Author's Notes: Hey hey people! Me again, and I just keep on writing! Well just sayin, I own none of the characters in this fanfiction, nor do I own FF8... so please leave me be. Also, do refrain from flaming me as I will simply ignore it.. and do review! I'd appreciate it greatly. Thanks.
The Fujin Kazeno Show
Announcer: GOOOOOOD MMMOOOOORRRRRRRNIIINNNGG VIETNAM!!! Oh wait anywho, welcome once again loyal viewers to the Fujin Kazeno Show, the only show out there hosted by a lovely lady with a speech impediment! And now, here's the vocally challenged one herself HEEERRREEEEEEE'SSS FUJIN!!
Fujin walks out to her desk, sipping at the coffee mug in her hand.
Fujin: WELCOME, VIEWERS!
Raijin: Hey there again everybody, ya know!
Seifer: Yeah yeah.. why do I have to work the damn
camera!? I hate cameras! I could do a better job as your co-host then Raijin could..
Raijin: No you couldn't, ya know! This job is really hard ya know!
Seifer: What job?! You stand there and make mistakes that Fujin has to correct!
The two glare at each other, sparks shooting from their eyes.
Announcer: Uhh guys.. Look out!!
Throughout the whole argument, Fujin has slowly been getting angrier. She picks up her own chair and throws it at Seifer and Raijin, taking out both of them.
Fujin: RAGE!!
Fujin manages to calm herself as she sips from her coffee. Another chair is brought out for Fujin.
Fujin: WHERE GUEST?
Raijin's head pops out of the mass on the floor.
Raijin: Our guest.. is Zell Dincht... ya know..
Fujin: (Finally, no more annoying people!) WELCOME ZELL.
Zell comes out from backstage to absolute silence. Crickets are heard chirping in the background.
Zell: Oh you people just can't appreciate a good fighter! It's not like it matters anyways... soon this show will be mine!! HAHAHA!!
Fujin and Seifer: .....
Raijin: .... Ya know..
Zell: Oh you doubt me huh?! I'm famous! I have tons of money!
Fujin: MONEY? WHERE?
Zell: Don't you know? I get posted in tons of fanfics! And due to the fact that the game never gave the Librarian girl with the pigtail a name, it's mostly yaois!They pay you tons of money to star in those things! I have more then enough to buy this show! HAHAHA!!
Fujin: ..SURE.
Raijin: Wow.. I wonder why I never appear in these fics? Hey Seifer, what's a yaoi?
Seifer: Uggggh... something you don't wanna know about moron..
Fujin suddenly stands up and walks backstage, where the announcer/author is sitting at his computer, typing and sipping his soda.
Fujin: You do realize how OOC Zell is right now, right?
Announcer: Yes I do... I am testing new things.. this is just to see how the audience will react to the new Zell.. if they like him or hate him lets me know how to write him from now on.
Fujin: Yeah I know.. but Zell's usually a moron on his own. Now he's an overconfident moron and it's agitating. Keep it up author boy and I'll lock you in a closet.
Announcer: Okay okay! Enough with the threats..
Fujin: I swear.. one of these days..
Fujin walks back out to the stage to find Zell sitting at her table, his feet up on her desk.
Zell: This is nice..
Fujin: RAGE!!!
Fujin begins beating down on Zell, as the camera cuts for a commercial break.
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Announcer: Due to several deposits made to my bank account, I welcome you to the Zell Dincht Show! And HEEEEEEEREEEE'SSS..
Fujin's coffee mug comes flying at speeds matching light and cracks the author in the head.
Announcer: Ugggh... right.. and now it's time for Ask Fu, where you send in your questions and our dear Fu-sama will answer them for you, the audience!
Fujin: RAIJIN! FIRST LETTER!
Raijin: Okay Fu-sama! The first letter reads:
Dear Fu-sama,
I just wanted to say how much I love you Fu-sama! You are far superior to all the other girls in the game not to mention you are by far the most attractive! I worship the very ground you walk on Fu-sama!
Signed,
Hopeless Romantic
Fujin: HOPELESS HAVE SENSE
Seifer: Cough.. suck up.. cough..
Raijin: Okay then, the next letter is from anonymous.. that's a pretty odd name, ya know.
Anyhow, it reads..
BOOYAKA! Hey there Miss Disciplinary Committee! I just wanted to say I think you are like SUPER sexy! You are like the hottest thing, like ever!
Fujin(A look of horror plastered on her face):.....
Seifer: Lesbians! Kick ass!
Fujin: PERVERT!
Fujin gets up to beat Seifer down, when suddenly, Seifer's eyes become big and he runs up and hugs Zell.
Seifer: Oh Zell! I want you to know that I love you! I always have loved you!
Zell: I love you too Seifer!
As the two hold their embrace, Fujin stands up and walks backstage, where screams and yelling can be heard.
Fujin: We've had enough of your experimenting!
Announcer: Come see the violence inherited in the system! Help help! I'm being repressed!
