Author's Notes: .........I am SOOO disappointed. I write that new chapter, I get 1 letter, and you people don't REVIEW! GRAH why the hell I even bother to write baffles the mind! If you people want this show to continue, some appreciation would be nice!


The Fujin Kazeno Show

Announcer: Welcome one and all! It's time once again for The Fujin Kazeno Show! He have many special treats in store today, so I hope you all enjoy! So here she is, the president of the Albinos in Video Games Club... HEEEEEREEEEEEE'SSSS FUJIN!

Camera cuts to Fujin, seated at her desk while Seifer works the camera. Raijin can be seen in the background grabbing a donut.

Fujin: GREETINGS.

Raijin: Hiya everyone ya know! Today we have a special guest! Why it's none other then Final Fantasy 10's Tidus!! Wow I can't wait to meet him! He looks so life like!

Seifer: Hmph... but his weapon sucks... and who the hell has ever heard of blitzball!?

Raijin: You're just jealous...

Fujin: SILENCE! TIDUS, WELCOME.

Tidus walks out as an applause comes from the audience.

Tidus: How's it going?

Raijin quickly runs up to him.

Raijin: Would you mind signing this picture for me?

Tidus signs the picture and hands it back.

Fujin: BOTHERING GUEST!

Tidus: No it's no trouble..

Seifer: Well I got a question for ya... why in the name of god does no one ever call you by your name in FFX?

Tidus: Well.... umm..

Seifer: I mean even Squall got called by his first name... but no one ever calls you Tidus... I wonder why that is?

Tidus is now sweating heavily.

Seifer: And another thing, why are all of the names of swords in your game nothing but repeats... I mean the Lionheart come on! What were your writers sitting on your ass and just figured it'd be easier to use old names? And another thing, what was up with the ending in 10? I just hated the damn thing... I mean did you come back or did you die?

Tidus: ............

Seifer: And yet ANOTHER thing...

Finally, Tidus leaps up and runs away, screaming.

Fujin: SEIFER!

Seifer: What? That little twit deserved it!

Fujin: I never even asked him anything! And he left last time because of the little helium incident... We'll never get a FFX character to come in at this rate!

Seifer: Who needs that weak sports playing jock when you have your handsome knight?

Fujin clocks Seifer in the head with her coffee mug.

Fujin(turning to the author): Any way we can get him back?

Author: No.... I don't feel like writing him anymore... I agree with Seifer though he sucked anyways....

Seifer hands the author a bad with a big dollar sign on it. Watching this, Fujin raises an eyebrow.

Author: Why yes Seifer....... I will take this laundry to my laundromat for you..

Fujin: RAGE!

Author: Oh shit!

Fujin leaps over her desk and stalks over to the author and Seifer slowly.

Seifer: Do something!

Author(running over to the computer in the back): I'll write us into the next scene!

Fujin grabs Seifer and begins to strangle him.

Fujin: RAGE! You won't ruin my show anymor
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Announcer: Alright it's time for more of Fu's Letter Bag! Take it away Raijin!

Raijin: Okay then! We have 3 letters today for our dearest Fu-sama! The first letter for today comes from.. WolfwoodTheCross! And it reads...

Dear Fujin,

This question keeps coming to my attention, and I was wondering if you could answer it for me.... Where's the beef?

Seifer: In my pants!

Fujin: Moron...... QUESTION STUPID! SENDER RETARD!

Seifer: I don't know.... I think this person makes an interesting point...

Fujin: Retards do think alike...

Raijin: Wow.... that question boggles my mind ya know...

Fujin(mumbling): Surrounded by idiots.....

Raijin: Well let's see... the next question is from Trull1412 and it reads...

Dear Fujin,

Do you count how many times you kick Raijin in the shins? If so, how many times have you done it?

Fujin: KNOW NOT.

Raijin: My doctor says humans can't count that high...... but he also says my shins are going to snap in a couple of years...

Fujin: MORON! RAGE!

She kicks Raijin in the shin.

Raijin: OWWW Jeez! I heard a snap that time!......Anywho, the next question comes from a guy named Wes ya know! He asks...

Fujin,

When was your last sexual experience and what was it?

Fujin blushes heavily.

Seifer: I think I can answer that one!

Fujin(frantically while blushing): SHUT UP SEIFER!

Seifer: Just before the show started, Fu came into my dressing room when I was getting ready and she

Fujin: SHUT UP!

Fujin tackles, then stands up and rapidly kicks Seifer in the stomach.

Seifer: And OOOOOF... she pulled down... ACK... i will not be.... si...len...ced....

Seifer blacks out while Fujin tapes his mouth shut.

Fujin: ANSWER, NONE OF BUSINESS!

Raijin: Well I have this video tape! Let's watch shall we ya know?

Fujin: AHH! RAGE!

Fujin leaps at the VCR and tears it to pieces with her bare hands.

Raijin: .......good thing I made dvd copies ya know..

Announcer: Which are now available for $29.99 a piece! Order now!

Suddenly, the sound of a steaming tea kettle echoes throughout the stage. Everyone turns to Fujin, red in the face, her eye twitching. She slowly lifts up a large baseball bat with barbwire.

Author: RUN AWAY!

Raijin and the author dash away, causing Fu to give chase, screaming profanities.

Seifer(voice muffled behind gag): n.. sh... skd... t.....