Author's Notes: I'M SO SORRY! I didn't mean for the next chapter to take this long! I started slacking and it all piled on me! Anyways, I don't own FF8 or it's characters... you know the rest..
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Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentlemen! It's time once again as our aggrivated albino bedazzles us on this most happy Easter holiday! So here she is, the disgruntled queen of child care.... HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEE'SSSSSS FUJIN!
Camera cuts to Fujin, who is sitting at her desk... which, much like the floor, is covered with white bunny rabbits.
Fujin: I......HATE......BUNNIES!
Seifer: Heh... you called em bunnies...
Fujin: SILENCE!
Seifer: Yes ma'am..
Raijin: But Fu-Sama! It's Easter ya know! We have to make ourselves seem like kind people ya know!
Fujin: I HATE BUNNIES!!!!
Raijin: How do you expect to deal with kids if you can't deal with little rabbits ya know?
Fujin: KIDS ACCEPTABLE! RABBITS DISTURBING!
Raijin(turning to the camera): No time to argue ya know. Today, Fu-sama will be talking with kids and their loving parents ya know! So here's our first two.... straight from Final Fantasy 7, it's Barret and his little girl Marlene!
The two enter and have a seat on the couch, holding hands.
Audience: AWWWW!!
Fujin: WELCOME!
Barret: Yeah yeah.. when are we getting paid?!
Marlene: .......
Raijin: You'll be paid after the show ya know.
Seifer: No you won't... I've been working here for several chapters now and I still haven't been paid.
Raijin: .....you're right ya know! I haven't been paid either ya know!
The two turn and stare at Fujin.
Fujin: Ummm....... GUEST! RIGHT! HOW IS MARLENE?
Barret: Oh she's great. I still love her like she was my own daughta!
Marlene: ...you mean I'm not?
Barret: Like my own daughta!
Raijin: You're name sounds a lot like ferret ya know.
Barret: What the $%#$@# did you say?!
Raijin: Well it's true... Barret Ferret. That's pretty cool to say ya know. BARRET FERRET!
Barret lifts up his gun arm and starts firing.
Barret: $#@%#@$# $@#$%@$#@ @$#%@$#%@!!!!
Seifer: Wow... that's the most little marks I've ever seen...
Fujin: How does someone actually say that? Is it some kind of sound effect?
They all look backstage at the author, who looks back and shrugs.
Raijin: STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF THE CHILD YA KNOW!!
Raijin slaps his hands over Marlene's ears.
Marlene: Ow! My $#%@$#ing ears! You #%$$@#$#$moron!
Fujin: THIS IS TRYING MY PATIENCE...
Fujin snaps her fingers and security removes Barret and his foul mouthed daughter.
Fujin: WHO NEXT?
Raijin: Umm.... next up is Laguna Loire and a Chibi-Squall!
The two walk out and have a seat. Laguna's leg cramps as he enters though and he falls face first into the pack of rabbits. The rabbits quickly swarm onto him and he rolls off stage, trying to remove the offending critters.
Chibi Squall stares at Fujin and Fujin stares right back. Sweat begins to form on both of their forehead's, as the stare off continues.
Raijin: Is this even humanly possible ya know?
Seifer: Who the $#@# cares... everything else has happened on this show.
Seifer glares at the author.
Author: What? You want some of this little man? I'll write you up as yaoi again buddy!
Seifer: ........
Chibi Squall(in a high pitched, choir boy voice): ....whatever.
Fujin: HA! YOU BLINKED!
Raijin: Hmm... time's almost up today Fu! Time for your special segment. Better make it short though ya know.
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Announcer: And now it's time for Fu's Words Of Wisdom. Let us all bask in the golden knowledge that is Fu.
Fujin: Children suck. Don't have them. Cursing in front of kids is wrong. Bunnies are evil.
Seifer: Heheheheheheheh.... bunnies....
Fujin: RAGE!!!
Fujin leaps from her desk and tackles Seifer, pummeling him into unconciousness.
Announcer: Umm.... well.... good bye folks....
