The Fujin Show

Announcer: Greetings freaks and fruitcakes! It's time for The Fujin Show to evolve to the next level of fanfiction entertainment! That's right! It's time to get interactive with you, the reader!! So from now on, there will be a special segment in each episode of the Fu Show called Fu's Letter Bag!!! I want YOU ::Points to the reader:: to send any questions you may have for Fujin to my email account and after being put through rigorous tests, it MIGHT get put into the fic! Hurray! I want all of you to write with questions, no matter how stupid they might be! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to keep writing this Seifuu I've been workin on.. c ya folks!

Fujin and Seifer, sitting in the background, crack their knuckles.

Seifer: Yeah we wanted to talk with you about that Seifuu...

Fujin: RAGE!

Announcer: Umm.... help me.....