The Goose...

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. Or do I? Hehehe...Oh wait! You heard nothing



One day, Trunks walked in to his father's bedroom where Vegeta had secretly been crying his eyes out while watching the movie "Armegedon". He quickly dried his tears.

"What do you want, boy?!" Vegeta demanded flipping off the TV.

Trunks eyed the floor nervously.

"Well, I was wondering if you could take me and Goten to the park..."He said.He looked up at his dad with big sparkly eyes.

Vegeta didnt want to go to the park, but he remembered Bulma also wanted him to do the laundry. He finally sighed and nodded.

"Yes, I'll take Kakoratte's brat and you to the park." He grumbled.

Trunks jumped for joy.

"You're the best dad in the whole world!"

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At the park, Vegeta had brought a book to read while Goten and Trunks played.

"Why do children like the park so much, there's nothing to do, and it's full of fat people." Vegeta mumbled.

"Dad! Hey Dad, look at me!!!" Trunks was hanging upside down from the monkey bars flailing widely.

"I see you,boy. Very nice, now try to do it from the top of the swing." Vegeta called back.

The woman next to him made a disgusted face and scooted away. All of a sudden, Trunks ran to the car and came out with a loaf of bread he had brought.

"Come on Goten, let's go feed the ducks." He said to his best friend.

Goten smiled.

"Duckies,duckies,we're gonna feed the duckies!!!!"

Vegeta stood up.

"Well now, if you think that you're going an inch near that water without me, you got another thing coming. I'll go with you."

So, the thee of them went to go feed the ducks.

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At the edge of the bayou, sat a few ducks. Goten kind of kept behind Trunks, he had actually never seen ducks and they didn't look to friendly.

"C'mon Goten, they're just birds. here's a piece of bread, throw it to them." Trunks said.

Goten took the piece of bread and tossed it at the ducks. They ate it, and looked at him for more. Trunks threw a piece. The ducks ate it, and glanced at him licking their,...er,bills. Together, Trunks and Goten fed the ducks. When the goose came.

The goose was huge. As tall as Goten, with beady eyes and a long neck. It looked at the two boys who had no more bread.

"Sorry Goosey, you got here too late." Trunks aid and began to walk away. He felt a wing grab the back of his shirt.

He turned around to see the goose shaking its head. He grew frightened and began running.

Meanwhile, Vegeta was siitng nearby, reading his book(By the way, it's THE DIARY OF ELLEN REMBOWER)

"Daddy! Help!" Vegeta looked up to see his son and Kakoratte's brat running at him with a goose not far behind.

Vegeta picked Trunks up in one arm and Goten in the other.

"What's going on,boy?!" He demanded.

"That goose! It's chasing us like a mad-man!!!!" Trunks squealed.

Vegeta squinted at the bird. It squinted back. Vegeta shook a fist. The goose shook a wing.

"So, you were threatning my boy were you, bird?" Vegeta hissed.

The goose honked in reply. Trunks and Goten cowared behind Vegeta.

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"So, if you wanna play like that, let's fight!" Vegeta yelled to the goose. He immediately went Super-Saiyan.

"Honnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk!!!!" The goose roared and also went Super-Saiyan. It had a yellow glow to it and had grown spiky golden hair on it's head.

Vegeta charged at the bird. The bird charged back.

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After the fight, which Vegeta had lost, the three saiyans went home. On the way they heard a honk in the trunk....

The end.