The screen fades as Raijin sneaks up behind the Chibi-Squall, a glass of water in his hand.
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Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentlemen! It's time once again as our aggrivated albino bedazzles us on this most happy Easter holiday! So here she is, the disgruntled queen of child care.... HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEE'SSSSSS FUJIN!
Camera cuts to Fujin, who is sitting at her desk... which, much like the floor, is covered with white bunny rabbits.
Fujin: I......HATE......BUNNIES!
Seifer: Heh... you called em bunnies...
Fujin: SILENCE!
Seifer: Yes ma'am..
Raijin: But Fu-Sama! It's Easter ya know! We have to make ourselves seem like kind people ya know!
Fujin: I HATE BUNNIES!!!!
Raijin: How do you expect to deal with kids if you can't deal with little rabbits ya know?
Fujin: KIDS ACCEPTABLE! RABBITS DISTURBING!
Raijin(turning to the camera): No time to argue ya know. Today, Fu-sama will be talking with kids and their loving parents ya know! So here's our first two.... straight from Final Fantasy 7, it's Barret and his little girl Marlene!
The two enter and have a seat on the couch, holding hands.
Audience: AWWWW!!
Fujin: WELCOME!
Barret: Yeah yeah.. when are we getting paid?!
Marlene: .......
Raijin: You'll be paid after the show ya know.
Seifer: No you won't... I've been working here for several chapters now and I still haven't been paid.
Raijin: .....you're right ya know! I haven't been paid either ya know!
The two turn and stare at Fujin.
Fujin: Ummm....... GUEST! RIGHT! HOW IS MARLENE?
Barret: Oh she's great. I still love her like she was my own daughta!
Marlene: ...you mean I'm not?
Barret: Like my own daughta!
Raijin: You're name sounds a lot like ferret ya know.
Barret: What the $%#$@# did you say?!
Raijin: Well it's true... Barret Ferret. That's pretty cool to say ya know. BARRET FERRET!
Barret lifts up his gun arm and starts firing.
Barret: $#@%#@$# $@#$%@$#@ @$#%@$#%@!!!!
Seifer: Wow... that's the most little marks I've ever seen...
Fujin: How does someone actually say that? Is it some kind of sound effect?
They all look backstage at the author, who looks back and shrugs.
Raijin: STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF THE CHILD YA KNOW!!
Raijin slaps his hands over Marlene's ears.
Marlene: Ow! My $#%@$#ing ears! You #%$$@#$#$moron!
Fujin: THIS IS TRYING MY PATIENCE...
Fujin snaps her fingers and security removes Barret and his foul mouthed daughter.
Fujin: WHO NEXT?
Raijin: Umm.... next up is Laguna Loire and a Chibi-Squall!
The two walk out and have a seat. Laguna's leg cramps as he enters though and he falls face first into the pack of rabbits. The rabbits quickly swarm onto him and he rolls off stage, trying to remove the offending critters.
Chibi Squall stares at Fujin and Fujin stares right back. Sweat begins to form on both of their forehead's, as the stare off continues.
Raijin: Is this even humanly possible ya know?
Seifer: Who the $#@# cares... everything else has happened on this show.
Seifer glares at the author.
Author: What? You want some of this little man? I'll write you up as yaoi again buddy!
Seifer: ........
Chibi Squall(in a high pitched, choir boy voice): ....whatever.
Fujin: HA! YOU BLINKED!
Raijin: Hmm... time's almost up today Fu! Time for your special segment. Better make it short though ya know.
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Announcer: And now it's time for Fu's Words Of Wisdom. Let us all bask in the golden knowledge that is Fu.
Fujin: Children suck. Don't have them. Cursing in front of kids is wrong. Bunnies are evil.
Seifer: Heheheheheheheh.... bunnies....
Fujin: RAGE!!!
Fujin leaps from her desk and tackles Seifer, pummeling him into unconciousness.
Announcer: Umm.... well.... good bye folks....
The screen fades as Raijin sneaks up behind the Chibi-Squall, a glass of water in his hand.