Water
Dragon is behind her desk with some papers scattered all over. Fire Dragon is behind her peaking over her
shoulder to see what the hell she is writing. When Water Dragon sees the readers she elbows FD in the stomach and
clears her throat.
"Hi
everybody! Before we start this chapter
we want to put this author's note for you to understand some little things that
we had, how can I say it?"
"Invented
on our own?" Fire Dragon says brightly.
"Shut
up!!!" Water Dragon elbows Fire Dragon again.
"Ouch!
That hurts!" Fire Dragon whines Usagi-like.
"Anyway,
as I was saying before being so brutally interrupted, (glares daggers at Fire
Dragon) this is our own little, wicked world, and we do what we want here."
"Yeah that's why we're the authors!" Fire Dragon
yells before quickly getting out of Water Dragon's reach. Turning to the
readers Fire Dragon smiles wickedly "Anyways, we have to straighten up some
things:
First of all. The ages. As you all know we have tampered a little bit with the characters
ages to make it fit.
Gohan, 25. He was 11 when Usagi was born, and that's why her remembers her.
Goten and Trunks, 18. They were born a year after Usagi and Mamoru supposedly died, but
they where inside the Chamber of Time and Space twice. That's why they are older.
Mamoru, 21.
Usagi and the senshi, 16.
Michiru & Haruka, 18. (The outer will be in the very last chapters. So don't worry ^-^)
Hotaru, 14.
Setsuna, (looks) 27.
Adults, old, late 30's early 40's (who knows, who
cares)
ALERT!!!, ALERT!!!. WARNING!!!, WARNING!!!.
Second, there is not and will not be Pan, Videl,
and Bra in this fic. I hate them all!
So they will not and I repeat NOT appear in this fic." (Water dragon slowly
nods to Fire Dragon in agreement.) "I hate the little B%$*&%.
Third, we, sadly announce that we haven't seen the
GT version (breaks down crying) WAAAAAHHHH!, so in consequence we don't know
how is the true Trunks character, so, we are using Mirai Trunks as model for GT
Trunks. Same goes for Goten who we have
no idea how he behaves, so please bare with us.
So…anyway… I hope this will make your understand
this fic easier. Ja."
Water Dragon and Fire Dragon bow to the readers and
walk away.
Disclaimer: WD "Not this again…I get so depressed every time I have to think about
it. Can you believe that I the
Mighty Dragon…"
FD sneaks to the stage and yells, "Yeah, you
wish!!! –Stomps away-Mighty Dragon my foot!!!"
WD "…don't own Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z? Unthinkable, isn't it?" sighs and goes away.
~~CH 6 DBZ and SM Xover~~
~~Coming back
home~~
While
everybody where trying to eat, all eyes where over Usagi and Goku, who where
eating at their 'normal' paces stuffing all that they could on their
faces. They where too busy eating to
notice the others staring at them.
"Wow, and here I thought that Usagi was the
only one capable of eating like that!" Rei said wide-eyed.
"And I thought that only Goku was able to eat that
much food." Krillin said awed only to
get elbowed by 18.
"Of
course they would eat like that, their metabolism are very similar, and
consequently this explains their eating behavior. Because of the relationship they share, and certain attributes
from their alien heritage, those factors would make them behave in such way, or
in this case alike." 18 said in a deadpan voice, receiving blank stares from
everybody except from Goku, Usagi (who were still eating), Bulma, and Ami.
"Of course" Ami said snapping her fingers "Why
didn't I see that before!"
Minako blink…blink…blink "Umm, Ami could
you translate so we can understand." A rosy color found its way
to Ami's cheeks.
"Well what 18 was saying is that since they are
Saiyan and father and daughter, it's only normal for them to eat in such a
manner." Ami said as if it was the
obvious answer.
Only several (not very convinced) "Oh's" could be
heard from everybody.
"So, girls" Goku said finishing his 12th
serving "What brings you here, I mean, we now know about Mamoru and
Usagi, or do you have family here too?" He said smiling.
"No, no we are here to protect Mamoru and Usagi as
is our duty." Makoto said proudly.
"Protect? PROTECT! You need five weak girls
to protect you!" Vegeta snorted.
"I need nobody to protect me." Mamoru said between teeth glaring daggers at
Vegeta.
"What do you mean 'Your duty'?" ChiChi said
changing the subject ignoring Vegeta's comment.
