Notice:
I do not own any of these characters, but if it werent for Meg Cabot's wonderful books i wouldnt even know they existed. Thanks Meg!
7am
Its seems my life is always over for one reason or another. Just once this week id like to write an entry that doesnt include me being a klutz, me being a moron, or me embarrassing myself.
Ha! Nice try Mia, like that will ever happen. Like, Its not bad enough that my parents have lied to me practically since i was born, or that im tortured by my grandmother day after day afterday,
or that im never going to have a normal life ever again. Thank god ive got Lily, or theyd have to put me in a home for the royally insane. No pun intended.
Lets start off with this morning. Im sleeping blissfully, all warm and cozy. Well so was Fat Louie. Except he was on my FACE! I woke up with red marks all over my forehead where his claws
had rested. Mom tried to help me wash them off but the skin was borken so the blood came off, but the cuts didnt. "Boy this is turning out to be a great day." i told mom."If bad things keep happening
to me beofre i even wake up i think i will just stay awake for the rest of my life to maybe i can at least stop them." Mom really felt bad for me, she even asked if i wanted to stay home from school, but i said no.
LIly and I wanted to get there early so we could check out Ho's Deli again. A few months ago, Lily found out that they were overcharging some kids, but not others. It made a great topic for lilys show, but i dont think it did much good.
Business still booms over there before school every morning. But hey at least we stood up for our rights to get ginko and wheat germ granola bars at the same price as everyone else.
So anyway here i sit in the limo on the way to school. Lars told me that he didnt even notice the huge disgusting gashes (ok so they arent THAT bad) on my face since my bangs hang over them. I love lars.
8:30am Science class APRIL FIRST!
Oh my god, i didnt even realize that today was april fools day. I swear this has to be my least favorite day of the year. I dont understand why people call it a holiday. It seems more like "Get Mia Day" to me.
Every year its like the prep clones all try to outdo each other, to see who can pull the best prank. Unfortunately most of them are on me. Take this morning for example. As soon as i got my big feet thru the door
Lana runs up to me shrieking, "Oh my GOD Mia, what is that on your forehead?" Of course i freaked. One, because of the Fat Louie incident earlier, and two, because i had no idea what day it was. So off i go running
into the bathroom as fast as i could without hurting someone (usually myself), checked myself out to find that my wounds were still hidden, and that people were staring at me like i was crazy. But it wasnt because of me running in like
my pants were on fire... no no... there were guys looking at me. I started to think "What are guys doing in the girls bathro-, oh god.... Im not in the girls bathroom!!!" I tried to cover my eyes and blindly reach the door, hopefully not seeing anything
i dont plan on untill im married, and as i opened it, i ran out into a group of Lana and Josh, and all of their friends doubled over laughing. They had all made a neat little circle around the other side of the door. I quickly stood on tiptoe looking
desperately for Lily, but i couldnt find her. So there i stood, my cheeks flaming red with anger and embarassment untill Principal Gupta told everyone to get to their next class.
April Fools Score Card:
Them= 1
Me= ZERO
Lunch (finally)
Leave it to Lily to bring up the worst part of the day first. There we were in line ans she just went on and on about my wonderful morning. I couldnt stop her. Once she gets going its like she becomes deaf to everything else thats going on around her.
So i just waited. The lunch line couldnt have moved any faster of course. I cant wait until im older and learn how to have selective hearing like my parents. Shes still going...
2:47 - Get Mia Day
I have no G&T today! Since Michael isnt here, its not such a bad thing, even if it is Grandmeres fault. So normally i wouldnt be to happy about it, since i love spending an extra hour after school every day listening to michael moscovitz talk about whatever
it is im supposed to be learning. Most of the time its about the FOIL method ( note: first inside outside last) or some pathagorwhatever theory something or other. Those eyes, his smile, that ivory soap freshness.... *sigh*
So since he is in creighton, which is about three hours away, at some computer convention with his computer club buddies, there is no real reason to go to G&T anyway. I just better not let my mom know that. She is dating my Algebra teacher after all.
Only 15 minutes left untill freedon! Well for the weekend anyway... from school... I know better than to hppe for nothing more to do on the weekdends than sleep untill noon and lay around watching old black and white movies all day.
Reminder to myself: Talk to Grandmere about that
3:10 pm - Limo
I want to go home. No, i want to bury myself in the deepest hole on earth. Better yet, i think i will just ship myself off into a black hole somwhere in outer space. Not even light can get in there.
Boy was i wrong when i thought the day was over. So i can deal with "Mia, theres a spider in your hair, APRIL FOOLS" and stuff, but Lana went way too far this time. WHen the bell rang, i went to my locker as usual. I just wanted to get out of there
as fast as possible like everyone else right? Well not today.....
After i forced the gum out of my lock (nice try, someone did that last year, probably the same person) and opened the door reaching for my books i heard Lanas voice:
"Dear Diary,
I cant wait for G&T this afternoon. The thought of looking into Michael Moscovitz's eyes for a whole hour while hes explaining those equation thingies to me just sends dshivers down my
spine like im about to be struck by lightning, which wouldnt be so bad since i know that michael learned cpr last year. I just hope hed be the one doing it on me, not like Lilys boyfriend Boris
or something. That would be WAY gross, since he like kisses my best friend!"
I had heard enough. I ran over to Lana and snatched the ripped out page from my diary from her hand and ran out the door. All of this running is making me tired. I cant believe
she would do something like this! Oh wait, yes i can, its LANA, she lives her LIFE trying to make mine miserable. How did she get to my diary? How did she even know i had one? This is
just great, now the whole school will know how i feel about Michael. Fine Lana have it your way. This isnt April Fools, this is W-A-R.
