Author's Notes: On a little note here, I need more letters! Come on people! Send me questions! Any questions at all! You have a question for Fujin, send it off! No matter how stupid or perverse! Send away and it might be in here! Imagine... your name in my fic! Anywho.. insert disclaimer here. blah blah blah
The Fujin Kazeno Show
Announcer: Greetings minna-san! It's time once again for our favorite red eyed queen of monosyllabism to host her show! Today is a special episode though, as Fu will be starting the new special segment on the show, Fu's Letter Bag! So give it up for the albino of the people... HEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEE'SSSS FUJIN!
Camera cuts to Fujin, who is sitting at her desk sipping her coffee. Raijin is in the background inflating balloons with a helium tank.
Raijin: Yo there everyone! Don't mind me, I'm just decorating the area for the event tonight, ya know. Seifer, could you take over for me and introduce our guest tonight?
Seifer: Ha! Finally I get my chance! Of course I will Raij, my dear old pal!
Fujin: SEIFER! SIT!
Seifer sits back down behind the camera.
Fujin: RAIJIN! COME!
Raijin: Ah! Coming Fu-sama!
Raijin runs up front and makes a salute at Fujin.
Fujin: BETTER.
Seifer: Why the hell must HE do the show? I can do it better!
Raijin: Oh like last time ya know?
Seifer: Oh I am so going to beat you down..
Fujin: SILENCE!!
Raijin(voice slightly higher): I'd like to see you try ya know! I'm a lot stronger then you ya know!
Seifer(voice gradually getting higher pitched): Maybe physically yeah, but ya lack in the BRAINS department!
Raijin: !!!
Fujin(in a squeaky, high pitched voice): SILENCE!
Fujin quickly slaps a hand over her mouth.
Seifer(voice pitched like a chipmunk on speed): Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Fujin tosses her cup of coffee at Seifer. It connects with his forehead and the coffee spills on him.
(AN: From now on, so I don't have to keep writing it, just imagine the characters with extreme levels of helium in the air.)
Seifer: AH! SON OF A %#$@!
Raijin: Hahaha! Serves ya right ya know!
Fujin: STOP!!
Both Raijin and Seifer stop and look at Fujin. They look ready to burst out with laughter, which they quickly do.
Fujin(blushing): SHUT UP!
Both quickly shut up.
Raijin: I should go fix the tank ya know.
Raijin wanders backstage to fix the machine.
Fujin(yelling at Raijin from her desk): WHO GUEST?
Raijin: ......they left ya know!
Fujin: WHAT?!
Raijin: We had Tidus from Final Fantasy 10 here, but he left..
Fujin: RAGE!
Seifer: Hahahaha! You sound like one of those anime catgirls with the high pitched voices!
Fujin: CATGIRL?
Seifer: Yeah definately! Here hold on a sec...
Seifer runs backstage and runs back with a cat ears headband. He places them on Fujin's head.
Seifer(giggling like a school girl): Now say something and end it with nyo.
Fujin: NO!
Seifer: Come on!.....please?
Fujin: ..........
Seifer(giving Fujin his best pleading look): Please?
Fujin: This is so degrading... nyo.
Seifer: HAHAHAHAHA!
Fujin: RAIJIN!
Raijin: Wha?
Fujin: FINISHED?
Raijin: No ya know. A knob broke off and I can't get it back on ya know!
Fujin: ARGH!
Seifer: HAHAHAHAHA! LIKE A CATGIRL!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Fujin: At least I sound like a catgirl and not a chipmunk on speed!
Seifer: WHA? I do not sound like that!
Fujin: Oh yes you do! The author said you do, so you do!
Seifer slaps a hand over his mouth.
Fujin: HAHAHAHA!
Seifer: CATGIRL!
Fujin: CHIPMUNK!
Seifer: CATGIRL!!!!
Fujin: CHIPMUNK!!!!
Seifer: ONE EYED CATGIRL!!!!!!
Fujin: RAGE!
Fujin jumps from her desk and begins beating on Seifer.
Raijin calls out from backstage.
Raijin: Well I found the knob! I should have it fixed in a bit. Might as well get ready for the special segment!
Fujin stands up and walks away from the fallen and beaten Seifer.
Fujin: RIGHT!
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Announcer: Alrighty people! Lucky throughout this entire episode, I didn't have to say anything so you don't have to think about what I'd sound like on helium.... oh wait now that I said that you'll think about it.... don't think about it! Anyways, it's time for the premiere of the new special segment, Fu's Letter Bag! Time for Raijin to take over and read the first letter to Fu!
Raijin: Thanks Mr Announcer Author Guy! I'm so excited ya know! This should be great getting actual letters from you guys! Well our first letter is from... ribbetfrog! And he writes:
Dear Fujin,
Do you like frogs, newts, turtles, and all other cuddly animals? if not, i'll
call P.E.T.A. on you.
~ribbetfrog
p.s. Rabbits are evil. they attack me and leave scars o.o;;;
Fujin: CUDDLY? NO!
Seifer: She just doesn't want to admit that she likes polar bears. You should see it, she sleeps with a stuffed one. She even called me her 'big stuffed cuddly teddy' this one time when...
Seifer looks at Fujin, who has the look of death on her face.
Seifer: Umm... I'll shut up..
Fujin: IN RESPONSE. NO. CUDDLY SUCKS.
Seifer: .......liar...
Fujin: Say another word and I castrate you....
Seifer: Yes ma'am, Ms CatGirl ma'am!
Fujin: BETTER!........nyo.