"Well you see, in our past lives Usagi here was the
princess of the Moon. We-" Rei motioned
to the other three "the Sailor Senshi
where the Royal Guard, each of us princesses of our respective planets. We sworn to fight against all evil and
protect the princess in the Silver Millennium."
"What do you mean you're past lives?" Bulma asked.
"Yes, our past lives" started Usagi getting a far away look. "One thousand years ago existed an alliance called the 'Silver Millennium', this was a time of peace in all the solar system. The ruler was Queen Serenity, my mother. The queen ruled fairly over all the planets on the alliance. The only planet excluded from the peace treaty was the Earth, but since I was bestowed to Prince Endymion of Earth" All five girls pointed at Mamoru, who was about to bite a pastry, but lowered it slowly looking embarrassed "Earth was going to join the alliance. They" Usagi pointed the senshi. "Are the Sailor Senshis, sworn to protect the Silver Millennium, the harmony of the planets and me. They are the champions of the Moon, the fighters of peace, and the protectors of the Moon Queen."
"Good God Usagi, you sound like an under budget
tape!" Rei told Usagi.
"You fight… in that short skirts!" Goten said trying unsuccessfully not to
laugh.
"How do you fly without…well…you know." Gohan
said embarrassed pointing to their legs.
"We don't fly." Rei said looking at Gohan as if he was out of his mind.
"Nope" Usagi said standing, finally finished with
her food "But when we are transformed we can jump really high. Here, let me show you." (FD: Remember, they
hadn't de-transformed while they were eating. And, Mamoru had taken his mask
off, so he does not have his mask over his face, or the hat. Duh) Taking a deep
breath, she jumped the equivalent of a 10-story building. However when she came down she lost her
footing and fell flat on her face. Everybody sweat dropped.
Minako leaned towards Rei and whispered to her ear,
"The transformation helps, but it doesn't make miracles." Both Rei and Mina
went into a fit of giggles.
"Hey! It's not funny!" Usagi said wailing.
"You said 'with the transformation' what's
that?" Trunks asked.
"Oh well you see, this," Mina pointed her
fuku, "is not what we wear in the everyday basis."
"Well obviously." Vegeta said darkly.
"Anyway, here we'll show you, come on guys." All of them concentrated and a brilliant
light engulfed them. When it subsided
Mina stood in an orange sundress and orange shoes.
"See! I told you." Mina chirped. Makoto was wearing baggy shorts and green
shirt, Rei a red dress, and Ami a long skirt and blue shirt.
Mamoru went to help Usagi up from where she had
landed, and they de-transformed as well. He was wearing gray slacks, black turtleneck and the (very ugly :p)
green jacket. Usagi had a pair of pants
and a tank top with bunnies printed on it.
"Thank you Mamo-chan." She said kissing him on the cheek. Hearing this Goku got into his 'fatherly mode'.
"Wait a minute, Mamo-chan?" He said
moving towards them.
"Well…yeah." Usagi said a little apprehensive, cowering behind Mamoru.
"Young men, how old are you?" Goku said crossing
his arms in front of his chest.
"Well if my calculations are correct…" Yamcha
bumped in
"He's…umm…let's see…" he started counting his
fingers "21!" he said triumphantly at Goku.
"TWENTY ONE!!!" Goku yelled, "My Usagi is only a
baby and you are going out with her?" Goku finished while getting ready to kill Mamoru. Mamoru rolled his eyes *and I thought that
Kenji was bad enough*
"I can assure you that my intentions are good
Goku." Mamoru said trying to calm down his new soon-to-be father-in-law
*another one*- he thought- *and I just was getting used to the idea of one* he
sighed.
"Of course Mamo-chan has good intentions." Usagi
purred leaning on Mamoru. "And one day
we're gonna get married." She added
looking at Mamoru lovingly.
"Married!!!" Bulma and Chichi said gleefully,
already planning the details in their minds.
"MARRIED!?!?"
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FD "(gasps) Oh My God what have we done?!?! We have
created a monster!!! (giggles) cool isn't it? But not to worry, I'll make it
worse! Stay tuned for our next chapter."
Water Dragon "In spite of what we had told you
before, we are having some technical difficulties (mumbles something about
stupid homework) in posting our chapters, so we have decided to post every
Friday instead of on Mondays. We are
happy to say that we can post another chapter this Friday if, and only if we
receive from 8-10 reviews this week."
Fire
Dragon "Yeah, *sniff* we only *sniff* got like 4 *sniff* reviews! Whawwww!"
Water Dragon "So now you know, if you want more
chapters, we want more reviews." –waves and leaves-