I do not own any of these characters, but if it werent for Meg Cabot's wonderful books i wouldnt even know they existed. Thanks Meg!
7am
Its seems my life is always over for one reason or another. Just once this week id like to write an entry that doesnt include me being a klutz, me being a moron, or me embarrassing myself.
Ha! Nice try Mia, like that will ever happen. Like, Its not bad enough that my parents have lied to me practically since i was born, or that im tortured by my grandmother day after day afterday,
or that im never going to have a normal life ever again. Thank god ive got Lily, or theyd have to put me in a home for the royally insane. No pun intended.
Lets start off with this morning. Im sleeping blissfully, all warm and cozy. Well so was Fat Louie. Except he was on my FACE! I woke up with red marks all over my forehead where his claws
had rested. Mom tried to help me wash them off but the skin was borken so the blood came off, but the cuts didnt. "Boy this is turning out to be a great day." i told mom."If bad things keep happening
to me beofre i even wake up i think i will just stay awake for the rest of my life to maybe i can at least stop them." Mom really felt bad for me, she even asked if i wanted to stay home from school, but i said no.
LIly and I wanted to get there early so we could check out Ho's Deli again. A few months ago, Lily found out that they were overcharging some kids, but not others. It made a great topic for lilys show, but i dont think it did much good.
Business still booms over there before school every morning. But hey at least we stood up for our rights to get ginko and wheat germ granola bars at the same price as everyone else.
So anyway here i sit in the limo on the way to school. Lars told me that he didnt even notice the huge disgusting gashes (ok so they arent THAT bad) on my face since my bangs hang over them. I love lars.
8:30am Science class APRIL FIRST!
Oh my god, i didnt even realize that today was april fools day. I swear this has to be my least favorite day of the year. I dont understand why people call it a holiday. It seems more like "Get Mia Day" to me.
Every year its like the prep clones all try to outdo each other, to see who can pull the best prank. Unfortunately most of them are on me. Take this morning for example. As soon as i got my big feet thru the door
Lana runs up to me shrieking, "Oh my GOD Mia, what is that on your forehead?" Of course i freaked. One, because of the Fat Louie incident earlier, and two, because i had no idea what day it was. So off i go running
into the bathroom as fast as i could without hurting someone (usually myself), checked myself out to find that my wounds were still hidden, and that people were staring at me like i was crazy. But it wasnt because of me running in like
my pants were on fire... no no... there were guys looking at me. I started to think "What are guys doing in the girls bathro-, oh god.... Im not in the girls bathroom!!!" I tried to cover my eyes and blindly reach the door, hopefully not seeing anything
i dont plan on untill im married, and as i opened it, i ran out into a group of Lana and Josh, and all of their friends doubled over laughing. They had all made a neat little circle around the other side of the door. I quickly stood on tiptoe looking
desperately for Lily, but i couldnt find her. So there i stood, my cheeks flaming red with anger and embarassment untill Principal Gupta told everyone to get to their next class.
April Fools Score Card:
Them= 1
Me= ZERO
Lunch (finally)
Leave it to Lily to bring up the worst part of the day first. There we were in line ans she just went on and on about my wonderful morning. I couldnt stop her. Once she gets going its like she becomes deaf to everything else thats going on around her.
So i just waited. The lunch line couldnt have moved any faster of course. I cant wait until im older and learn how to have selective hearing like my parents. Shes still going...
2:47 - Get Mia Day
I have no G&T today! Since Michael isnt here, its not such a bad thing, even if it is Grandmeres fault. So normally i wouldnt be to happy about it, since i love spending an extra hour after school every day listening to michael moscovitz talk about whatever
it is im supposed to be learning. Most of the time its about the FOIL method ( note: first inside outside last) or some pathagorwhatever theory something or other. Those eyes, his smile, that ivory soap freshness.... *sigh*
So since he is in creighton, which is about three hours away, at some computer convention with his computer club buddies, there is no real reason to go to G&T anyway. I just better not let my mom know that. She is dating my Algebra teacher after all.
Only 15 minutes left untill freedon! Well for the weekend anyway... from school... I know better than to hppe for nothing more to do on the weekdends than sleep untill noon and lay around watching old black and white movies all day.
Reminder to myself: Talk to Grandmere about that
3:10 pm - Limo
I want to go home. No, i want to bury myself in the deepest hole on earth. Better yet, i think i will just ship myself off into a black hole somwhere in outer space. Not even light can get in there.
Boy was i wrong when i thought the day was over. So i can deal with "Mia, theres a spider in your hair, APRIL FOOLS" and stuff, but Lana went way too far this time. WHen the bell rang, i went to my locker as usual. I just wanted to get out of there
as fast as possible like everyone else right? Well not today.....
After i forced the gum out of my lock (nice try, someone did that last year, probably the same person) and opened the door reaching for my books i heard Lanas voice:
"Dear Diary,
I cant wait for G&T this afternoon. The thought of looking into Michael Moscovitz's eyes for a whole hour while hes explaining those equation thingies to me just sends dshivers down my
spine like im about to be struck by lightning, which wouldnt be so bad since i know that michael learned cpr last year. I just hope hed be the one doing it on me, not like Lilys boyfriend Boris
or something. That would be WAY gross, since he like kisses my best friend!"
I had heard enough. I ran over to Lana and snatched the ripped out page from my diary from her hand and ran out the door. All of this running is making me tired. I cant believe
she would do something like this! Oh wait, yes i can, its LANA, she lives her LIFE trying to make mine miserable. How did she get to my diary? How did she even know i had one? This is
just great, now the whole school will know how i feel about Michael. Fine Lana have it your way. This isnt April Fools, this is W-A-R.