They all knew it. It was not questionable in any way, shape, or form. It was knowledge practically given to anyone who knew him and knowledge easily passed to any other. It was not the secret of the universe. It was not a secret at all. It was not so important that Harry could die from it... right? You see, the thing is Harry can't rap.

And it was driving Malfoy insane.

"Yo! Yo! Yo! Where my dooooogs at?!" He shouted as they drove around in the convertable. Malfoy tried to choke Harry for his attempts to rap, but was once again, stopped by Ron and his brothers. Why did Potter have to have so many followers?

"Yo! My name is Harry and I'm a-gonna rap! You may think I'm scary! I will take a nap! Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!"

Instead of strangling him, Draco tried to plug his ears, but they wouldn't let him do that either. He was doomed. Doomed! Trying not to think too much like a little red-headed kid off the Rugrats who wore glasses and talked funny, Draco tried ignoring him... but that was no use, either.

In Mr. Weasley's brand new convertable, he was tortured. In Mr. Weasley's brand new convertable, he passed out. In Mr. Weasley's brand new convertable, he was unconcious for the rest of the ride.

"Um, Draco?" Ginny attempted to wake up the pale boy, whose head was on her shoulder. He didn't wake up, but then again, maybe whispering under Harry's stupid rap attempts was the reason.

"I like to eat fish! When I walk shoes squish! Like water is the sound! Who's up for another round?" Harry yelled, startling everyone in the neighborhood. Frightened mothers ushered their children inside and everyone closed their windows and locked their doors. There were a few senior citizens that didn't care.... these few were deaf.

"I won't eat a fig! Dudley is a *gasp!*"

"Harry," Ron began to complain. "That didn't rhyme!"

"Oh no!! I promised Dumbledore I'd change Dudley back into a person!"

"What?"

"He'll slaughter me!"

"Dudley?"

"He'll break my wand!"

"Um,"

"He'll bend my pride!!!"

"Hey, uh..."

"I'm DOOMED!! DOOOOOMED!!" Harry, not caring if he sounded like a baby who had troubles going to the bathroom or going on adventures where the water hose tried to kill you, screamed at the top of his lungs and then broke down and cried, laying his head on Ginny's shoulder. Ginny blushed.

'I never thought two hot guys would fight over me... wait,' she looked at Harry once more. 'He's not that hot. I like Draco!'

She shoved Harry away and hugged Malfoy, who was, still unconcious.

"Ginny? *Sniffle* Don't you love me?" Harry asked, wiping his nose with the back of his sleeve. Ron did the same, faking it and mocking his best friend.

"Aw, Harry. I can't love you. You wear glasses," She answered.

"Oh, yeah? That's discrimination!! Well, Draco! He's bad too! He... He... He..."

"He's perfect," Ginny finished. Poor Draco was still snoozing away... missing every word she said.

"HE OWNS A TEDDY BEAR!!"

"Oh we knew that Harry," Ron said, finished with mimicking him.

"It's fuzzy!" Harry continued, trying to see if this would appal Ginny.

"It's adorable! I love a man with a sensitive side!" After hearing that, Harry began to cry again.

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omigoodness, i know that was so short! i also know it took so long to post!! but, um, the next one will be longer, as well as sooner! so *bows* SORRY!

signing out....mashaka

p.s.
if you don't just hate me, please review! *sniffle*