Breadsticks…zzzz…mmmmm…
"Remember, Nakano Koichi, not all elves are good...." luckily, this one is. ^^;
CPsCartoons: Elf girls: "He's sooo cute!" ^-^
hollychan5: :-D;;
Elf Dude: .......*Runs*
Personally, out of all 3, I like the elf. :-P
CPsCartoons: CP: "Me too. Excuse me."
*Chases after the elf with the elf girls*
hollychan5: ^_^;;;;;;
Koichi: Poor, poor Souchika.....(elf dude)....I'm glad girls don't chase me like that....
CPsCartoons: Haruko: "Oooooooh Kooichi!" \^-^/
hollychan5: Koichi: ^_^;; H-hai, Haruko-san?
CPsCartoons: Haruko: *Points to the herd of girls all staring at him with huge, puppy dog eyes*
Herd of girls: "Koichi-samaaaaaaaa!!!" @_@
hollychan5: Koichi: .........O)_______o|;;;;;
CPsCartoons: Haruko: ^^;;
hollychan5: Koichi: Um.....excuse me a moment..... *Runs*
CPsCartoons: Herd of girls: "Okay!"
.............
..............
Herd of girls: "Heeeyyy!!" ;__;''
*Runs after him*
hollychan5: Minaru: ....Daddy sure is popular.....O-o;;;;
CPsCartoons: Haruko: "Poor---"
Herd of guys: "Haruko-chan!!!!" ^____^
Haruko: O_;'
*Runs away screaming with guys chasing after her*
CPsCartoons: Happy birthday! ^-^
hollychan5: .....Oh yeah! Thanks! ^^;;
CPsCartoons: :-D
hollychan5: ^^ Technically, I'm 15, but I'll really be 15 around 6 am.....:-P
CPsCartoons: lol
hollychan5: Minaru: ........Mommy's popular too......
Tomoyuki: Yeah.......I'm glad I'm not.....I don't want that kind of attention.....O_o;
CPsCartoons: CP *sulks back*: "He got away..."
Elf girls: ;__;'''
hollychan5: (LOL!!)
Elf Dude: *Far Away* Bwa ha! :-D/
CPsCartoons: (*ROTFL*)
Elf Dude *hiding in a tree*: "That was too close."
Koichi *clinging to a branch next to him*: "I'll say..."
Haruko *on a higher branch*: "I feel like a cat..."
hollychan5: (LOL!!!! :-D)
Minaru: ...My parents are gowne......I'm scawred.... O-O;;
Tomoyuki: ^^;;; *Pats him on the head* Hey, you got a formor assassin on your side. No one's gonna hurt you.
Minaru: I hope so...O-o;
Koichi: Geez, I was once constantly tracked down by the one of the most powerful daiymo in Japan, was taken prisoner by goblins at the age of 17, have face trolls and evil elves, befriended feirce dragons, and even fought the lord of Hell, king of the demons.....and WON.....so why am I so afraid of these women? O)_o|;
hollychan5: *faced
CPsCartoons: (*ROTFLMAO*)
Elf dude: "Dude, women ARE scary."
Koichi: "...Oh yeah! Phew, I thought I was losing my touch." ^_^
Haruko: "U-um...hey..." =_=;;;
MEANWHILE, IN THERAPY...
Dagger: "And then...I found her body on the beach and...and...WAAAAAAHHHHH!!"
Suezo *pops up*: "She was lying there like a beached whale!! BWAH HAHAHA!"
Dagger: "....."
Suezo *as he flies out the window of the 10 story building*: "CCCHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"
hollychan5: (*ROTFL*)
Zidane and Miko: ........ O____o;;;;
Koichi: *Looks at Haruko* ....What?
CPsCartoons: Haruko: *Sulk*
Dagger: "...Wow! I feel so much better!!"
Therapist: o_o;
Dagger *skips out*: "La la la la de la la la la da da!" ^___^
Therapist: o_o;
hollychan5: Zidane: Umm....don't mind her....she gets moods swings sometimes....*Picks up Miko and walks out*
Therapist: o_o;
Koichi: .....Why are you sulking, Haruko-chan?
