DISCLAIMER: Hello all you little Marvel boys and girls! We're going to learn a new word today! It's 'sue'! Can you say it with me? Sue! Good for you! Now I'm going to teach you a very special word that goes in front of 'sue'. That word is 'no'! Can you say this word? Oh, I see you're really good at that! Now, we're going to say the two words together. Are you ready? Okay, one, two three: No Sue! No Sue! No Sue! You've got it! Good for you! That's all for today's lesson, kids!
I got the inspiration for this after reading JazzPizza's versions of I am Canadian for Remy, Rogue, Jean and Storm. I highly recommend you read them, they're hilarious! I was a little disappointed that there wasn't one for Hank, so I decided to write it myself. Here ya go!
I AM A GENIOUS
I am not a monster, or a geek.
And I don't wear tape on my glasses, speak with an annoying nasal voice, or shed allover the furniture.
Much.
And I don't know Lightning, Speedball or Bob from the Brotherhood,
although I've probably trounced them once or twice.
I have a University Degree, not a certificate.
I speak English, and French, and Spanish, and Japanese, and Mandarin Chinese, and Arabic, and Latin, and...
where was I? Oh, yes...
And the words 'star' and 'garter' CAN both be included in the same sentence.
I can proudly wear glasses and a pocket protector.
I believe in mutant-human coexistence, not isolation;
unity not separation;
and that Twinkies are truly the fifth food group.
A cat is a feline, a car is a vehicle.
And it is pronounced 'Theh-saurus', not 'Thee-saurus', Thesaurus!
Mutants are currently the fastest-growing minority,
fur and fangs can be pretty darn sexy,
and blue is the best colour in the entire spectrum!
MY NAME IS HANK, AND I AM A GENIOUS!!!
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And just in case you're wondering, yes, I am a Canadian! :D
And in case you're wondering about my other unfinished fics *stares guiltily at the floor*, I will get to them! I promise! In fact, the last chapter for a Tail of Two Beasts is finished except for one small section which is suffering major writer's block. It'll be up soon, I promise!!!
fuzzyblue
I got the inspiration for this after reading JazzPizza's versions of I am Canadian for Remy, Rogue, Jean and Storm. I highly recommend you read them, they're hilarious! I was a little disappointed that there wasn't one for Hank, so I decided to write it myself. Here ya go!
I AM A GENIOUS
I am not a monster, or a geek.
And I don't wear tape on my glasses, speak with an annoying nasal voice, or shed allover the furniture.
Much.
And I don't know Lightning, Speedball or Bob from the Brotherhood,
although I've probably trounced them once or twice.
I have a University Degree, not a certificate.
I speak English, and French, and Spanish, and Japanese, and Mandarin Chinese, and Arabic, and Latin, and...
where was I? Oh, yes...
And the words 'star' and 'garter' CAN both be included in the same sentence.
I can proudly wear glasses and a pocket protector.
I believe in mutant-human coexistence, not isolation;
unity not separation;
and that Twinkies are truly the fifth food group.
A cat is a feline, a car is a vehicle.
And it is pronounced 'Theh-saurus', not 'Thee-saurus', Thesaurus!
Mutants are currently the fastest-growing minority,
fur and fangs can be pretty darn sexy,
and blue is the best colour in the entire spectrum!
MY NAME IS HANK, AND I AM A GENIOUS!!!
* * *
And just in case you're wondering, yes, I am a Canadian! :D
And in case you're wondering about my other unfinished fics *stares guiltily at the floor*, I will get to them! I promise! In fact, the last chapter for a Tail of Two Beasts is finished except for one small section which is suffering major writer's block. It'll be up soon, I promise!!!
fuzzyblue