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AN: Well that's it for now... please send more questions to me people! Send them to godofthewired@hotmail.com and remember, the more often I get questions, the more often new chapters for the Fu Show will appear! Sayonara!
The Fujin Kazeno Show
Announcer: Greetings minna-san! It's time once again for our favorite red eyed queen of monosyllabism to host her show! Today is a special episode though, as Fu will be starting the new special segment on the show, Fu's Letter Bag! So give it up for the albino of the people... HEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEE'SSSS FUJIN!
Camera cuts to Fujin, who is sitting at her desk sipping her coffee. Raijin is in the background inflating balloons with a helium tank.
Raijin: Yo there everyone! Don't mind me, I'm just decorating the area for the event tonight, ya know. Seifer, could you take over for me and introduce our guest tonight?
Seifer: Ha! Finally I get my chance! Of course I will Raij, my dear old pal!
Fujin: SEIFER! SIT!
Seifer sits back down behind the camera.
Fujin: RAIJIN! COME!
Raijin: Ah! Coming Fu-sama!
Raijin runs up front and makes a salute at Fujin.
Fujin: BETTER.
Seifer: Why the hell must HE do the show? I can do it better!
Raijin: Oh like last time ya know?
Seifer: Oh I am so going to beat you down..
Fujin: SILENCE!!
Raijin(voice slightly higher): I'd like to see you try ya know! I'm a lot stronger then you ya know!
Seifer(voice gradually getting higher pitched): Maybe physically yeah, but ya lack in the BRAINS department!
Raijin: !!!
Fujin(in a squeaky, high pitched voice): SILENCE!
Fujin quickly slaps a hand over her mouth.
Seifer(voice pitched like a chipmunk on speed): Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Fujin tosses her cup of coffee at Seifer. It connects with his forehead and the coffee spills on him.
(AN: From now on, so I don't have to keep writing it, just imagine the characters with extreme levels of helium in the air.)
Seifer: AH! SON OF A %#$@!
Raijin: Hahaha! Serves ya right ya know!
Fujin: STOP!!
Both Raijin and Seifer stop and look at Fujin. They look ready to burst out with laughter, which they quickly do.
Fujin(blushing): SHUT UP!
Both quickly shut up.
Raijin: I should go fix the tank ya know.
Raijin wanders backstage to fix the machine.
Fujin(yelling at Raijin from her desk): WHO GUEST?
Raijin: ......they left ya know!
Fujin: WHAT?!
Raijin: We had Tidus from Final Fantasy 10 here, but he left..
Fujin: RAGE!
Seifer: Hahahaha! You sound like one of those anime catgirls with the high pitched voices!
Fujin: CATGIRL?
Seifer: Yeah definately! Here hold on a sec...
Seifer runs backstage and runs back with a cat ears headband. He places them on Fujin's head.
Seifer(giggling like a school girl): Now say something and end it with nyo.
Fujin: NO!
Seifer: Come on!.....please?
Fujin: ..........
Seifer(giving Fujin his best pleading look): Please?
Fujin: This is so degrading... nyo.
Seifer: HAHAHAHAHA!
Fujin: RAIJIN!
Raijin: Wha?
Fujin: FINISHED?
Raijin: No ya know. A knob broke off and I can't get it back on ya know!
Fujin: ARGH!
Seifer: HAHAHAHAHA! LIKE A CATGIRL!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Fujin: At least I sound like a catgirl and not a chipmunk on speed!
Seifer: WHA? I do not sound like that!
Fujin: Oh yes you do! The author said you do, so you do!
Seifer slaps a hand over his mouth.
Fujin: HAHAHAHA!
Seifer: CATGIRL!
Fujin: CHIPMUNK!
Seifer: CATGIRL!!!!
Fujin: CHIPMUNK!!!!
Seifer: ONE EYED CATGIRL!!!!!!
Fujin: RAGE!
Fujin jumps from her desk and begins beating on Seifer.
Raijin calls out from backstage.
Raijin: Well I found the knob! I should have it fixed in a bit. Might as well get ready for the special segment!
Fujin stands up and walks away from the fallen and beaten Seifer.
Fujin: RIGHT!
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Announcer: Alrighty people! Lucky throughout this entire episode, I didn't have to say anything so you don't have to think about what I'd sound like on helium.... oh wait now that I said that you'll think about it.... don't think about it! Anyways, it's time for the premiere of the new special segment, Fu's Letter Bag! Time for Raijin to take over and read the first letter to Fu!
Raijin: Thanks Mr Announcer Author Guy! I'm so excited ya know! This should be great getting actual letters from you guys! Well our first letter is from... ribbetfrog! And he writes:
Dear Fujin,
Do you like frogs, newts, turtles, and all other cuddly animals? if not, i'll
call P.E.T.A. on you.
~ribbetfrog
p.s. Rabbits are evil. they attack me and leave scars o.o;;;
Fujin: CUDDLY? NO!
Seifer: She just doesn't want to admit that she likes polar bears. You should see it, she sleeps with a stuffed one. She even called me her 'big stuffed cuddly teddy' this one time when...
Seifer looks at Fujin, who has the look of death on her face.
Seifer: Umm... I'll shut up..
Fujin: IN RESPONSE. NO. CUDDLY SUCKS.
Seifer: .......liar...
Fujin: Say another word and I castrate you....
Seifer: Yes ma'am, Ms CatGirl ma'am!
Fujin: BETTER!........nyo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AN: Well that's it for now... please send more questions to me people! Send them to godofthewired@hotmail.com and remember, the more often I get questions, the more often new chapters for the Fu Show will appear! Sayonara!