Souchika (elf dude): .....Whatever. I'm gonna keep watch......
CPsCartoons: (LOL!)
CP *in a hunter uniform and a tranquilizer gun in her hand along with the other girls*: :-D
hollychan5: H-c: ......Don't you think you're carrying this a little too far.....? O_o;;;;
CPsCartoons: CP: "................Um.....................Nope!" ^_^
*Skips off with the elf girls*
hollychan5: H-c: .........-_-;;;;;;
Souchika: Crap! They're coming! O_O
Koichi: Hmm......I think I have an idea! Think you can call a tengu to go get Minaru and Junako and bring them here?
Souchika: ....Yes, but....doing so will give away our position....
Koichi: Just do it!
Souchika: Okay....I hope you know what you're doing...... *Climbs on top of the tree, balancing himself on the highest branches and makes a loud, screech/howl*
CPsCartoons: CP: "MONSTER!" O_O;;;
*Shoots the tranquilzer dart blindly*
MEANWHILE...
Nelsha *looking out into the sunset with Soushi*: "Wow...Nelsha loves the sun! The light..." @_@
Soushi: o_O; "Yes...er..." ^^;;;
*The dart hits Nelsha in the back*
Nelsha *drooling*: "Wooowwww Nelsha feelllllll weiiiiird...."
*Collapses* XD
Soushi: O_O;;;
hollychan5: (*ROTFLMAO*)
hollychan5: Souchika: O_o;;;
*A tengu (mythical Japanese bird-man) flies up*
Tengu: Hai, you called?
Souchika: Minaru and Junako are in Koichi's dojo. Could you please bring them here as quickly as possible?
Tengu: Strange, but....all right....*Flies off*
CPsCartoons: (:-D)
Elf girl: "Like, oh my gawd! I think I broke a nail when I tripped over that log!"
Elf girl #2: "M-monster?!" O_;''
CP: "Quit complaining! There are no monsters around here!"
Elf girls: "Phew!" ^-^
*A monster leaps out and steals one of the elf girls*
CP: o_O;;; "GOOD-BYE!"
*Runs away like an idiot with the elf girls*
Monster: "I finally got a woman! Boo-ya!" :-D
Elf girl: "Er..." o_O;
Nelsha: *Snore* XD
hollychan5: (LOL!!!!!)
hollychan5: Souchika:*Watches this and sweatdrops* Er.....that looks like a goblin....but can't most elves cast a lightning blast to fry a goblin? O_o;
CPsCartoons: Elf girl: "Like, oh yeah! Um, oh great spirits and stuff, I call upon a lightning to attack this beast as if he were a lightning rod!!"
Hare *pops up*: "Heh heh...rod..."
Holly: *Pops up and kicks him to the moon*
Monster *as he's fried*: "EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
Elf girl: "HAUH HAHAHAH! Like, oh my gawd! I GOT to call Kristin and tell her about this!"
*Runs off*
Monster: "I-I just...needed...a...friend..." X(
hollychan5: (*ROTFL*)
hollychan5: Souchika: ......[Note to self--find a troll to make friends with that poor goblin....] O_o;;
Tengu: *Comes back with Minaru and Junako* Okay, here they are. That all?
Souchika: *As he picks up Junako* Hai, it is. Arigatou.
Tengu: No prob. *Flies off*
Minarou: *Climbs over to Koichi and Haruko* Otosan! Okkasan! ^__^
Koichi: *Hugs him* Hey, Minaru-chan! ^_^
Souchika: All right, so what's your plan, Koichi?
Koichi: Actually, it's quite simple...
*Dart barely misses him*
Koichi: O_o;;;; I think I'll just skip all the crap and tell you quickly.
CPsCartoons: CP: "Okay...I think they're in that tree up there..."
Soushi's voice: "CP!"
CP: =_=;
Soushi *holds up a limp and drooling/snoring Nelsha*: "Look what you've done!"
