A/N: I love you people! And this thingy said that somebody put me on their favorites list.. whoeverdunnit, I LOOOVE YOOOOU except Bob the Builder. Bob the Builder: I removed your review because MAAAN IT SUUUUUCKED.. (a.k.a. it was unconstructive, pointless, and scrolled my reviews page. So eff you in the aye. ^-^)
"YES! I, Zim, think that we're almost out! We just turn right here, and-AUGH!" Zim and Dib stopped short as they came to the exact same moss-covered rock as they had been passing time after time in the past hour. "Cursed rock! Do not mock Ziiim!" Zim said, bringing back his mighty Irken boot in order to kick the aforementioned rock.
"Wait! I have an idea.. moss always grows on the north side of trees, right? So maybe the same is true for rocks!" Dib bent down and examined it.
But, the rock was covered with moss on all sides. Dib scowled. "Just my luck.." he mumbled, and kicked the rock away.
Just then, a nearby wall opened up,the sides scraping and groaning as rock was forced to move after decades of staying still. A dark passage remained. Dib blinked. "..Nifty."
"Mwahaha! Good work, pathetic stinkbeast. There may be a brain in that enormous head after all! Onward, to freedom!" Zim said, and marched through the doorway.
Dib blinked again. That was.. pretty much the first time Zim had ever complimented him on something, even if it was attached to an insult. Dib followed, an odd smile on his face.
"..wait a minute.. HEY, MY HEAD'S NOT BIIIG!"
As they walked through the passageway, Dib noticed that things seemed to look more.. normal as they went on. The ground got less rocky, more like it had been actually cleared and packed down for walking on. It also seemed that as they traveled farther down, the dirt had patterns etched into it. At first it was faint, but gradually clearer as they went. The walls and ceiling also changed. Where there was once rocks, bumps, and.. dangly.. rock.. things, there was now clearly defined walls and ceiling, even with charming little lamps in the walls to light the way. Dib glanced at the ground. A rug with the same designs that had been in the dirt now covered it. Zim switched off his flashlight, as it was no longer needed.
"Hey, look.. the doors." Dib said.
"I have no need of beastly huuuman music groups, Dib." Zim sniffed (an amazing feat indeed, for one with no nose).
"No, not those doors, THOSE doors!" Dib said, pointing.
And lo, for there was indeed doors now lining the hallway.
"Oh."
"One of these has to lead out. Start trying doors." Dib said, twisting the knob of one on the left.
Zim went for one on his right, and checked inside. There he found an impossibly skinny man with spike-y black hair sitting on a crate across from a man with several drill holes in his head. There was blood everywhere, and they were both eating cheese sandwiches. The skinny man frowned at Zim.
"Hey. Go away." he said.
"Oh, okay. Sorry." Zim said then shut the door.
Dib opened his door, only to find a..
bMOOSE
EATING
WALNUTS/b
"AHHHHH!" Dib screamed, then slammed the door shut.
Zim went to the next door, and found a dirty man in a box.
"Linda? Is that yew? You gon' take me back, Linda? I love yew!" the man said, crawling towards Zim while dragging his box.
"AWAY, FILTHY STINKWORM!" Zim yelled, backing out and shutting the door.
Dib opened his next door a crack, and peeked inside. The room was bare, except for one small pink object in the middle. It was round, with four stumps that Dib guessed were legs sticking out of it. Dib stared at it, confused as to what it was, until it slowly turned to him with a terrifying noise..
"Oink."
Dib turned an even paler shade of white, and soundlessly closed the door.
"Um.. m-maybe we should-"
"I, Zim, have found a way out! ..I think." Zim said, squinting into the darkness of the room he had just opened. Dib wandered over to have a look.
"Hey, yeah.. I think I see a light way back in there."
Dib walked inside, Zim following close behind. As soon as they were in, the door shut behind them with a slam.
"Crap!" Dib said, running back to try and get it open again, but it was no use. It was like the door had never existed, with the knob simply gone.
"Stupid human! Why didn't you prop open the door?!" Zim said.
