Author's Notes: I just keep writing these things at the request of my...4 fans... *sniff* it makes me soooo happy.. well here we go, yet another fanfiction done. And remember, I don't own any of this stuff.
And thanks to all those reviewing, it makes me feel special! Keep reviewing, and now onto the show!
The Fujin Kazeno Show
Announcer: Welcome once again good viewers! It's time for another wonderful session of the Fujin Kazeno show! Today, our most dear Fu-sama will be helping more couples, all the while celebrating the turn of the seasons and the upcoming holidays! So here she is, the one eyed goddess of giving.. HEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSS FUJIN!!!!!!
Fujin walks out to her desk, which is decorated with small Thanksgiving trinkets.
Fujin:..WHAT IS THIS?
Raijin: I did it Fu-sama! To give the show a more friendly style, ya know!
Seifer: Yeah yeah... why the hell do I have to wear this?! ::Seifer points up at the Pilgrim hat on his head::
Raijin: I thought it was cool, ya know.
Seifer: Cool huh? Well then.. explain what all these friggin turkeys are doing on the stage!!
Raijin looks down at all the free turkeys roaming about on stage.
Raijin: Well.. I just couldn't watch them get killed, ya know!
Fujin:.. SILENCE! WHO FIRST!?
Raijin: Huh? Oh right! The next couple is Zidane and Garnet from Final Fantasy 9!
Fujin: WELCOME!
Garnet and Zidane walk out onto the stage.
Garnet: How do you do? I am Princess Garnet til Alexandro..
Zidane quickly cuts her off by moving in front of her and staring at Fujin.
Zidane: Well hello there! Care to come ride me?.. I mean with me on my airship? It would be magical!
Garnet slaps Zidane upside the head and points to the chair. Zidane quickly has a seat. Seifer points at Zidane and laughs.
Seifer: You are SOO carpet bagged!
Fujin turns and glares menacingly at Seifer.
Seifer: ...Sorry mistress..
Fujin: DAMN STRAIGHT.
Garnet: Well, my problem is that my Zidane is a bit of a letch. It makes me worry because he constantly disappears and then appears again with another woman.
Zidane: Zidane wants poontang!
Garnet: Quiet you!
Zidane: Quit sassin me woman!
Garnet: You and your sassin! You probally haven't the slightest clue towards what sass is!
Zidane: There you go again! Keep sassin me woman and I'll take off my belt!
Garnet: What belt? That's an electric cord!
Zidane: Don't bad mouth my choice in clothes!
Raijin: My pants are just a garbage bag ya know.
Fujin snaps her fingers and two security guards come out and remove the bickering couple.
Seifer: Since when did we have security guards?
Raijin: Yeah seriously ya know.
Fujin: SHUT UP. WHO NEXT?
Raijin: Ohhh.. ummm.. uhhh.. ohh it's Selphie Tilmitt and Irvine Kinneas!
Irvine and Selphie walk out and take their seats. Selphie slowly starts sliding her chair closer to Fujin.
Irvine: Hi there!
Selphie: Hello Miss Disciplinary Committee.
Fujin & Seifer: ......
Raijin: Hey! You talk a lot like that Anonymous person, ya know!
Selphie's chair is now right next to Fujin.
Audience Chant: WE-LOVE-LESBIANS! WE-LOVE-LESBIANS!
Seifer: And when the hell did we get the Jerry Springer audience!? Get the hell outta here!
The audience disperses.
Fujin: Okay.. you're creeping me out..
Selphie: Booyaka! That's the plan!
Irvine: You know Fujin.. it has come to my attention that my Selphie might not be interested in me..
Seifer: I'd say..
Selphie suddenly leaps from her chair and pulls Fujin into a fierce embrace.
Selphie: I love you Fu-chan!!
Fujin: Get it off of me!!!!!
Fujin kicks Selphie onto the ground. Selphie struggles to get up but gets attacked by the roaming turkeys.
Irvine: Selphie!!! NOOOO!!!!
Seifer: Face the facts man.. she was a lesbian.
Audience Chorus: WE-LOVE-LESBIANS! WE-LOVE-LESBIANS!
Raijin: Where are they coming from?
Seifer: Ya know something Fu? Of all the couples that show up on this show, you have helped 1 out of 4..and you managed to kill 3 guests with your show.
Fujin: ......MY BAD.
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Announcer: And now it's time for Fu's Final Thoughts...
Fujin's coffee mug flies from nowhere and pelts the announcer in the head.