Nelsha: "Zzzzzzz...stick needle...up...his....zzzzzzzz...." XD
CP: "Er, look. We'll settle this later." ^^;;;
Soushi: "Sigh. Okay."
Elf girl: "Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm huntin' elf men... Hu hu hu huh!"
CP: "......"
Red neck *pops up*: "RACOON!!"
*Shoots into the tree*
Haruko *barely dodges the bullets*: "That's it! I'M ALL YOURS GUYS!!"
*Leaps down and runs away like an idiot*
hollychan5: (LOL!!!)
Koichi: Kuso! I needed Haruko for the plan! )_XX
CPsCartoons: Haruko *runs back backwards and scrambles up the tree*: "Okay Koichi-san!" ^_^
*Clings to him*
hollychan5: Koichi: ^^;;;;
Souchika: Well, Haruko's here, so what do we do?
Koichi: First, we jump down.
Souchika: Are you mad?!
Koichi: Do it!!
Souchika: Fine, fine...*Jumps down, still holding Junako*
Koichi: *Holds Minaru and jumps down with Haruko*
Souchika: Now what?
Koichi: Just let me do the talking right now. *Yells over at the crazied elf girls, human guys, and CP* ALL OF YOU! STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND LISTEN TO ME! *Takes out kantana* OR I SWEAR I WILL SUMMON MY LIGHT ELEMENT DRAGON SPIRIT TO WIPE YOU ALL OUT!!
CPsCartoons: CP: O.O
Soushi: O_O;
Nelsha: "Breadsticks...zzz...mmm..." XD
CP and Soushi: *Sweats*
hollychan5: Koichi: *Still yelling out to them* GOOD! I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND! NOW, *Faces human men and women* YOU MEN AND WOMEN, THE ONES AFTER HARUKO AND MYSELF, LISTEN UP! *Wraps one are around Haruko* HARUKO IS MY WIFE! THEREFORE SHE IS UNTOUCHABLE TO ANY SUITOR, AS AM I! AND LOOK, *Holds up Minaru in front of him* THIS IS OUR SON! I HOPE YOU DO NOT PLAN TO DRAG HIS PARENTS AWAY FROM HIM! HE IS ONLY FIVE!
Souchika: *Catches on and yells out to the others* UNFORTUNATLY, MY WIFE IS PREOCCUPIED WITH OTHER BUSSNESS, SO I CANNOT SHOW HER HERE AS PROOF OF OUR MARRIAGE, HOWEVER-- *Holds up Junako* MY SON, JUNAKO, ONLY THREE. I SHALL KILL ALL WHO TRY TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM HIM WHEN HE NEEDS ME.
(Maybe I shouldn't have done the shounting in caps... X_x; )
CPsCartoons: Guys and girls : "....*Sniffle*....*Sniffle*....WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
*Runs away crying*
CP: "...Oh! Look at the sun! Bye!" ^^;;;
Elf girls: "Screwed again." ;_;
*They sulk off*
Hare *flies back in a rocket ship and limps out*: "Heh heh...Screwed..." ^_._^
Holly: =_=+
*Eats his rocket ship and kicks him to the sun*
SOushi: "Er, I was just here to yell at CP. ...Any of you have an antidote for tranquilizers? She's starting to scare me..." o_O;
Nelsha: "Zzz...he he...zzz..." XD
hollychan5: (*ROTFL*)
Souchika: Well, I have some herbs that make reverse the effects of traquilizers and wake her up..^^;;
CPsCartoons: Soushi: "Thank you." ^_^
hollychan5: Souchika: No prob. *Gives him some herbs*
CPsCartoons: Announcer: "Mwah! I finally get a par--"
SOON...
Announcer: "...." =_=+
Nelsha *wakes up sleepily*: "Hmm?"
Sodina *leans over her*: "Hey! You're awake!" ^_^
Nelsha: ".......Breadsticks.....zzzzzzzz......" -.-
Sodina: O_o;