The camera starts fading to black as Fujin drags the author to the nearest closet, the author all the while kicking and screaming. Raijin stands in the middle of the stage.
Raijin: I still don't know what a yaoi is, ya know..
The Fujin Kazeno Show
Announcer: GOOOOOOD MMMOOOOORRRRRRRNIIINNNGG VIETNAM!!! Oh wait anywho, welcome once again loyal viewers to the Fujin Kazeno Show, the only show out there hosted by a lovely lady with a speech impediment! And now, here's the vocally challenged one herself HEEERRREEEEEEE'SSS FUJIN!!
Fujin walks out to her desk, sipping at the coffee mug in her hand.
Fujin: WELCOME, VIEWERS!
Raijin: Hey there again everybody, ya know!
Seifer: Yeah yeah.. why do I have to work the damn
camera!? I hate cameras! I could do a better job as your co-host then Raijin could..
Raijin: No you couldn't, ya know! This job is really hard ya know!
Seifer: What job?! You stand there and make mistakes that Fujin has to correct!
The two glare at each other, sparks shooting from their eyes.
Announcer: Uhh guys.. Look out!!
Throughout the whole argument, Fujin has slowly been getting angrier. She picks up her own chair and throws it at Seifer and Raijin, taking out both of them.
Fujin: RAGE!!
Fujin manages to calm herself as she sips from her coffee. Another chair is brought out for Fujin.
Fujin: WHERE GUEST?
Raijin's head pops out of the mass on the floor.
Raijin: Our guest.. is Zell Dincht... ya know..
Fujin: (Finally, no more annoying people!) WELCOME ZELL.
Zell comes out from backstage to absolute silence. Crickets are heard chirping in the background.
Zell: Oh you people just can't appreciate a good fighter! It's not like it matters anyways... soon this show will be mine!! HAHAHA!!
Fujin and Seifer: .....
Raijin: .... Ya know..
Zell: Oh you doubt me huh?! I'm famous! I have tons of money!
Fujin: MONEY? WHERE?
Zell: Don't you know? I get posted in tons of fanfics! And due to the fact that the game never gave the Librarian girl with the pigtail a name, it's mostly yaois!They pay you tons of money to star in those things! I have more then enough to buy this show! HAHAHA!!
Fujin: ..SURE.
Raijin: Wow.. I wonder why I never appear in these fics? Hey Seifer, what's a yaoi?
Seifer: Uggggh... something you don't wanna know about moron..
Fujin suddenly stands up and walks backstage, where the announcer/author is sitting at his computer, typing and sipping his soda.
Fujin: You do realize how OOC Zell is right now, right?
Announcer: Yes I do... I am testing new things.. this is just to see how the audience will react to the new Zell.. if they like him or hate him lets me know how to write him from now on.
Fujin: Yeah I know.. but Zell's usually a moron on his own. Now he's an overconfident moron and it's agitating. Keep it up author boy and I'll lock you in a closet.
Announcer: Okay okay! Enough with the threats..
Fujin: I swear.. one of these days..
Fujin walks back out to the stage to find Zell sitting at her table, his feet up on her desk.
Zell: This is nice..
Fujin: RAGE!!!
Fujin begins beating down on Zell, as the camera cuts for a commercial break.
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Announcer: Due to several deposits made to my bank account, I welcome you to the Zell Dincht Show! And HEEEEEEEREEEE'SSS..
Fujin's coffee mug comes flying at speeds matching light and cracks the author in the head.
Announcer: Ugggh... right.. and now it's time for Ask Fu, where you send in your questions and our dear Fu-sama will answer them for you, the audience!
Fujin: RAIJIN! FIRST LETTER!
Raijin: Okay Fu-sama! The first letter reads:
Dear Fu-sama,
I just wanted to say how much I love you Fu-sama! You are far superior to all the other girls in the game not to mention you are by far the most attractive! I worship the very ground you walk on Fu-sama!
Signed,
Hopeless Romantic
Fujin: HOPELESS HAVE SENSE
Seifer: Cough.. suck up.. cough..
Raijin: Okay then, the next letter is from anonymous.. that's a pretty odd name, ya know.
Anyhow, it reads..
BOOYAKA! Hey there Miss Disciplinary Committee! I just wanted to say I think you are like SUPER sexy! You are like the hottest thing, like ever!
Fujin(A look of horror plastered on her face):.....
Seifer: Lesbians! Kick ass!
Fujin: PERVERT!
Fujin gets up to beat Seifer down, when suddenly, Seifer's eyes become big and he runs up and hugs Zell.
Seifer: Oh Zell! I want you to know that I love you! I always have loved you!
Zell: I love you too Seifer!
As the two hold their embrace, Fujin stands up and walks backstage, where screams and yelling can be heard.
Fujin: We've had enough of your experimenting!
Announcer: Come see the violence inherited in the system! Help help! I'm being repressed!
The camera starts fading to black as Fujin drags the author to the nearest closet, the author all the while kicking and screaming. Raijin stands in the middle of the stage.
Raijin: I still don't know what a yaoi is, ya know..