Announcer: Or... or we could just end the show..
The announcer runs off to get a bandage while the screen fades to black.
And thanks to all those reviewing, it makes me feel special! Keep reviewing, and now onto the show!
The Fujin Kazeno Show
Announcer: Welcome once again good viewers! It's time for another wonderful session of the Fujin Kazeno show! Today, our most dear Fu-sama will be helping more couples, all the while celebrating the turn of the seasons and the upcoming holidays! So here she is, the one eyed goddess of giving.. HEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSS FUJIN!!!!!!
Fujin walks out to her desk, which is decorated with small Thanksgiving trinkets.
Fujin:..WHAT IS THIS?
Raijin: I did it Fu-sama! To give the show a more friendly style, ya know!
Seifer: Yeah yeah... why the hell do I have to wear this?! ::Seifer points up at the Pilgrim hat on his head::
Raijin: I thought it was cool, ya know.
Seifer: Cool huh? Well then.. explain what all these friggin turkeys are doing on the stage!!
Raijin looks down at all the free turkeys roaming about on stage.
Raijin: Well.. I just couldn't watch them get killed, ya know!
Fujin:.. SILENCE! WHO FIRST!?
Raijin: Huh? Oh right! The next couple is Zidane and Garnet from Final Fantasy 9!
Fujin: WELCOME!
Garnet and Zidane walk out onto the stage.
Garnet: How do you do? I am Princess Garnet til Alexandro..
Zidane quickly cuts her off by moving in front of her and staring at Fujin.
Zidane: Well hello there! Care to come ride me?.. I mean with me on my airship? It would be magical!
Garnet slaps Zidane upside the head and points to the chair. Zidane quickly has a seat. Seifer points at Zidane and laughs.
Seifer: You are SOO carpet bagged!
Fujin turns and glares menacingly at Seifer.
Seifer: ...Sorry mistress..
Fujin: DAMN STRAIGHT.
Garnet: Well, my problem is that my Zidane is a bit of a letch. It makes me worry because he constantly disappears and then appears again with another woman.
Zidane: Zidane wants poontang!
Garnet: Quiet you!
Zidane: Quit sassin me woman!
Garnet: You and your sassin! You probally haven't the slightest clue towards what sass is!
Zidane: There you go again! Keep sassin me woman and I'll take off my belt!
Garnet: What belt? That's an electric cord!
Zidane: Don't bad mouth my choice in clothes!
Raijin: My pants are just a garbage bag ya know.
Fujin snaps her fingers and two security guards come out and remove the bickering couple.
Seifer: Since when did we have security guards?
Raijin: Yeah seriously ya know.
Fujin: SHUT UP. WHO NEXT?
Raijin: Ohhh.. ummm.. uhhh.. ohh it's Selphie Tilmitt and Irvine Kinneas!
Irvine and Selphie walk out and take their seats. Selphie slowly starts sliding her chair closer to Fujin.
Irvine: Hi there!
Selphie: Hello Miss Disciplinary Committee.
Fujin & Seifer: ......
Raijin: Hey! You talk a lot like that Anonymous person, ya know!
Selphie's chair is now right next to Fujin.
Audience Chant: WE-LOVE-LESBIANS! WE-LOVE-LESBIANS!
Seifer: And when the hell did we get the Jerry Springer audience!? Get the hell outta here!
The audience disperses.
Fujin: Okay.. you're creeping me out..
Selphie: Booyaka! That's the plan!
Irvine: You know Fujin.. it has come to my attention that my Selphie might not be interested in me..
Seifer: I'd say..
Selphie suddenly leaps from her chair and pulls Fujin into a fierce embrace.
Selphie: I love you Fu-chan!!
Fujin: Get it off of me!!!!!
Fujin kicks Selphie onto the ground. Selphie struggles to get up but gets attacked by the roaming turkeys.
Irvine: Selphie!!! NOOOO!!!!
Seifer: Face the facts man.. she was a lesbian.
Audience Chorus: WE-LOVE-LESBIANS! WE-LOVE-LESBIANS!
Raijin: Where are they coming from?
Seifer: Ya know something Fu? Of all the couples that show up on this show, you have helped 1 out of 4..and you managed to kill 3 guests with your show.
Fujin: ......MY BAD.
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Announcer: And now it's time for Fu's Final Thoughts...
Fujin's coffee mug flies from nowhere and pelts the announcer in the head.
Announcer: Or... or we could just end the show..
The announcer runs off to get a bandage while the screen fades to black.