Dib scowled, and Zim rolled his eyes. "Whatever. It can't be helped, now. ONWARD!"
And so, they journeyed farther into the abyss.
A/N: Review mas, por favor? Muchos gracias ^-^.
"YES! I, Zim, think that we're almost out! We just turn right here, and-AUGH!" Zim and Dib stopped short as they came to the exact same moss-covered rock as they had been passing time after time in the past hour. "Cursed rock! Do not mock Ziiim!" Zim said, bringing back his mighty Irken boot in order to kick the aforementioned rock.
"Wait! I have an idea.. moss always grows on the north side of trees, right? So maybe the same is true for rocks!" Dib bent down and examined it.
But, the rock was covered with moss on all sides. Dib scowled. "Just my luck.." he mumbled, and kicked the rock away.
Just then, a nearby wall opened up,the sides scraping and groaning as rock was forced to move after decades of staying still. A dark passage remained. Dib blinked. "..Nifty."
"Mwahaha! Good work, pathetic stinkbeast. There may be a brain in that enormous head after all! Onward, to freedom!" Zim said, and marched through the doorway.
Dib blinked again. That was.. pretty much the first time Zim had ever complimented him on something, even if it was attached to an insult. Dib followed, an odd smile on his face.
"..wait a minute.. HEY, MY HEAD'S NOT BIIIG!"
As they walked through the passageway, Dib noticed that things seemed to look more.. normal as they went on. The ground got less rocky, more like it had been actually cleared and packed down for walking on. It also seemed that as they traveled farther down, the dirt had patterns etched into it. At first it was faint, but gradually clearer as they went. The walls and ceiling also changed. Where there was once rocks, bumps, and.. dangly.. rock.. things, there was now clearly defined walls and ceiling, even with charming little lamps in the walls to light the way. Dib glanced at the ground. A rug with the same designs that had been in the dirt now covered it. Zim switched off his flashlight, as it was no longer needed.
"Hey, look.. the doors." Dib said.
"I have no need of beastly huuuman music groups, Dib." Zim sniffed (an amazing feat indeed, for one with no nose).
"No, not those doors, THOSE doors!" Dib said, pointing.
And lo, for there was indeed doors now lining the hallway.
"Oh."
"One of these has to lead out. Start trying doors." Dib said, twisting the knob of one on the left.
Zim went for one on his right, and checked inside. There he found an impossibly skinny man with spike-y black hair sitting on a crate across from a man with several drill holes in his head. There was blood everywhere, and they were both eating cheese sandwiches. The skinny man frowned at Zim.
"Hey. Go away." he said.
"Oh, okay. Sorry." Zim said then shut the door.
Dib opened his door, only to find a..
bMOOSE
EATING
WALNUTS/b
"AHHHHH!" Dib screamed, then slammed the door shut.
Zim went to the next door, and found a dirty man in a box.
"Linda? Is that yew? You gon' take me back, Linda? I love yew!" the man said, crawling towards Zim while dragging his box.
"AWAY, FILTHY STINKWORM!" Zim yelled, backing out and shutting the door.
Dib opened his next door a crack, and peeked inside. The room was bare, except for one small pink object in the middle. It was round, with four stumps that Dib guessed were legs sticking out of it. Dib stared at it, confused as to what it was, until it slowly turned to him with a terrifying noise..
"Oink."
Dib turned an even paler shade of white, and soundlessly closed the door.
"Um.. m-maybe we should-"
"I, Zim, have found a way out! ..I think." Zim said, squinting into the darkness of the room he had just opened. Dib wandered over to have a look.
"Hey, yeah.. I think I see a light way back in there."
Dib walked inside, Zim following close behind. As soon as they were in, the door shut behind them with a slam.
"Crap!" Dib said, running back to try and get it open again, but it was no use. It was like the door had never existed, with the knob simply gone.
"Stupid human! Why didn't you prop open the door?!" Zim said.
Dib scowled, and Zim rolled his eyes. "Whatever. It can't be helped, now. ONWARD!"
And so, they journeyed farther into the abyss.
A/N: Review mas, por favor? Muchos gracias ^-^.