: "...Er...must be one of those weird dreams..." o_O;
Michiko: *Leg kicks* U.U
hollychan5: Yuji: *Dodges as it barely misses his groin* O___O;;; *Shakes her* Michi, c'mon! Wake up! ........before you injure me.....
CPsCartoons: Michiko: *SNOOOOORT*
hollychan5: Yuji: .....Hmmm........ Dragons R cool?
CPsCartoons: Hormones: "...What the hell is he talking about?" O_o;
hollychan5: Michiko: *Snaps awake* IT'S "ARE", DAMMIT!!! =_=
Yuji: ._.;; Well...it worked......
CPsCartoons: (*ROTFLMAO*)
Hormone #1: "S-she's scary..." o_o
Hormone leader: "Suck it up, soldier!"
hollychan5: (:-D LOL!!!!!)
Michiko: *Grabs Yuji's shirt and shakes him* SPEAK IN PROPER ENGLISH, DAMMIT!!
Yuji: Um, I love you too? ^^;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Hormone leader: "...Okay. We're leaving!" O__o;;;
Michiko: "Oh!" O_O *Drops him* "I love you too!" ^-^
hollychan5: Yuji: [Whew] ^_^
Hormones: .......................anyone else....?
*A lonely wind blows*
Homones: ........no one....?
H #2: ....Unless we wanna try Kyoko or Michiko.... O_o;;;
Other Hormones: Hell no!
H #3: Well then.......it's between him....
Yuji: *Gets up and rubs his head*
H #3: .......Or him..........
Takeo: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz.............U.U
CPsCartoons: Other hormones *look at Yuji*: "Him."
hollychan5: H Leader: Onward to Yuji then!
Other Hs: Hai!
CPsCartoons: Michiko *looks to see the hormones hopping towards them*: "EEK! BUGS!!"
*Stomps on them*
Hormones: XD;;;;;;
hollychan5: Yuji: O_O?
Michiko: .....No....wait...........I don't think those were bugs........ O__o;
Yuji: ...................
CPsCartoons: Both: "...Ew...." O_o;;;;
hollychan5: Hormones: Damni.....it......all.....XP
Yuji: .......Are those........hormones.......? O__o;;;
hollychan5: *Damn
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "EW!!!!!! ACK!!!"
*Wipes her shoe on the ground like an idiot*
Michiko: "Yuckies! Yuckies!!!!!"
hollychan5: Yuji: *Sweats* Er.....O_o;;;
H Leader: ......ow....hey! Yuji's.......nearby...quick....go....X_x;
Other Hs: Hai...... X_x/
CPsCartoons: (LOL!)
Michiko: "Er...they look like they're coming towards you.." o_O;
hollychan5: Yuji: ...Huh?
Hormones: Boo-ya! In! :-D
H leader: C'mon! The bedroom's right there! Drag her in!
Yuji: Oh.......crap....... O_O
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "...Oh gods..." o_O;
hollychan5: Hs: C'mon! It's not like you haven't done it before! It should be natural! Do it! Bwa ha!
Yuji: ........Do you still have that dog chain, Michi? O__o;;;
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "Yes...why?" O-o;
hollychan5: Yuji:......Go.....get......it........Ack! No! _ *Punches himself*
Hormones: Stop resisting!!
CPsCartoons: Michiko: "Yuji?" ;__;??
hollychan5: Yuji: *Nose bleeds* O-ow.....Just get the chain!
Hs: Bwa ha! We'll really make your nose bleed! : )
Yuji: Never! *Trips himself and hormones try to make himself walk forward*
hollychan5: *as